Kim Jong Il Has Died

[NickyJ]

So first Hitchens, now little Kimmy. Who's next? They die in threes you know?

May - Osama bin Laden. October - Muammar Gaddafi. December - Kim Jong Il. There's your three.

 

[Perfection]

 

[Narz]

He looks so depressed. Such a waste, he couldn't appreciate the small things in life... err, big things.

 

[NickyJ]

Cucumbers? Bleh.




Some more pics of him looking at stuff.

 

[amadeus]

And soon people will be looking at him... stuffed.

 

[mechaerik]

He looks so depressed. Such a waste, he couldn't appreciate the small things in life... err, big things.

He doesn't look very depressed... he seems out of it.

 

[Perfection]

Lost in his own fantasy cuke world.

 

[TheLastOne36]

So first Hitchens, now little Kimmy. Who's next? They die in threes you know?

Havel....

 

[Ajidica]

Darn. Now Clinton can't rescue journalists with the same degree of awsomeness.

 

[Skwink]

This is very interesting.

 

[Floating Pants]

2012 predictions, we meet again.

 

[Maniacal]

So first Hitchens, now little Kimmy. Who's next? They die in threes you know?

I wouldn't be surprised if the current pope dies next year, he is pretty old.

EDIT: Benedict 16th is 84 years old. Although this is getting off topic.

 

[Elta]

Kim Jong Il was goin2 war wit his bf hu jintao n they were crossin da dmz border to souf korea.

king jonh sed "hu will u ruv me 4evr"

hu said "NO..""

kim jong cryed N ran across da dmz to souf korea but was killed in no mans land

hu was cryin and went to pic up kim's body.

kim was ded.

hu whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will ruv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv kim moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...rike dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

 

[Skwink]

Kim Jong Il was goin2 war wit his bf hu jintao n they were crossin da dmz border to souf korea.

king jonh sed "hu will u ruv me 4evr"

hu said "NO..""

kim jong cryed N ran across da dmz to souf korea but was killed in no mans land

hu was cryin and went to pic up kim's body.

kim was ded.

hu whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will ruv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv kim moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...rike dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

I've been looking for the like button for a minute or so now and still can't find it.

 

[Takhisis]

So who do we reckon wanted it kept quiet for two days? And what were they up to?

Trying to decide how best to present the news to our obviously heartbroken world.

No, they were simply purging each other, a few choice assassinations, someone banished to the bottom of the ocean, etc. and now the purge will continue for a while.

heh, I wonder if it's legal to stuff people?

The Egyptians did it for thousands of years and it's a curiosity, so why not?

Darn. Now Clinton can't rescue journalists with the same degree of awsomeness.

Clinton does things with the same degree of awesomeness no matter what. If someone can be attracted to Hillary Clinton they cn do anything.

 

[bombshoo]

He looks so depressed. Such a waste, he couldn't appreciate the small things in life... err, big things.

He at least had a happy childhood.

 

[Ajidica]

Clinton does things with the same degree of awesomeness no matter what. If someone can be attracted to Hillary Clinton they cn do anything.

The orange pantsuits sing a siren song, I thought you knew that.

 

[Chazumi]

How is this not on CNN and my multi news RSS feeds? Crazy!

 

[Narz]

He at least had a happy childhood.

His mom looks sad though, not wanting to let it show but sad. Maybe he was thinking of her that day at the cucumber farm.

 

[Maniacal]

heh, I wonder if it's legal to stuff people?

Depends on North Korean cultural traditions, but hey lenin's body is still on display (sort of).