Lets bash Britain

My dad he'd prefer British imperialists over French imperialists any day. Granted, we're Vietnamese, and granted, that's not saying much, but hey.




Hmm. I do have to say I like monocles, is that British enough? And, like, there's a few nice-looking British gals here and there?
 
My dad he'd prefer British imperialists over French imperialists any day. Granted, we're Vietnamese, and granted, that's not saying much, but hey.

Isn't Vietnamese preference for imperialists like

1. Anyone but the French and the Chinese
2. the French
3. the Chinese
 
Isn't Vietnamese preference for imperialists like

1. Anyone but the French and the Chinese
2. the French
3. the Chinese

Yeah, pretty much.

Anyone but French and Chinese
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I think not liking the evil Chinese Empire is one thing the commies back in 'Nam and the anti-communist Vietnamese diaspora can agree on. Actually, it's one of the few cases in which the latter will cheer on the former, no strings attached.
 
My dad he'd prefer British imperialists over French imperialists any day. Granted, we're Vietnamese, and granted, that's not saying much, but hey.




Hmm. I do have to say I like monocles, is that British enough? And, like, there's a few nice-looking British gals here and there?

The British are just Vikings that pretend to be French.
 
Yeah, pretty much.

Anyone but French and Chinese
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I think not liking the evil Chinese Empire is one thing the commies back in 'Nam and the anti-communist Vietnamese diaspora can agree on. Actually, it's one of the few cases in which the latter will cheer on the former, no strings attached.


Where would the Japanese rank in this?
 
The British are just Vikings that pretend to be French.

Still better than the French. :D

Where would the Japanese rank in this?

"Anyone but the French and Chinese."

(Maybe slightly closer to the French for a very small few.)

Granted, the Japanese occupation was no fun at all, but 1) the French occupied way longer, and 2) for most Vietnamese, 99.9999999999999% of their pre-Colonial history is about fighting against the evil dastardly Chinese (so at least a couple millennia, give or take a few).
 
The Irish Isles of Great Ireland (i.e. Ireland) and Lesser Ireland (i.e. Great Britain)
"Lesser Ireland" (Scotia Minor) is actually one of the historical names of Scotland, so there's certainly precedent.

I could have sworn those little channel islands were part of the UK. TIL, I guess.
Technically they are part of the ex-Duchy of Normandy.
There's a weird arrangement by which legally, they're feudal dependencies of the crown, and practically, they're administered as overseas territories like Gibraltar et al. It's all a bit bizarre and medieval and seems to exist largely for the purpose of letting people avoid paying taxes.

Does the Republic of Ireland officially maintain expansionist foreign policy goals?
The Republic maintained its sovereignty over the Six Counties until the Good Friday Agreement in 1998. They've never formally retracted the claim, but the constitution as re-written as something ambiguous that allows for the possibility of reunification without actively demanding it.
 
The Irish often use a different name for the British Isles, in the same way that the French have a different name for the English Channel ("La Manche"). They typically use variations on "The British and Irish Isles". The Irish government officially does not use "The British Isles" at all.

The French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Catalan... We use the French (translation) name.
 
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