MNotw VII-The Court of the Momus Game Thread

[Blame]

Sprig why you gotta be hatin'
When the messengers' deaths we should be debatin'

If we stop the notes
Surely the Lanun musta sunk in their boats

The Bannor got lost
Into hell they were tossed

And the Infernals will follow
Led by Hyborem, such a nasty fellow

Leaving us with Sprig
And asking why he gave such a fig

 

[Blame]

Choxorn - we use cowtapults here! Only heathen use catapults! (Don't be hatin' on cats!)

 

[Sprig]

I cast my vote along time ago.

Your right though...

That sexy Sprig
Doesn't give a fig
And he should dig
A nice big hole
and live like a mole
for his soul he sold.

 

[BananaLee]

I say each messenger gets to choose the other's way to die.

 

[choxorn]

Choxorn - we use cowtapults here! Only heathen use catapults! (Don't be hatin' on cats!)

Alright, how about we compromise and use chickenapults?

 

[Khazaar]

The Slave stands in the greathall deep in thought and it looks like he was standing there for hours, suddenly he snaps out of it realizing where he is.

"Ahh, yes. Where was I? Bannor agent Civgeneral? Yeees, that was is I think."

 

[Nictel]

*A ghost figure appeared*

"So you like to rhyme? But don't want to pay a dime? You can rhyme for all eternity in the land of fraternity.

Spoiler :

Mafia game needs more players! Join! http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=351935 (Good rhymes preferable but not necessary.)

 

[Blame]

I say each messenger gets to choose the other's way to die.

Interesting, yet I fear that it may be too cartoonish... Perhaps this will be more to eachother's sadistic likings:

How about We visually and auditorily separate the messengers and link them together in electric shock chairs. They take turns in giving another person an electric shock. Keep going with this torture of their own making until death!

 

[Autolycus]

Lunch Day 6​

It had been a quiet morning, with no one really interested in killing anyone else. Except the messengers that is. The end proposal that won out was putting them in electric chairs with the controls to the other one's electric chair, setting them on fire, and flinging them from cowtapults. It was duly done, and a short time later, they received two new messages in much the same manner, i.e. as flaming projectiles. Regrettably, the messages were too charred to read.

Night falls in 24 hours.
Please keep me in the loop on any/all pms​

 

[BananaLee]

We need to think up of a way to lure in messengers for our carnal pleasure!

 

[GenMarshall]

Personally, I'd like to see the Priest give some account of himself. Word has it that there is a Bannor agent here amongst us. Now, I'm not so uncharitable as to assume Civgeneral must be that agent, but I've talked to everyone else here, and none has given me reason to think them a traitor. But being as he's only person who has declined to talk with me thus far, I'm somewhat suspicious of the Priest. Can we get a clear denial, please Civgeneral?

Now hold on there a second. I've not declined to talked with you.

 

[Methos]

Now hold on there a second. I've not declined to talked with you.

Even the above isn't saying anything, CivGeneral.

 

[GenMarshall]

What the Christ!? Why are you placing blame on me!? I'm not an agent of anyone. I am purely innocent I can tell you that. Lynching me, the innocent would only prove that y'all are fools! Apperently Methos has not let me FINISHED editing my flipping post and decides to just blindly blame me just as I was going through the previous postings to see who voted for whom.

Y'all, I can't believe that you'd hold such high suspicions of me, the priest! Certainly you know better than to place blame on your fellow religious person. I'm not the individual you are looking for!

I am inclined to place blame on Khazaar for starting this whole bandwaggon nonsense!

 

[BananaLee]

To be fair, blame's bandwagon happened before yours, CivGeneral

 

[Methos]

Apperently Methos has not let me FINISHED editing my flipping post

As I said in my reply to your PM, how am I supposed to know you were editing your post?

Rather then blame another, why not just answer everyones question and explain yourself.

 

[GenMarshall]

Rather then blame another, why not just answer everyones question and explain yourself.

OOC: What questions? How on earth am I suppose to explain myself?! It doesn't matter anymore since no one would believe me anyway. It's all just "Lets lynch CivGeneral for the LOLZ".

 

[BananaLee]

Well, apparently you're a Bannor agent. Surely you can explain how you're not by say... telling the truth.

EDIT: Plus, I think you need 3 more votes to be lynched so it's aaages away.

 

[GenMarshall]

Well, apparently you're a Bannor agent. Surely you can explain how you're not by say... telling the truth.

I'm not a Bannor agent and I am telling the truth!

OOC: Geeze, How on earth am I suppose to defend myself with this kind of pressure. There are no questions, just baseless accusations!

 

[BananaLee]

Just tell us everything about you.

 

[GenMarshall]

You really want to know who I am. Unless its obvious that I am a priest. I was brought here by Perpentach to fulfill religious duties. However due to the absence of the Perpentach and the rest of the people who've been killed by whatever killed them at night, been praying that there spirits would rest in piece. I'm nothing more than a religious man with artifacts that only serve as religious rituals.