Britain
Spend 4 IC on 2 factories in Britain,
1 IC into Stability.
People of Britain,
I am your Prime Minister, Vincent De Nil newly elected just a year ago. Already, I have started to reclaim our old empire, started industrialization once again, and instituted Military Reforms. But this is not enough! The traitors to our south have declared war on us! Yes Spain! Their ships even now bear down on our colony in Mahgreb, our brave native allies there preparing to resist them. Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, our faithful allies! Yet, saddened as I am to say it, they are no match for these vile Spaniards. We have no modern weapons there. Muskets, some old rifles, cannons, gunboats, and trading ships hastily converted to warships. Make no mistake, we shall fight Valiantly! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the desert, we shall fight in the mountains, we shall fight in the cities, in the streets, in the houses! We shall shoot them between the eyes, cut off their balls, put 'em in soup, and send 'em back to their mother country! We shall bloody them, we shall kill them, we shall DEFEAT THEM!
Do they not realize we are bloody brits? they dare to face our limey wrath? Gather the highlanders! Fetch the irish! Find those damned welshman! Rouse the Englishman! It is time to fight! The Spanish Armada is alive once more, their army still breathing, and they plan to come here, to your homes! To rape your daughters and wives, to kill your borthers, to ensalve your sons, and to reach out and grab your heart, twist it, then pull it out! They wish to break our spirit! Some say what I speak of is madness. Well I say this: THIS IS NOT MADNESS. THIS IS DAMNED GREAT BRITAIN! GREAT Britain! We are GREAT! Now lets go those these bastardous Spaniards and Roman mobsters who really is in charge here. Lets go show them whose side God is on, lets go show them what God's wrath really looks like, lets go show them we arent someone to screw with! Onward! Onward to war! Onward to Glory! Onward to an EMPIRE!