Judge sues cleaner for $65 million over lost pants

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Lawyer's Price For Missing Pants: $65 Million

By Marc Fisher
Thursday, April 26, 2007; Page B01

When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson's pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue.

Two years, thousands of pages of legal documents and many hundreds of hours of investigative work later, Pearson is seeking to make Custom Cleaners pay -- would you believe more than the payroll of the entire Washington Nationals roster?

He says he deserves millions for the damages he suffered by not getting his pants back, for his litigation costs, for "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort," for the value of the time he has spent on the lawsuit, for leasing a car every weekend for 10 years and for a replacement suit, according to court papers.

Pearson is demanding $65,462,500. The original alteration work on the pants cost $10.50.

By the way, Pearson is a lawyer. Okay, you probably figured that. But get this: He's a judge, too -- an administrative law judge for the District of Columbia.

I'm telling you, they need to start selling tickets down at the courthouse.

Oh, where to start: How about the car? Why should Ki, Jin and Soo Chung -- the family that owns Custom Cleaners on Bladensburg Road NE in the District's Fort Lincoln section -- pay Pearson $15,000 so he can rent a car every weekend for 10 years?

The plaintiff, who says he has devoted more than 1,000 hours to represent himself in this battle, says that as a result of poor service at Custom, he must find another cleaner. And because Pearson does not own a car, he says he will have to rent one to get his clothes taken care of.

Back to the beginning. In 2002, Custom lost a pair of pants that Pearson had put in for cleaning. One week after the error was discovered, Custom gave Pearson a check for $150 for new pants. A few days later, the Chungs, Korean immigrants who live in Virginia and own three D.C. cleaners, told Pearson that he was no longer welcome at their store. That dispute was eventually put aside, and Pearson continued to use the company.

Move ahead to 2005, when Pearson got a new job as a judge. He needed to wear a suit to work every day. He dug out his five Hickey Freeman suits and found them to be "uncomfortably tight." He asked Custom to let the waists out two or three inches. Worried that he might be up against his Visa card limit, he took the suits in for alterations one or two at a time.

According to a statement filed by both parties in the lawsuit, Pearson dropped off one pair of pants May 3 so he could wear them to his new job May 6. But on May 5, the pants weren't ready. Soo Chung promised them for early the next morning, but when Pearson arrived, the pants weren't there.

At this point, I should let you in on the subject of hundreds of pages of legal wrangling. Custom Cleaners at that time had two big signs on its walls. One said "Satisfaction Guaranteed," and the other said, "Same Day Service."

Pearson relied on these signs. Deeply.

He was not satisfied. And he did not get his pants back on the same day or, for that matter, on any day.

This, he says, amounts to fraud, negligence and a scam.

A week after that routine mishap -- pants go astray all the time at cleaners -- Soo Chung came up with gray trousers that she said were Pearson's. But when the judge said that he had dropped off pants with red and blue pinstripes, there was no joy in Fort Lincoln.

Pearson's first letter to the Chungs sought $1,150 so he could buy a new suit. Two lawyers and many legal bills later, the Chungs offered Pearson $3,000, then $4,600 and, finally, says their attorney, Chris Manning, $12,000 to settle the case.

But Pearson pushes on. How does he get to $65 million? The District's consumer protection law provides for damages of $1,500 per violation per day. Pearson started multiplying: 12 violations over 1,200 days, times three defendants. A pant leg here, a pant leg there, and soon, you're talking $65 million.

The case, set for trial in June, is on its second judge. The Chungs have removed the signs upon which Pearson's case rests.

"This case shocks me on a daily basis," Manning says. "Pearson has a lot of time on his hands, and the Chungs have been abused in a ghastly way. It's going to cost them tens of thousands to defend this case."

A judge in the case has admonished Pearson about his take-no-prisoners tactics. When Pearson sought to broaden the case to try to prove violations of consumer protection laws on behalf of all District residents, D.C. Superior Court Judge Neal Kravitz said that "the court has significant concerns that the plaintiff is acting in bad faith" because of "the breathtaking magnitude of the expansion he seeks."

Pearson has put the Chungs and their attorneys to work answering long lists of questions, such as this: "Please identify by name, full address and telephone number, all cleaners known to you on May 1, 2005 in the District of Columbia, the United States and the world that advertise 'SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.' "

In the world.

The answer: "None."

In a closet of a lawyer's office in downtown Washington, there is a pair of gray wool pants, waiting to be picked up by Roy Pearson.

"We believe the pants are his," Manning says. "The tag matches his receipt."

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763.html
 
There's a German exchange student over here who tells me that over in Germany they think it's ridiculous just how much ******** litigation goes through our courts.

He told me about a case he read, in which a guy sued a microbrew beer maker because he didn't know the beer would get him drunk if he drank a lot of it.
 
Another example of how US legal system is probably the most ******** in the whole world.
 
Cho Seung-Hui should have spared all of those innocent Hokies and just taken out this slimeball.

This case should be dismissed immediately.
 
It's the free market. If you want to be in business, you should be willing to take the risk of being sued. Can't deal with it? Get out of the private sector.

Obviously, the guy is not going to get millions of dollars out of this. He will likely be sent packing and ordered to pay attorney fees for the defense.
 
It's the free market.

It has nothing to do with this. Free market or not losing pants isn't worth $65M or even a lawsuit to begin with.
 
This is utterly ridiculous.
 
It has nothing to do with this. Free market or not losing pants isn't worth $65M or even a lawsuit to begin with.
It should be in small claims court if it cannot be worked out between the drycleaner and the customer. In a free market environment, no business should have immunity from lawsuits. I trust that the court involved in this case to handle the outrageous demand appropriately.
 
JR--Talk to me about sanctions. What's it take for an attorney to get sanctioned?
 
This is absurd litigation that is congesting our legal system, but I really doubt that much will be done about it considering the coorelation between attorneys of the type that benefit from these suits and politicians in power (either party).

And it's obscene about how he's suing the pants off them.
 
JR--Talk to me about sanctions. What's it take for an attorney to get sanctioned?
It depends on the jurisdiction. Some of the claims made in this suit (asking for the value of a rental car so the plaintiff can drive to a different cleaner) would get sanctions in some places. The method he used to get to the millions of dollars (using a consumer protection law for multi-day violations on signage that virtually every dry cleaning business uses) is really abusive of what the law was set up to do. The guy turned down a $12,000 settlement offer from the defendant. If I were the Judge in this case, I would be looking for every way possible to toss the suit and get the plaintiff with the defendant's attorney fees. In Texas, the complaint filed would violate several sections of the Texas Lawyers' Creed and would be the basis of getting the plaintiff (assuming he has a law license) before a disciplinary committee. Probably would get a reprimand in Texas and nothing more.
 
This is absurd litigation that is congesting our legal system, but I really doubt that much will be done about it considering the coorelation between attorneys of the type that benefit from these suits and politicians in power (either party).

And it's obscene about how he's suing the pants off them.
Do you have any hard evidence that absurd litigation is congesting the legal system? A few anecdotes doesn't make it a systemic problem.
 
Its idiotic, and imagine such crap could become a judge ??? They should fire him right away for abusing the justice system.
 
What does this guy hope to accomplish by doing this? He's certainly not going to get $65 million, and he's lucky if a judge doesn't throw the case out immediately. Since he's a lawyer/judge himself, I suspect he might simply be doing this to get media attention, like that crazy nut in Florida who handled Anna Nicole's mess. Very bad.

Who does he think he is, Denny Crane? (I don't know much about that show, but from what I've heard even he wouldn't stoop that low.)
 
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