PaulusIII
Unholy Warlord
"What Paulus? You want to kill the innkeeper? Where will I get my drink if he's gone? You shir...you..." the drunkard nods off.
"You come to me with such a dimwitted excuse for my suspicion. Does being drunk disallow you from getting the facts right?
I do not want to kill the innkeeper, I just want to convince him that being versed in magic isn't a sign of guilt among the Amurites. Please come back with a consistent story next time, maybe lay off the booze so you can think along a straight line rather than the walk of a drunk."