Lesbian Vampires!!!

[Jawz II]

Maybe we just don't like the idea of having our blood sucked, or our necks bitten hard enough that we start bleeding? Isn't that a legitimate feeling?

You sick twisted man!

Yeah, religious feelings aside I can see what is fun about lesbianism (well, not the pseudo-lesbianism so many straight guys seem to like, and not a lot of real lesbians either) but not about murdering people and, as an aside, drinking their blood.

Hey you have a pulse. Me I dont like the idea of real vampires, but I do like real lesbians. I had a friend who would bring her girlfriends to my place to hump them. It was as great as it sounds.

 

[Abaddon]

Its coming!

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Directorhil Claydon

Writersaul Hupfield (co-writer)
Stewart Williams (co-writer)

Release Date:2008 (UK) more
Genre:Action / Comedy / Horror


Tagline: Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night!

Plot Outline: Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020885/

 

[Souron]

This thread is awesome.

That article sound like a story right out of a horror movie, and looks like someone in Hollywood caught on.

I also find it hilarious that Eran of Arcadia doesn't get whats hot about lesbian vampire murderers.

 

[Berzerker]

Lesbians? To a certain extent, yes, although my sense of morality keeps me from really enjoying the thought.

Dont look to the heavens too closely, God may be looking back scoping for lesbians

I doubt the creator of the universe is up there somewhere having a fit because two hot women are scissoring...ooh scissor-me-timbers

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I also find it hilarious that Eran of Arcadia doesn't get whats hot about lesbian vampire murderers.

Oh, I get what's hot about lesbians all right (well, kinda), but what's so hot about vampires and murderers?

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Oh, I get what's hot about lesbians all right (well, kinda), but what's so hot about vampires and murderers?

Because most of us guys see Lesbian Vampire Murderers

 

[Demetrias]

I can't believe that movie actually exists. I thought this thread would be some rant or recruitment thread for RPG characters or maybe about some new Laura K. Hamilton book. Its hilarious what you all thought about that article. I personally can't believe there are four women that crazy in one city.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

Oh, I get what's hot about lesbians all right (well, kinda), but what's so hot about vampires and murderers?

Vampires are hot, dude. At least lesbian vampires. Dunno about murderers though.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Pfft, hardly going to be of Vampyros Lesbos quality, is it?

 

[TheBladeRoden]

It's a man-nequin, baby!

 

[holy king]

lesbian vampires!!!

this thread had to be a succes....

 

[Aiken Drumn]

this.thread.wins

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

@hk:

A lovely young woman to be sure, but as she appears to be neither a lesbian nor a vampire, why did you post that picture?

 

[Aiken Drumn]

Think she is meant to be a cosplay of a lesbian vampire from Bloodlines:Masqerade...

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

So . . . a pretend lesbian vampire?

Even if she is, which I don't see, so?

 

[Aiken Drumn]

Now i may be new to this.. but since when did attractive women need a point?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

They don't, but then why bother, in that case, pretending that they are women who like women who really secretly like men, and also kill people and consume their blood?

 

[Aiken Drumn]

I guess your questioning fetsh in all its forms then.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

No, just weird ones.

And by weird, I don't mean BDSM, or ABCDEFG, or anything involving body parts, but liking something specifically for what it isn't, is bizarre.

 

[Aiken Drumn]

ABCGEFG? oh, wait...


I doubt people like anime for example because its anime...?