Pook said:
"I'm French" -being of 100% English ancestry 5 generations back, it hurts to say that.
As someone born in England: I feel your pain. As you might have guessed I'm a big fan of "MP and the Holy Grail" and could recite this scene in my sleep. For the sake of completeness here's the rest of it up until it starts raining livestock:
Taunter: "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly Kingah!"
Gallahad: "What are you doing in England?"
Taunter: "Mind your own business!"
Arthur: "If you do not show us the Grail we shall take your castle by force!"
Taunter: "You don't frighten us English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English Kniggets!
Gallahad: What a strange person.
Arthur: Now look here my good ma--
Taunter: Ah don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Gallahad: "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
Taunter: "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second timeah!"
I hope you'll excuse my straying from the topic a bit, though it does concern The Grail and you did quote from this scene in the opening post...
I've noticed that the Scandinavian civs like to colonize Sicily, Sardinia, and Corsica. Looks like it would be fun to settle those islands to use as a remote base for raiding the Med instead of the lands closer to home.