Marmot - A Modern Middle East IOT

Liberalistan reporting for duty.

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South Ossetia and Abkhazia stand ready
 
Cyprus is here.
 
INSHALLAH! ALLAHU AKBAR! Ze newer Egypt iz ready, zir.
 
Kurdistan is here.
 
I feel like there's someone who didn't show up for the roll call.
 
There wasn't an official one, but everyone acted as if there had been one.

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Executive Decree #3078
On this Day, January 1st, 2013, by order of the President of Iraq, all unemployed persons that are able to work shall report to their nearest government office on March the Third (3rd), to be forcefully drafted into the newly-created Construction Corps. The Construction Corps will repair and rebuild roads, construct bridges, and otherwise help in the creation of an extensive infrastructure network for use by the Iraqi People.
If any unemployed persons do not wish to join the Construction Corps, they will be issued a fine of 5,800,000 dinar ( ع). Any persons who resists conscription into the CC will be detained until they peacefully agree to work. Any who continue to refuse will be chained and forced to work.
 
Azerbaijan will accept any currently unemployed Iraqi citizens as refugees for the modest sum of 2,900,000ع per family.
 
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