Then you need to STFU. Seriously.
If you're curious, though, Seconal is the trade name of secobarbital, which is a member of the barbiturate class of drugs. Barbiturates have the same effect on the brain's GABA-a receptors as alcohol does, but whereas alcohol will irritate your stomach, strip the delicate linings from the villi in your small intestine (thereby causing malnutrition), screw around with your body's glucose-glycogen conversion, and generally cause all sorts of havoc before being metabolized into acetaldehyde, which is THIRTY TIMES AS TOXIC as the alcohol itself and the primary cause of liver cirrhosis and hangovers, barbiturates won't do any of those things. Barbiturates are, in effect, the real-world equivalent of the "synthehol" found in the later Star Treks.