Kinich-Ahau
#JustGoomyThings
Lord Priest Maskab Balam is consulting with his advisors when he receives a… somewhat unexpected visitor
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: Ah, so you think that…
(A smoky, evanescent screech owl swoops into the room. The owl seems to have a somewhat ephemeral quality to it, being simultaneously there and not there)
Lord Priest Maskab Balam (the color draining from his face): Muan. What do you want?
Muan:
Muan:
Muan:
Ek’ the Eagle Spirit: We cannot concern ourselves with Muan and her threats now; though she is able to slip past the guards at the rift, Ah-Puch would never be able to- the other Gods will not let him. No, without the power of the Chaos Energy behind him, Ah-Puch will remain trapped in Mitnal for a long while.
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: While I want to be able to agree with you, Ek’, I simply cannot shake the feeling that Ah-Puch will find a way onto Mobius. If we are to confine him to Mitnal indefinitely, we must harness the Chaos Energy for ourselves.
Ek’ the Eagle Spirit: Humph. I can respect your opinion, though I do not share it.
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: Thank you, my friend. Now, K'i'ik, would you be willing to go carry this year’s expansion plans to the Army & Navy? I have to consult Itzamna.
K'i'ik the Jaguar Spirit: Of course, my friend.
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Lord Priest Maskab Balam has requested an audience with the Great God Itzamna; his request is about to be granted
(A great being, larger than a skyscraper, with scaly, chitinous, skin & a bulbous red nose materializes at the Great Temple in Otoch K'aax. The Lord Priest bows deeply before the apparition)
Itzamna: What is it you require, my servant?
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: Advice, my master. The vile servant of Ah-Puch, Muan, has managed to sneak into our lands; she claims that Ah-Puch will get to the Chaos Energy, & then use our bodies as ingredients in a sauce for his food.
Itzamna: That is indeed dire news, my servant; Muan may have no power on Mobius, but many of Ah-Puch’s other lackeys do. Ah-Puch himself will not be able to come here without the extra power of the Chaos Energy, but his demons would have little difficulty crossing the rift… I shall need to ponder this matter for some time. Farewell for now, my servant.
(The massive being evaporates into a dark mist, which dissipates into the surrounding air. Within seconds, it is impossible to tell that there was ever anything unusual in the air around the Temple)
Expansion in Light Teal
20 Gold & 4 Population to build 4 Armies
1 Gold & 0.2 Population to Build 1 Navy
40 Gold into Industry
10 Gold into Agents
*A French cooking sauce.
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: Ah, so you think that…
(A smoky, evanescent screech owl swoops into the room. The owl seems to have a somewhat ephemeral quality to it, being simultaneously there and not there)
Lord Priest Maskab Balam (the color draining from his face): Muan. What do you want?
Muan:
In Mitnal we are hearing of things,
Much more valuable than the blood of Kings.
Ah-Puch has sent me;
For I am his trustee,
To ascertain the truth of these springs.
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: You are not welcome here, Muan. Return to Mitnal Immediately.Much more valuable than the blood of Kings.
Ah-Puch has sent me;
For I am his trustee,
To ascertain the truth of these springs.
Muan:
Your response to me borders on obscene,
Why, I am considering dropping you in a ravine!
Now answer my question-
It is just a suggestion
Do not force me to get mean.
K'i'ik the Jaguar Spirit: Muan, you have no power here. Now leave, before we are forced to involve Itzamna!Why, I am considering dropping you in a ravine!
Now answer my question-
It is just a suggestion
Do not force me to get mean.
Muan:
I can see that I’m not welcome here,
What a pity you did not heed your fear,
For when Ah-Puch gets to you,
You shall be as a roux*
And you know that I am quite sincere.
(The owl flies off into the night. Afterwards, all in the room ponder what she said for several minutes. Finally, the Eagle Spirit, Ek', speaks up)What a pity you did not heed your fear,
For when Ah-Puch gets to you,
You shall be as a roux*
And you know that I am quite sincere.
Ek’ the Eagle Spirit: We cannot concern ourselves with Muan and her threats now; though she is able to slip past the guards at the rift, Ah-Puch would never be able to- the other Gods will not let him. No, without the power of the Chaos Energy behind him, Ah-Puch will remain trapped in Mitnal for a long while.
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: While I want to be able to agree with you, Ek’, I simply cannot shake the feeling that Ah-Puch will find a way onto Mobius. If we are to confine him to Mitnal indefinitely, we must harness the Chaos Energy for ourselves.
Ek’ the Eagle Spirit: Humph. I can respect your opinion, though I do not share it.
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: Thank you, my friend. Now, K'i'ik, would you be willing to go carry this year’s expansion plans to the Army & Navy? I have to consult Itzamna.
K'i'ik the Jaguar Spirit: Of course, my friend.
Spoiler Limerick Explanations :
In the First Limerick, Muan is asking about the Chaos Energy wells
In the Second Limerick, Muan is threatening violence if her query is not answered
In the Third Limerick, Muan is telling them that when Ah-Puch gets ahold of them, they will be eaten
In the Second Limerick, Muan is threatening violence if her query is not answered
In the Third Limerick, Muan is telling them that when Ah-Puch gets ahold of them, they will be eaten
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Lord Priest Maskab Balam has requested an audience with the Great God Itzamna; his request is about to be granted
(A great being, larger than a skyscraper, with scaly, chitinous, skin & a bulbous red nose materializes at the Great Temple in Otoch K'aax. The Lord Priest bows deeply before the apparition)
Itzamna: What is it you require, my servant?
Lord Priest Maskab Balam: Advice, my master. The vile servant of Ah-Puch, Muan, has managed to sneak into our lands; she claims that Ah-Puch will get to the Chaos Energy, & then use our bodies as ingredients in a sauce for his food.
Itzamna: That is indeed dire news, my servant; Muan may have no power on Mobius, but many of Ah-Puch’s other lackeys do. Ah-Puch himself will not be able to come here without the extra power of the Chaos Energy, but his demons would have little difficulty crossing the rift… I shall need to ponder this matter for some time. Farewell for now, my servant.
(The massive being evaporates into a dark mist, which dissipates into the surrounding air. Within seconds, it is impossible to tell that there was ever anything unusual in the air around the Temple)
Expansion in Light Teal
20 Gold & 4 Population to build 4 Armies
1 Gold & 0.2 Population to Build 1 Navy
40 Gold into Industry
10 Gold into Agents

*A French cooking sauce.