You could put a bit more emotion in it, like for example: "O noes, the Carthaginian war machine is unstoppable and shall surely be my demise before this day is over! With my last breath I curse you, Imperator Knoedel! Boo! Hiss!"
And my answer would be something like: "You are wise to tremble before me, insolent whelp, for the hour of your doom is neigh! Like so many others your empire shall make a fine addition to my own! Haha! Gloat!"
Now for something completely unrelated to my not at all suspiciously fast campaign against Egypt: I can barely play my turns. Every other minute the game crashes and I get a MAF error. It has just become tedious. Because of this I would like to be replaced by someone else, and, oh what a coincidence, apparently my dear friend Eclipse just so happened to lose his last civ in this game and certainly wouldn´t have a problem taking over for me.What an elegant and completely improvised solution that just now popped into my head, ha!