Kill the user above you

Killed by fatigue from such a long post.

@Save_Ferris: No. Luna cannot be killed. When a pony can survive the vacuum of space and massive radiation, it cannot be killed. Ever. :mwaha:
 
Killed when you make a cup of tea but see that the cup has your school logo on it and quickly dump it out. You instead pour some vodka into it from your freezer. The sudden change in temperature causes a crack to form in the ceramic mug. You walk over to your computer to pack up more items, unaware of the trail of vodka you are leaving behind, and set the cup down over the monitor, making some alcohol dribble into it. When you notice that smoke is rising from your computer, you lean in close to investigate. The computer explodes in your face, sending a piece of glass into your neck. On impulse, you pull it out which causes you to bleed heavily from the throat. You limp to the kitchen and the computer blows out sparks, sending a trail of fire behind you when it ignites with the vodka. You notice the trail of fire, but before you can do anything about it, the fire reaches the vodka bottle and explodes and topples you over.

You attempt to reach for a towel, but it is on the knife rack you placed it on earlier. As you pull it down, the knives fall onto you, one of them falls into your chest. Suddenly an oven explodes causing a chair to topple onto the knife, stabbing through your chest deeper.
 
Killed while riding in the car with a friend, your friend becomes suicidal and starts recklessly driving through the streets, not paying attention to the road. You try to pull him over and convince him to stop, but he won't do it. You try to pull the car over, but your friend responds by elbowing you in the mouth. Eventually, your friend pulls over on a railway track just as a train is coming. You try to save your friend before the train runs him over, which you do. The train slams into the car and it explodes, destroying it. You begin insulting your friend for threatening your life.

Still standing next to the train, a chain underneath it swipes up a piece of shrapnel from your friend's car and sends it flying in your direction. You turn around as the shrapnel decapitates you from the jaw up.
 
I find that somewhat difficult to see happening.

Anyways, I tell the ponies you hate them, this is your last sight:

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You die when my flamethrower unleashes its fury on those hideous creatures, the people who created them, and those who use images of them.
 
Killed when you walk into your apartment with a stack of goods and lay them down on the floor. You open your windows and throw your old spaghetti outside. You then take off your shirt, turn on the music and look for something else to eat in your apartment. You find some noodles and some Surerire Snacks, the fridge magnet falls into your noodles. You put the noodles in the microwave (not knowing of the magnet in the noodles), turn on the stove to cook the snacks and check your messages, to find it is filled with women who had known of your recent lottery win and want to hook up. At the same time, you put on your new watch, and check out your ring. Your microwave begins to spark from the magnet, startling you, and your ring falls into the sink.

You reach in to grab the ring, but your hand gets stuck when your watch gets snagged in the garbage disposal. The microwave continues sparking and the frying pan catches fire. You grab hold of a towel to try and put the fire out, accidentally tipping the pan over and making the fire worse. As the fire spreads, you manage to get your hand out of the hole and grab the fire extinguisher to try and put out the fire. This does not work as the extinguisher runs out, and you immediately run for the windows. They shut on you and you are unable to open them, so you grab a chair and smash the window.
As you escape, your apartment explodes and you climb down the metal stairs. You grab onto a ladder, which is stuck. As you force it down, you fall and manage to do a perfect landing, only to slip on the spaghetti you previously threw out the window. The ladder falls down, only to stop before your head by inches. After a few seconds, it falls even further and impales you in the right eye.
 
Die when your cabinet full of horror movies and books falls on you.
 
Killed by me for exposing where I was getting all these complicated deaths from.
 
It was quite obvious with the first one, but the train really confirmed Final Destination as source. :p

I shoot you in the head.
 
I block the bullet with a railgun and fire it at you. then I send the railgun to hell and tackle Commodore. He falls off the Empire State Building.
 
But then I stop the bullet on its flight, draw two pistols and shoot you Matrix-style. :p
 
I dodge those bullets Matrix-style and throw a knife at you, hoping by the laws of the new FPS games with throwing knives that it hits your toenail and you die. I would shoot you in the head with a pistol, but it doesn't always work :p (My friend brought this point up yesterday)
 
But you miss, and I stab you in the chest with my awesome broadsword while an epic soundtrack is being played somewhere near and all buildings around us collapse on us.
 
But with my Force power I make the ruins collapse on your cart, killing you and stopping said cart before you can run over me.
 
But I'm so Awesome and Epic that I stop the blaze with a drive of my sword, which is set on fire, and behead you with it.
 
But I reveal to the World that METY is not more Epic then me when I cut him in half with "Princes of the Universe" being played somewhere near. Killing you as collateral damage :p
 
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