Kevin Durant lay on the floor in deep pain "PACHULIAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"
Pachulia quickly shoved his "Make America Great Again" hat down his jersey "My bad KD. Definitely didn't do it on purpose so that you could bring the King of China to power"
"What"
"What"
Inside the luxury box, President Trump smiled. He would not allow Earth-1 to interfere in his plans. As the Warriors loss winded down 112-108, he went to the roof of the arena to board Marine-1, where Secretary Mattis was waiting. Trump smiled at him "I am impressed Secretary Mattis! Agent Pachulia was effective!"
Mattis nodded. "Yes, Mr. President, but unfortunately not discrete. Many in the sports world are already questioning if this really was an 'accident', here" Mattis sent over a file, and President Trump read the headline:
'YOU GUYS THINK I DID IT ON PURPOSE?' ZAZA PACHULIA ENDURES QUESTIONS ABOUT KEVIN DURANT INJURY
Trump shook his head "Ah well. Maybe we can't use Pachulia again for a task like this, but I think without Durant, the Cavaliers have a clear shot at giving Lebron the championship. Speaking of Lebron...."
Mattis nodded and opened up the brief case. Inside was a prototype Duel Disk system, taken from Earth-1; even though he was trying to avoid their fate, he did not have any qualms using their weapons, be it this or Lebron. Trump tried it on and turned to Mattis "How do I look?"
"Presidential. But Blurry sir, I think it's trying to take you back to its original dimension! Quick Sir, Activate your Trap Card!"
Trump drew "YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! GO, RETURN FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!"
As the card activated Trump clenched his chest as he lost half of his life points. But sure enough,
a chalky portal to another dimension opened. And then, King James returned.....