Let's make a conspiracy theory!

[Thorvald of Lym]

Oh and also the Portuguese and Turks are creating guitars and drums (Alvarez, Ibanez, Zildjian) in order to addict people to music and cause their hands and muscles to be degraded. This makes it easier for them to invade.

<<<NEWS FLASH>>>
The Avedis Zildjian Company has been using its cymbal production as a cover to build Drums of WAR!!

 

[m4gill4]

The political philosophy known as neo-conservatism was originally intended to be ironic. The idea was for everyone to be so repelled by it's egregiously self serving ethos that they would unite in their desire for a more honest, open, and benevolent democracy and for everlasting peace and world citizenship.

Unfortunately, the irony was lost on a few...impressionable souls who took this ethos seriously and used it's tenets to make themselves and their ideological allies incredibly wealthy and powerful, and used their consolidated media and law enforcement connections to remove all reference to the original intent of this philosophy.

 

[mythmonster2]

Canada actually rules the world: everything we think we know about the world is one big lie. In reality, the U.S.A loved being a colony, and did whatever Britian wanted it to do. Canada, however, rebelled and captured all of North America with Russian and Native American help, but later the Canadians betrayed them, taking over all of the America's. Exactly 3 years afterwards, they developed the hydrogen bomb. (Canada was already in the age the rest of the world is in right now, as I'm typing this, they are in the "future" of the rest of the world, and they'll only give it to us 300 years after they perfect it.) With the hydrogen bomb, they took over the world, and created an alternate universe which is what we all believed actually happened, and fed it to us. But I found out! i found ou... *I get kidnapped by a big muscular Canadian guy in a black trenchcoat and taken to Alberta, which the actual Canadian capital for secrecy reasons, where I am executed for knowing the real story.*

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

You mean you found oot.

 

[WerBackIII]

There's a theory that if you know both the answer and the question about the life, the universe and everything else the universe will disapear and something more complex will be created.

There's another theory that this already happened.

 

[Perfection]

The mods are out to get me

 

[Lone Wolf]

In reality, a guy called Thunderfall has nothing to do with Civfanatics forums. They are really developed by CIA, so that CIA can slowly take over the world while we post here and don't notice a thing.

 

[Slaughter]

The real truth is, that there's people amongst us that are TIME TRAVELLERS FROM THE FUTURE!! They came here to pose as normal people, and, when they die, they return to the future and clone themselves to return to return to the past! All of our modern technology is really from the future! Real deal! The future wants to invade the past!

 

[Perfection]

Ainwood is sneaking laxatives into my breakfast cereal.

 

[WerBackIII]

The real truth is, that there's people amongst us that are TIME TRAVELLERS FROM THE FUTURE!! They came here to pose as normal people, and, when they die, they return to the future and clone themselves to return to return to the past! All of our modern technology is really from the future! Real deal! The future wants to invade the past!

That's not a conspiracy theory, that's a dream!





Mankind is controled by giant green aliens, called Nuht'c (no plurar).

They created Earth because they are nearly on extinction and need to look how other races survive. Every day they are expirementing with us via robots, that pretend to be our bosses, wifes, parents. Ofcourse, not all people are robots, but every person has atleast 1 robot to expirement with us.

America is NOT their headquarter. This is the place where they go to have fun when they are bored. Russia is controled by Nuth'c gangsers and smugglers. China is controled by ordinary people, not by Nuht'c.

Their base on Earth is an ordinary cave in Africa. It may be an ordinary cave (actually it's the biggest cave on the planet) but it's full of strange equipment.

When the Nuht'c find how to survive, they will leave the planet, or more likely, convert it into an intergalactic amuzement park.

 

[Perfection]

All of Whomp's posts contain hidden death threats against me.

 

[ggganz]

There's a theory that if you know both the answer and the question about the life, the universe and everything else the universe will disapear and something more complex will be created.

There's another theory that this already happened.

Well duh! We already know that the answer is 42 (no relation to question 42 of the Impossible Quiz on notdoppler.com), but we don't know what the answer is! But here's my theory:

The Earth has already been blown up, right before it solved the question, but they recreated it, right where it was, and the mice are still trying to figure out what the question it, after they already found the answer to be 42.

If you don't know what I'm talking about then you get out TOO much.

 

[carmen510]

All nations are really run by one person, and all countries' supposed leaders are just high-ranking officials.

All things that require donations really just give all the money to the government, rather than help people.

 

[Catharsis]

Shocking secret:

Spoiler :

#fiftychat is actually run by Perfection

 

[ggganz]

Perfection has screwed with my computer causing me to be unable to use the chat room at all.

 

[Perfection]

Chieftess is preventing people from joining #fiftychat and then blaming it on me.

 

[ggganz]

Yeah, I can't connect to anything no matter which of the 5 servers I choose.

 

[Perfection]

You probably have a java problem try irc at work.

 

[ggganz]

at work.

You know I'm 13, right?

And I tried the things the forum recommends, mIRC and Trillian, but I can't find anything to just connect to a CHAT ROOM.

 

[Love]

I'm also 13 and i figured it out...