dragonprobably
The Poster Formerly Known as MartinLuther
What's up gamers? I'm about to do a speedrun of Imperium Offtopicum.
So it's currently the sign up phase. We don't want to waste too much time in this phase here so I'm going to spend at most 15 seconds doing claims and stats without doing too much work on the fluff bits. We'll just call our faction "British Empire" even though we're in Africa.
Okay, with that out of the way the game has started and it's our first move. We're not going to spend too much time with that. Instead, there's a glitch we can exploit to get to the end here. So if I do a sequence of perfectly timed crouches in the corner of my room here, I can OOB my way under the world. Now we need to time a punch-punch-kick combo perfectly to move across the OOB or we'll fall infinitely and ruin the speedrun. At this very moment, we're moving through the OOB to the GM's house. When we're get there we'll have to use an exploit called "Can-Can" where we do such a rapid progression of kicks that it'll shoot us straight up into the air.
Ok, now we're in the GM's bedroom. We'll need to sneak up on them without us noticing. We just need to make sure we don't step on any of these Doritos. Ok, now comes the hardest part: snapping their neck. Oh that was easier than expected. Ok, now we have to type in the thread, "British Empire has won."
We're done now, gamers, at a whopping 35 seconds. That should put us some where in 3rd place on speedrun.com of our run. We did it, gamers. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe.
So it's currently the sign up phase. We don't want to waste too much time in this phase here so I'm going to spend at most 15 seconds doing claims and stats without doing too much work on the fluff bits. We'll just call our faction "British Empire" even though we're in Africa.
Okay, with that out of the way the game has started and it's our first move. We're not going to spend too much time with that. Instead, there's a glitch we can exploit to get to the end here. So if I do a sequence of perfectly timed crouches in the corner of my room here, I can OOB my way under the world. Now we need to time a punch-punch-kick combo perfectly to move across the OOB or we'll fall infinitely and ruin the speedrun. At this very moment, we're moving through the OOB to the GM's house. When we're get there we'll have to use an exploit called "Can-Can" where we do such a rapid progression of kicks that it'll shoot us straight up into the air.
Ok, now we're in the GM's bedroom. We'll need to sneak up on them without us noticing. We just need to make sure we don't step on any of these Doritos. Ok, now comes the hardest part: snapping their neck. Oh that was easier than expected. Ok, now we have to type in the thread, "British Empire has won."
We're done now, gamers, at a whopping 35 seconds. That should put us some where in 3rd place on speedrun.com of our run. We did it, gamers. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe.
