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[GhostWriter16]

I don't know what happens to those who have never heard, and I will not discuss the age of the Earth in this thread (I've gotten in trouble for it before), however:

Tithing: Tithing is to pay for the church. The problem is when you use it to make lots of money for yourself.

Moses: That was by Satan's power.

 

[Double A]

Religions have tax exemption. What is this, pre-revolution France?

 

[Perfection]

Spoiler NOISY :

Link to video.

 

[Skwink]

I don't know what happens to those who have never heard, and I will not discuss the age of the Earth in this thread (I've gotten in trouble for it before), however:

Tithing: Tithing is to pay for the church. The problem is when you use it to make lots of money for yourself.

Moses: That was by Satan's power.

You can always expect Dom to turn some random tread into a political or religious discussion.

 

[Perfection]

Spoiler NOISY :

Link to video.

 

[GhostWriter16]

You can always expect Dom to turn some random tread into a political or religious discussion.

Double A started it.

 

[Perfection]

Spoiler NOISY :

Link to video.

 

[Link]

I don't know what happens to those who have never heard, and I will not discuss the age of the Earth in this thread (I've gotten in trouble for it before), however:

Tithing: Tithing is to pay for the church. The problem is when you use it to make lots of money for yourself.

Moses: That was by Satan's power.

You think the Egyptian pharaohs worshiped the devil? Oh, and correct me if I'm wrong, but was that not before Satan rebelled from God?

 

[Zack]

You think the Egyptian pharaohs worshiped the devil? Oh, and correct me if I'm wrong, but was that not before Satan rebelled from God?

Satan rebelled against God long, long, long, long, long before the Egyptians.

 

[Joecoolyo]

You included?

Oh, of course

 

[Abaddon]

5char

 

[Link]

Satan rebelled against God long, long, long, long, long before the Egyptians.

Didn't he do that bit with ruining that guy's life at God's recommendation so God could prove a point? I thought that was after Exodus.

 

[Zack]

Didn't he do that bit with ruining that guy's life at God's recommendation so God could prove a point? I thought that was after Exodus.

Uh... Ever heard of Adam and Eve? And the snake?

 

[Link]

But he was still an angel at the early parts of the Torah. Plus, it doesn't specify what the snake was.

 

[Double A]

It could have been Snake, for example.

 

[ilduce349]

I just realized something! Satin is the good guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you thing about it, god is responsible for all things in this world, good and BAD. If you read the story of Job, you see that he kills someones wife and kids, just to test his faith. Thats pretty harsh to be considered a good guy. And by claiming that heaven is nice and hell is bad, how do you know this isn't another test of faith?

Now if you think about it why is Satin is the bad guy, he only did one thing that was bad, he rebelled from god. HOWEVER! If god was the bad guy, then isn't he doing us all a favor by rebelling against god? We all consider the American Revolution to be a good thing, so why is rebelling against a stronger tyrant such a bad thing?

I AM NOW A SATANIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note: I don't believe anything I posted above, I hope we can all just take this as a joke.

Edit: Who wants to add the I AM A SATANIST to their sig?

 

[Skwink]

I just realized something!

Sigg'd

 

[ilduce349]

Going into the Sig.-Domination3000, Zack, and Link

I declare war on you for not putting my name on the going into the sig.
Wait, Damn, its not an IOT. WHAT KIND OF FORUM GAME DOESN'T ALLOW WAR DECELERATIONS!!!!

 

[Skwink]

Who says you can't?!

 

[Link]

Meh, satan would just become the new autocratic dictator. Perhaps a fallen angel republic.