LINESII- Into the Darkness

[Kentharu]

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Gorin-at war with no one, in isolation
Shalamari- currently at war with Lengel and Gerber, peace talks are being held
Khemri- at war with Lengel and Kehexou
Gerber-at war with Shalamari, defacto ally with Lengel
Lengel- at war with Shalamari and Khemri, defacto ally with Gerber and Kehexou
Kehexou- at war with Khemri, defacto ally with Lengel
Swade-at war with Nurmafur and New Veritas

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Hi Kal'Thzar!

Oh, Kehexou has some diplo for Khemri which I have yet to answer. Kal, I'll forward it to you.

 

[Kentharu]

oh and don't pm me about it Kal, i am out of the alliance for good

 

[Cuivienen]

I've forwarded you some diplomacy, Kal.

(Crosspost and PM with Iggy, I guess.)

Oh, also, most of your army is between Delhi and Tellium since they just got back from a failed venture in Lengel-controlled Davar.

 

[Silver Steak]

When will you reply to the diplo, das? Should I spam your inbox instead?

 

[Kal'thzar]

Hmmm

Ok, I'll settle diplo once i've looked at the stats.

 

[Silver Steak]

...which will be up "When I feel like it", in the words of Iggy.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Hey, I'm very busy. I'm doing a correspondence Social Studies 11 course this summer and have to basically do a unit every day or two (16 units). I'll do them tonight.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Don't push yourself, I'll need time to think.

 

[Silver Steak]

Yeah, quality above quantity. We want good results, rather than fast and sloppy ones.

 

[Kozmos]

Yeah dont do that, SS tried do that and now his NES is dead and everyone hates him. A darn shame.

 

[Thlayli]

Ok, my train leaves soon for a plane, which will lead to another train, which leads to a bus, which will put me in France.

So, anyways.

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Thlayli: How many Lengels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lengel: None. If we conquer the lightbulb, enslave it and absorb it into our culture, we can make it screw itself in!

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Thlayli: How many Shalamari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Shalamari: Hmm, probably about...wait, is that made of glass?
Thlayli: Uh, yeah.
Shalamari: OHHHH my precioussss!

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Thlayli: How many Gerbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Gerber: Hehe, we'll just make an alliance with the lightbulb, and then smash it when its back is turned!

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Thlayli: How many Veritasans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Veritasan: Did the One create this bulb of light?
Thlayli: Nope.
Veritasan: AHH, heresy! Burn it, burn them all!!

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Thlayli: Right, so how many Swades does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Swade: I like swords.
Thlayli: Ok, sure. About my question...
Swade: Shut up! I'm polishing my sword. Shiny.

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Thlayli: How many Norvalins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Norvalin: My friend, in our harsh yet happy existance, we use all natural tallow candles. And we'd probably eat tofu too, if it had been invented yet.

 

[Kal'thzar]

This leaves me to wonder over who actually invented the lightbulb.

 

[Cuivienen]

Funny, the Veritasians never struck me as religious fanatics.

 

[Thlayli]

Hmm, well they were definitely imperialists first, religious fanatics second. Not exactly fanatical as in, "Kill all heretics!" rather more like "Forcefully convert all heretics!" New Veritas is a bit more moderate, obviously.

 

[~Darkening~]

To Norvalin
From Arcadia

A simple NAP would be suffice for the moment.

@Iggy- Any word if there are small tribes of people living to the interior?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Great jokes Thlayli.

Iggy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Exilsium: Obviously, it had sinned, and the One banished it yet again across the wide and dangerous road, to start anew on the far side.

Iggy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Svitzerland: Well, it was likely forced away by overpopulat- wait- chicken! Get it before it escapes!!!

Iggy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Veritas: What's a road?

Iggy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nurmafer: It wasn't fleeing Khemri was it?

EDIT: Hmm, to answer the crossposts...
@Darkening: Likely nothing, as beyond the mountains is nothing but a barren, snowswept wasteland.

 

[Thlayli]

Aww come on, we use roads!

They're just...really...small...roads...

 

[Lord_Iggy]

You mean paths?

 

[Thlayli]

No!


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