Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum

[Narz]

I bet he threw it into reverse before stealing away into the night.

Maybe he had it snowball him.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Maybe the vacuum liked to give AND receive.

 

[Narz]

Maybe the vacuum liked to give AND receive.

Yeah, we shouldn't just assume this fellow was only a selfish lover who never wanted to give back.

 

[cubsfan6506]

Sent that sicko to the chair. UGH.

Give me my 100 dollars.

 

[GoodGame]

I wonder if it was a SELF-service car wash.

 

[holy king]

I wonder if it was a SELF-service car wash.

*drum roll*

 

[Bigfoot3814]

*drum roll*

It's called a rimshot, noob.

 

[holy king]

It's called a rimshot, noob.

yeah, that.

 

[Archbob]

So, was he arrested for indecent exposure?

Because since the vacuum isn't alive and never was alive, he's not actually hurting anyone.

 

[Sharwood]

So, was he arrested for indecent exposure?

Because since the vacuum isn't alive and never was alive, he's not actually hurting anyone.

Since the vacuum was never alive, it couldn't give consent. Therefore, he's a filthy rapist, and will be charged with such.

There's also a good chance the vacuum was underage, making him a filthy pedophile. Tsk, tsk.

 

[ainwood]

Moderator Action: I think we've got all we need out of this thread....


Closed.