JFD's The World According to Modders

Went ahead and got started on adding a civ for myself; I don't really expect to make it in, but it's worth a shot. :D I added capitals of planned civs (sorted from least incomplete to most incomplete) to the city list since I only have two actual released civs, and the colonies are based on my icon thread. The icon, if anyone cares at all is wondering, is a recolor of Radiant Garden's (chosen because it also works as a generic Kingdom Hearts icon, and both my at-time-of-writing released civs and a significant portion of my planned civs are KH-themed - also the reasoning behind my first UU); the color scheme was picked because red-on-green is an unpopular color scheme but a couple of icons I've made and posted when messing around use it, so why not.
 
mfw I open this thread just to see this goddamn heretical talk
Spoiler :
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SQL is the One True Code, vile heathens!
Your religious fervor is unsettling.
 
Alright, did everything except Dawn of Man screen and text, which I don't have :(
Should I just leave it to JFD?
 
Hail to thee of the CL Subsidiary Holdings Group, Senshi Denshi, of whom many are jealous. Born to comparatively humble modding stock, you harnessed the powers of Narration to make sure that everything sounds perfect and to create unshakeable truths. This is presumably why you are dating eleven different supermodels and that one girl from school who only went out with the Neanderthals on various sports teams.

But now, Speaker of the Words, your people raise their voice in song! Tarkir's endless blue heaven rings in your blood, but will you answer? Will you ride forth victoriously at the head of the clans? Can you mod a Civilization that will stand the test of time?
 
Hail to thee of the CL Subsidiary Holdings Group, Senshi Denshi, of whom many are jealous. Born to comparatively humble modding stock, you harnessed the powers of Narration to make sure that everything sounds perfect and to create unshakeable truths. This is presumably why you are dating eleven different supermodels and that one girl from school who only went out with the Neanderthals on various sports teams.

But now, Speaker of the Words, your people raise their voice in song! Tarkir's endless blue heaven rings in your blood, but will you answer? Will you ride forth victoriously at the head of the clans? Can you mod a Civilization that will stand the test of time?

C'est Magnifique! I was going to do something like "Good evening, oh Senshi Denshi! How are things? Yeah, I'm pretty good myself. Anyway, enjoy your game!" but that blows it out of the water!
 
Could I get one for me as well?

Also, I think that, with my luck, by the time this gets released I'll have Israel, Rome under Caesar and Great Britain under George III if I know my luck with art.
 
I have made my leader scene

Spoiler :
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As you can see, my arms are sinusoidal
 
Beauty.
 
Oh yay! my turn.

Rise of Civilization Alliance

King William I
UA: I stole it from... (Can train the Unique units of other civs when a spy is stationed in their capital.

UU: Canadien Militia (Taken from Quebec)
UB: Walls of Troy (Taken from the soon to be updated Troy

City List

Troy
Zimbabwe
Ville de Quebec
Wereowocomoco
Tségháhoodzání
Ohkay Owingeh
Cahokia
Tehran
Mycenae
Mariansburg
Lund
Jewawa
Bucharest
Monaco-Ville
Dublin
Cardiff
Nara

Spy List
Baba
Priam
Powhatan
Hermann von Salza
Al-Kahina
Agamemnon
Narbona
Samuel de Champlain
Admiral Landgraab
Ranier III

Colony List
Sim City
Neverwinter
Zululand
Acoma
Moundville
Ville-Marie
Orapakes
Caen
Dardania

E&D
Allow E&D Support

My liege, there is talk of nations leaving the Alliance! the leaders demand the right to make executive decisions in their own lands.

Must be Rise of Civilizations
Must have at least 5 cities
May only be enacted after the Medieval Era

Costs 500 Culture

Rewards: Capital enters resistance for 2 Turns
+1 Happiness for each City

Defend the Old Code

My liege it has come to our attention that we are one of the few who follow the great code language of XML. We must make an protect the code handed to us by The Mighty Sid

Must be Rise of Civilizations
Must have a majority religion
Must Have researched theology

Costs: 3 Missionaries
300 Faith

Rewards 1 Free Great Prophet
Specialists yield 1 faith

And lastly UCI
Our people are reverting to your primitive and Barbaric code. I worry the rest of the world will succumb to the influence of your culture
 
that one girl from school who only went out with the Neanderthals on various sports teams.

You alright there Scapegrace? got any grudges you need to work out?


I was thinking for my leaderscreen i should bring back the Greek Tyrant swimsuit model collection.
without context that is so weird.
 
Spoiler Diplomacy text and UCI :
Greetings:-
Shh. Quiet time. Sleepgrace must into sleep -- er. Wait. You're not the maid! Welcome? Or something? I dunno, I've been on a research binge. =]

Trade:-
Subscriptions to random journals on the internet don't come cheap. Since I can't pay you in ideas, maybe we can work something out. =]

Declaration of War (Player on Scapegrace):-
But - but I didn't do anything wrong! At least, I don't remember doing anything wrong. I'm sorry! Please don't be angry when things go to the Great Bug Report In The Sky. =[

DoW (Scapegrace on Player):-
Er, sorry to bother you, but if you don't mind, I've got some interesting UU ideas that could do with being tested. On your face. >=]

Defeat:-
=*[

UCI Line:-
Our people are watching your documentaries about ancient history and wearing your cute latex bodycon minidresses. I fear for the rest of the world if they succumb to your - fffuuuuuuu - MAIDSERVANT! GET ME MY TALCUM POWDER, I'M BLOODY STUCK AGAIN!
 
What is he stuck in? :eek:
 
Just remember, gang, the person wearing the cute latex bodycon minidress isn't Scapegrace but the other players. Like Catherine.

Or Gajah Mada.

>=]
 
Just remember, gang, the person wearing the cute latex bodycon minidress isn't Scapegrace but the other players. Like Catherine.

Or Gajah Mada.

>=]

As I said, I don't want to see the fanart.

But here's the base file I use if you want to do it:
Spoiler :
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Just remember, gang, the person wearing the cute latex bodycon minidress isn't Scapegrace but the other players. Like Catherine.

Or Gajah Mada.

>=]
Or anyone who gets a civilization here. :run:
 
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