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Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Nuka-sama, Feb 25, 2017.

  1. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    I found the religion of Peppertarianism, of which I am the founder and saviour, which uses the mystickal magick of black pepper to en#ance bascketball prowess through #uman sacrifices of Bulgarians.
     
  2. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    update 2m oro get yur orders in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    "This inter-dimensional bull soup is hurting my head" said Mr Islam. "If only I had Dark Islamic Magic to merge the two universes into a horrific mess of funposting. Oh wait, I do!"

    ORDERS:

    By the power of such Islamic giants such as Muhammad, Mr Islam, Suharto, Saffron Man (he's brown therefore he's Islamic so say the rules of white genocide) and Angela Merkel the Evil Axis of Four will merge the two universes together in a complete lack of respect to the original universe to stop giving me a headache and help our evil organisation destroy Basketball forever!!!
     
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  4. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    I ynvocke the black pepper mystycke to summon Magycke Johnson to stop the Muslamycke magycke with hys Johnson Magycke.
     
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    JamesCaesar People-Vulture

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  6. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    Kevin Durant lay on the floor in deep pain "PACHULIAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

    Pachulia quickly shoved his "Make America Great Again" hat down his jersey "My bad KD. Definitely didn't do it on purpose so that you could bring the King of China to power"

    "What"

    "What"

    Inside the luxury box, President Trump smiled. He would not allow Earth-1 to interfere in his plans. As the Warriors loss winded down 112-108, he went to the roof of the arena to board Marine-1, where Secretary Mattis was waiting. Trump smiled at him "I am impressed Secretary Mattis! Agent Pachulia was effective!"

    Mattis nodded. "Yes, Mr. President, but unfortunately not discrete. Many in the sports world are already questioning if this really was an 'accident', here" Mattis sent over a file, and President Trump read the headline: 'YOU GUYS THINK I DID IT ON PURPOSE?' ZAZA PACHULIA ENDURES QUESTIONS ABOUT KEVIN DURANT INJURY

    Trump shook his head "Ah well. Maybe we can't use Pachulia again for a task like this, but I think without Durant, the Cavaliers have a clear shot at giving Lebron the championship. Speaking of Lebron...."

    Mattis nodded and opened up the brief case. Inside was a prototype Duel Disk system, taken from Earth-1; even though he was trying to avoid their fate, he did not have any qualms using their weapons, be it this or Lebron. Trump tried it on and turned to Mattis "How do I look?"



    "Presidential. But Blurry sir, I think it's trying to take you back to its original dimension! Quick Sir, Activate your Trap Card!"

    Trump drew "YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! GO, RETURN FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!"



    As the card activated Trump clenched his chest as he lost half of his life points. But sure enough, a chalky portal to another dimension opened. And then, King James returned.....
     
  7. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    Part 2 coming FRIODAY!
     
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    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    0/0 want a full upd8
     
  9. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    iot was a mistake
     
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    Sniiperman456 Warlord

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    If singups are open I will join as Chris Paul.
     
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    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    DONALD STIRLING ACTIVATES POT OF GREED.

    THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.

    GREED IS GOOD!
     
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  12. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    GUys it is really hard tp create Qality content like i am right now, buit i p romise the update is cooming!
     
  13. JamesCaesar

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    Pippen

    The Clash of the Donalds (2017)
    Oil on Canvas
     
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    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    Excuse me but have you seen all of the Shrek movies
     
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    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    ASEAN AUTOCRATS WIN VS THE NETS; DUERTE COMES OFF THE BENCH FOR 27 POINTS, 13 REBOUNDS! Picture showing Super Suharto Dunking failed to upload due to file size, incredible power UPLOADED SO WE CAN SHOW HIS ETERNAL GLORY!!!!!!



    VANCOUVER GRIZZLIES FALL TO THE HOUSTON ROCKETS! GRIZZLIES ANNOUNCE THE SUMMONING SIGNING OF MAGIC JOHNSON TO BETTER COMPETE IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE

    BULGARIA CONTINUES TO SUFFER!

    PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THREE DAYS!!!! VICE PRESIDENT PENCE REPORTEDLY TRAINING BARRON TRUMP IN NORTH DAKOTA!



    ISLAMIST EXTREMIST MERKEL SUCCESSFULLY KNOCKS DOWN CHALKBOARD; CHALK ZONE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

    DONALD STERLING DRAWS 2 CARDS! GREEEEEEEEEEED IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

    SECRET SCIENCE LAB OPENS IN THE BAY AREA; PROBABLY NOTHING THOUGH! DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE A PLOT POINT L8R

    MAN GUY RETURNING FROM CHINA?


    SCOTTIE PIPPIN ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD ARTIST ART CRITICS SAY, BUT WHAT DO THEY KNOW THEY'RE JUST ONE MASSIVE redacted
     
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  16. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    when IOT gets 2meirl4meirl
     
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    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    @Sniiperman456 You can join as Chris Paul!! Here's his dossier, nobody look it's secret!@!!!!!

    Spoiler :
    pls dont look unless you're playing chris paul
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    That means only Sniper man should be looking here
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    I will be sad if you're not him and you're looking
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    CHRIS PAUL is 31 years old and the secret heir to the Kingdom of Wake Forest. Currently he has trade agreements with Tanzania and a secret alliance with Portugal's resistance movement. He's currently on the Los Angeles Clippers and Donald Sterling recently injected you with some sort of chemical that made you sick for a day. You recently came off injury but now your hand has super powers. You have 2 Infantry brigades, 1 artillery brigade, and 2 Fighter Batallions. Your teammate Blake Griffin is now liek 650 ft tall and grows every day and he's getting weird and kinda sorta pretty racist. GOOD LUCK COMMANDER YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT
     
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  18. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    Wheh woiw that was one of my hardest update. We'll have a few dayts until next update, so be sure to remember if you're claiming any bonuses from Islam and unless you're playing a "Quick play" spell, you have to activate it now.
     
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    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    I also refuse to create a joinder with this IOT. If you want to sue me, call me by my real name: tol.NI
     
  20. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Draws two cards

    My furher's deck contains no pathetic cards, Mark Cuban. But it does contain THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA.



    I have assembled all five special cards, all five pieces of the puzzle



    EXODIA, OBLIVERATE!

    (Will edit a image here later)
     
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