JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[jalapeno_dude]

You know hwo good of a mod you are? Updating liek this is nice thing to do.So nice infact that I think you are one of my top favorite mods of all time this week.

Thank you!

What's that green nation south of me and that blue one east of me?

The green one is either Magan or Dilmun; check the stats. The lavender one is New Armenia, a Medean puppet.

I NEVER had nAP with them! ;]. Thats the beauty of it ;].

I would swear you did...

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Though where was my eastward expansion?

Yeah, yeah. Realistically your army would have been tied up fighting the Hittites.

If you aren't the last one to send in orders, I'll have the energy to deal with these things.

Woohoo. I didn't quite expect to tall all of wessex- but its still just as good. ;] awesome update!

A lot can happen in a hundred years...

 

[LittleBoots]

Very nice, although a fortress Isle of Man full of Galloglach is not going to be fun. And why are there still Galloglach in Ireland proper?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

@JD- I did put 1000 spears into it... oh well. I got some nice westward expansion at least.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Very nice, although a fortress Isle of Man full of Galloglach is not going to be fun. And why are there still Galloglach in Ireland proper?

There aren't any now...

@Iggy: I'll fix it next turn if you don't send orders last.

 

[LittleBoots]

Hehehe, to be honest I probably could have used them but oh well. To bed!

 

[erez87]

Where are the 2 ships I sent far west?

Didnt hitties had a huge army to loose like that to the Sea-people? lol..

And whats with Nubia? I retreated from them!

to Nubians:
Why have you invaded Egypt? We ones could have destroyed you but had mercy and retreated... Will you leave?

to Hitties:
We are both fighting the league of the sea, would you like to work together when invading their capital?

to Medes:
We are not fighting you, but please tell us if you fight us.

to Sparta:
The sea people are bad news to us all. They will stop at nothing but to raid and than conquer us all. The hitties ivnaded Troy which backstan Sparta some time ago, will you let Troy win? Help against Troy's allies! The sea people must be deleted.

to Carthage:
How's things going?

 

[Luckymoose]

Orders sent.Everyone send orders now.I need another update.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

to Medes:
We are not fighting you, but please tell us if you fight us.

Don't worry my good Pharoah, the Medes have no plans of attacking you.

 

[North King]

OOC: That update did not turn out well. At all. In all honesty, that's the worst military defeat I've suffered in a NES since those cursed Bao Chans.

And Darkening, if I get the chance, you are going down for that little bit of "cleverness".

 

[The Farow]

Nice Update!!!!

From Prussia
To Brittanica

We have given up the days of the past of pillaging and wish to trade instead. Will you sign a 5 turn NAP to secure the safety of this new vital trade route?

 

[Dreadnought]

To Sparta
From Byzantines

We'll take that bet. You gotta push either through our superiour navy or Macedonia and Thrace.

 

[TerrisH]

To Hitties:
hmm, It looks Like you are about to take the Place of the Our Trade-partner Troy. will you be fair in your trades?

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Where are the 2 ships I sent far west?

They were destroyed in Cyrene.

Didnt hitties had a huge army to loose like that to the Sea-people? lol..

Yes, but look at the size of the Mede's army...

And whats with Nubia? I retreated from them!

Read the update more carefully:

the Nubians are incited to attack

to Nubians:
Why have you invaded Egypt? We ones could have destroyed you but had mercy and retreated... Will you leave?

No response.

to Hitties:
We are both fighting the league of the sea, would you like to work together when invading their capital?

Yes, we would.

to Sparta:
The sea people are bad news to us all. They will stop at nothing but to raid and than conquer us all. The hitties ivnaded Troy which backstan Sparta some time ago, will you let Troy win? Help against Troy's allies! The sea people must be deleted.

It was the Byzantine dogs, not Troy, who backstabbed us. Troy, in fact, is our ally. However, help us destroy the Byzantines, and we will help you.

To Hitties:
hmm, It looks Like you are about to take the Place of the Our Trade-partner Troy. will you be fair in your trades?

Yes, we will.

 

[Oruc]

How do you get one of those special cities?

 

[jalapeno_dude]

How do you get one of those special cities?

By making a project, or writing lots of stories, or both, or sometimes randomly. Note that there aren't eco centers in this NES.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Regarding Hittite diplo: Allow us to consider...

 

[~Darkening~]

To Prussia
From Brittania

While we still rmember the days of old, we are willing to forgive and forget. Yes we will sign.

@JD: Do we have to pay double for one turn, or none at all? And, as far as I rmember I signed a NAP with Eir(hann or whatever). I never signed one with Wessex cause I had plans to attack it later. LB just made it a whole lot easier ;].

@NK: Good thing thats theres an entire sea between us, isn't it? ;].

 

[jalapeno_dude]

To Prussia
From Brittania

While we still rmember the days of old, we are willing to forgive and forget. Yes we will sign.

@JD: Do we have to pay double for one turn, or none at all? And, as far as I rmember I signed a NAP with Eir(hann or whatever). I never signed one with Wessex cause I had plans to attack it later. LB just made it a whole lot easier ;].

@NK: Good thing thats theres an entire sea between us, isn't it? ;].

No, you still have tin, so you pay the normal price.

 

[LittleBoots]

LB just made it a whole lot easier ;].

AND I got Wessex's navy out of the rather surprising event (even though I lost almost all the ships, at least I have a navy now )

Thank you homocidal paranoid Galloglach