Just figured out the puzzle

[cybrxkhan]

Everyone thinks they'll be Mad Max but really they'd be one of the skulls in that pile over there.

Nah, I ain't expecting to survive.

However, after my death, my great spirit will roam the world observing everything that happens after, though, and other nonsense.

 

[Leoreth]

The satire radiating off the OP is incredible.

MisterCooper is the main exponent of Poe's Law on this forum.

Time cube! That's great! I enjoyed reading about 1/10 of that, but it goes on for a long time. Is it like that all the way down? Reminded me of when I tried listening to a schizophrenic person one time.

I've never read all of it. And interestingly, the author of the site is believed to be schizophrenic.

who's that crazy guy that tried to get the Democratic nomination in the 1970s that advocated a transatlantic bridge and quarantining people with HIV? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Lyndon LaRouche!

His wife is German and has her own wacky party over here. They're advocating things like ushering a new era of economic prosperity by building a network of monorails all over the world to bring back the silk route.

 

[classical_hero]

Its not the earth or the people that will end on 21 Dec, but the calendar.

"Homer I want you to get rid of all those calendars."
"It's not 1987 now but who know what the future will hold?"
"Just get rid of them will you?"

I think Homer Simpson was onto something.

 

[LightSpectra]

LaRouche it was!

Anybody up for a good laugh should peek at his Wikipedia article:

LaRouche sees history as a battle between Platonists, who believe in absolute truth, and Aristotelians, who rely on empirical data. Platonists in LaRouche's view include figures such as Beethoven, Mozart, Shakespeare, Leonardo da Vinci, and Leibniz. He believes that many of the world's ills result from the dominance of Aristotelianism as embraced by the empirical philosophers (such as Hobbes, Locke, Berkeley, and Hume), leading to a culture that favors the empirical over the metaphysical, embraces moral relativism, and seeks to keep the general population uninformed. Industry, technology, and classical music should be used to enlighten the world, LaRouche argues, whereas the Aristotelians use psychotherapy, drugs, rock music, jazz, environmentalism, and quantum theory to bring about a new dark age in which the world will be ruled by the oligarchs. Left and right are false distinctions for LaRouche; what matters is the Platonic versus Aristotelian outlook, a position that has led him to form relationships with groups as disparate as farmers, nuclear engineers, Black Muslims, Teamsters and pro-life advocates. The conspirators may not be in touch with one another: "From their standpoint, [the conspirators] are proceeding by instinct," LaRouche has said. "If you're asking how their policy is developed—if there is an inside group sitting down and making plans—no, it doesn't work that way ... History doesn't function quite that consciously."

also this

 

[dutchfire]

I love the "and quantum theory" in that list.

 

[Borachio]

And he did 8 years of a 15 year sentence for conspiracy to commit mail fraud, and "tax code violations" whatever they are. And...and... he still ran for President after that, including Democrat nominations.

What? I mean, WHAT?