JFD's The World According to Modders

[GPuzzle]

This is getting closer and closer to NSFW territory.

 

[Firebug]

As I said, I don't want to see the fanart.

But here's the base file I use if you want to do it:

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I tried to keep it tasteful. (excuse the terrible artistry)

 

[senshidenshi]

I don't know if I should feel impressed or violated

 

[Scapegrace]

Both. =]

 

[whoward69]

Edit: Wow, that was freaky! Reading the last page and the browser skipped back 6 or 7 pages worth of posts.

 

[senshidenshi]

Both. =]

 

[Chrisy15]

Out of interest, what did Hotak do to deserve this?

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[JFD]

Lord Whoward enters this thread and you guys don't fall to your knees in reverence A pox upon all of you! A pox!

@Duke Chrisy

Someone made the foolish mistake of not agreeing to appear on Modcast.

 

[COF]

Out of interest, what did Hotak do to deserve this?

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What map type is that? Looks really nice

 

[Klisz]

Out of interest, what did Hotak do to deserve this?

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Why are all the trade units' unitflag backgrounds down-pointing triangles like normal civilians instead of up-pointing pentagons like trade units normally are?

 

[Chrisy15]

Lord Whoward enters this thread and you guys don't fall to your knees in reverence A pox upon all of you! A pox!

@Duke Chrisy

Someone made the foolish mistake of not agreeing to appear on Modcast.

Tbh, I was kinda disappointed that his first words on the subject of his rebirth were edited out

...And how do I avoid this happening to me? At least they do seem to fade after a while (because I don't believe that Afghanistan killed all those guys)

[Edit] Ninjas!

@COF
It's a Communitas map. Standard size, all default settings

@Klisz
CP, presumably.

 

[Scapegrace]

Lord Whoward enters this thread and you guys don't fall to your knees in reverence A pox upon all of you! A pox!

Look, I've been ill, and the touch of a Whoward only cures scrofula.

I'm not entirely sure what scrofula is, but it's still a benefit. =]

 

[LeeS]

Lord Whoward enters this thread and you guys don't fall to your knees in reverence A pox upon all of you! A pox!

Here:

Although as Pontifex XMLicus Maximus I feel a bit sullied in my person.

 

[senshidenshi]

What's it matter? Nebuchadnezzarism is the only remotely true faith, anyway.

 

[Scapegrace]

Your piety is charming. Your gods are fables. The true believers are those followers of the Word that is Written, the Design without Mod, the Great Ambiguity, the Uncodeable One.

All shall love him and despair.

 

[JFD]

Icon for Nebuchadnezzarism would speed things along?

 

[senshidenshi]

Icon for Nebuchadnezzarism would speed things along?

TPangs has one, if I'm not mistaken. I'll pester him about it when I get home.

 

[TPangolin]

Icon for Nebuchadnezzarism would speed things along?

http://imgur.com/Oc7uZl6

 

[GPuzzle]

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Senatus Populesque GPuzzlus​

Leader: GPuzzle

UA: Upon The Shoulder Of Giants: All City-State Allies contribute 50% of their Science to your own Science. Spies steal technologies twice as fast. Scouts may enter closed borders.

UB: Battlestation: Armory replacement. +1 Science and +1 Production for every City-State Ally.

UU: Counter-Terrorist: Infantry replacement. May cross borders without Open Borders. May be expended in City-States for Influence.

Start Bias: Hill

Demonym: Puzzled

TSL: São Paulo

CulDiv: Colonial

Ethnic Units and Map Labels: Whichever Brazil uses

Religion: SQLism

CIV Traits: Inventive, Creative

City List:

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Rome, London, Tel-Aviv, Antium, York, Jerusalem, Cumae, Nottingham, Haifa, Naepolis, Hastings, Rishon LeZion, Ravenna, Canterbury, Ashdod, Arretium, Lincoln, Petah Tikva, Mediolanum, Coventry, Beersheba, Arpinum, Warwick, Netanya, Circei, Newcastle, Holon, Setia, Oxford, Bnei Brak.

Spy List:

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Seliph, Leif, Roy, Eirika (female), Ephraim, Ike, Micaiah (female), Chrom, Lucina (female), Corrin (female)

Colony List:

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Archanea, Altea, Aurelis, Medon, Valentia, Grannvale, Thracia, Sacae, Illia, Pherae, Ostia, Grado, Jehanna, Renais, Rausten, Daein, Crimea, Begnion, Regna Ferox, Ylisse, Plegia, Nohr, Hoshido.

Wish For The World: Yukari.

Government Preference: Republic.

Legislature Preference: Libertarian (Populist).

PM Office Title: Dungeon Master

PMs Names: Adam Lindgren, Juan Manuel Debiedma, William Hjelte, Joseph Marquez, Jason Zimmerman, Kevin Nanney, Justin McGrath, Weston Dennis, Jeffrey Williamson, DaJuan Jefferson, Otto Bisno, Joey Aldama, Zachary Cordoni, Kevin Toy, McCain LaVelle, Johnny Kim, Mustafa Akcakaya, Sami Muhanna, Aziz Al-Yami, Hugo Gonzalez.

Parties: Players (Civic), Inquisition (Fascist), Kender (Communist), Monocle-And-Hat (Industrialist), Colonizers (Mercantile), Jackets (Military), TOs (Populist), Psykers (Religious), In-Game Leaders (Libertarians)

Diplo:

Greetings:

I-uhm-hey! Sorry for the mess, I really do need to clean up this place. Name's GPuzzle - nice to meet you.

How's it going? I'm GPuzzle. Careful with the cat, and the pants, and the plethora of cables, and the equipment, and my instruments... Actually, it's better if you just wait there a few minutes.

Defeat:

Ah, great. You really screwed up this time, didn't you, G? Oh well. At least it wasn't a crash. Well played, and I'm out.

Goddamnit, you really are an idiot, aren't you, G? Congratulations, I'm out.

UCI:

Our people are now not going out of their rooms and considering buying dakimakuras. I fear the world will succumb to your influence. Now, if you excuse me, my waifu's waiting for me.

Music: Peace and War.

Decisions:

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Comission the Works of an Artist

This man called Andrej stumbled into our borders, made a series of bad jokes and said that if we ever needed some art, we could ask him for some. Given that our artistic talent is close to that of a rotten cabbage, we should ask him for some.

Requirements:
Must have a Trade Route with a City-State
Must be not be in the Ancient Era
Must be enacted only once

Costs:
- 500 Gold
- 2 Magistrates

Rewards:
- +1 Culture from Great Works.
- Gain a free Great Work of Art in the Capital

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Compile the Civ V Guide To Modding

It's been years since an up-to-date guide to modding was made, and quite frankly people need direction. You should collect several pages on how to make mods to teach people how to do it!

Requirements:
Must have a Spy in someone's Capital
Must have researched Printing Press

Costs:
- 700 Gold
- 1 Magistrates

Rewards:
- Resting Point for Influence with City-States is increased by 10
- Gain a free Great Work of Writing in the Capital

Events:

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Computer Crash

Sire, your computer kind of... uh... I don't understand what's going on with it (no one does) and that's kind of scaring people. We'll have to back it up.

- Option 1: Uh... crap. (Empire goes into Anarchy for 2 turns. When the Empire is not longer at Anarchy, gain a free Technology)

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Civ Released!

After many years of doing nothing, sire, you eventually released a Civ! This calls for a celebration!

- Option 1: Bring me my dakimakura! (Gain +20 Influence with all known City-States)

I should actually get around doing it but Fates has been sucking all my time, man.

 

[bouncymischa]

What's it matter? Nebuchadnezzarism is the only remotely true faith, anyway.

I can't help but think Nebby is insane after all the times he nuked his own cities to try and stop me from invading him.

Upon The Shoulders of Giants

I had been considering using that term for my own UA... glad I thought of an alternative.

Wish For The World: Yukari.

The gap hag?? D:

Oh, wait... you mean the one from Girls und Panzer.