Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[Rocko_el_loco]

Yeah, I mentioned a whole lot of countries, but I just didn't feel like typing so much.

 

[Squarg]

The Obama entry on concervopedia. Here

 

[Luckymoose]

"Twilight was a good film."

 

[Sharwood]

The Obama entry on concervopedia. Here

What? That's entirely factual.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Hmm Barack has the same birthday as me.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Some guy on CFC, don't remember who so it can't be 'flaming someone on this forum'

"Aren't poles like catholic russians?" it started the whole catholic russians fiasco..

also someone from my class

"Isn't new zealand a state of Australia?"

I had to explain to him that it was an Island, then he asked "So it is an island owned by australia?"

 

[ParadigmShifter]

When I look at New Zealand I see more then 1 island...

 

[Holycannoli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p3OB6roAg

The comments are almost as funny.

 

[Earthling]

"Machiavelli is one of the most applicable thinkers of modern times, as is Ayn Rand."

Nice one. Reminds me of another thing. It's quite funny in the way that you laugh at the last sentence of George Orwell's 1984. A real zinger; I'd bet most of you have heard it before:

Spoiler :

"Ronald Reagan won the Cold War."

 

[LightFang]

Well, that's debatable. There are historians on both sides of the issue. Ronald Reagan winning vs. Gorbachev losing is still in contention, I think.

 

[Dachs]

From the site Bill linked: this is genius.

When I look at New Zealand I see more then 1 island...

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

"Slavery is a form, and the very best form, of socialism."

The amount of wrong in this statement makes my head hurt.

 

[RalofTyr]

"Bush Presidential Library"

 

[RalofTyr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p3OB6roAg

The comments are almost as funny.

How racist of you.

 

[a_propagandist]

"I always thought Russia was in Germany."

I've heard "When did the Prussians become the Russians?"

 

[Steph]

No, it wasn't that fun

 

[Mirc]

"Isn't there like some sort of bridge that goes from Florida to Puerto Rico?"

Some dude: "Do you speak Puerto Rican?"
Me: "Yes, I also speak Mexican, Dominican, Cuban, Peruvian, Colombian, and Argentinean."
Some dude: "Wow!"

And don't forget Bolivian, Chilean, Venezuelan, Canarian, etc!

Edit: Ah that has already been said. Sorry.

 

[Yeekim]

"Aren't poles like catholic russians?"

Is that so far off? I mean, if we went back a measly 1000 years...? However, I doubt that was how he meant it.

 

[Camikaze]

Someone once started a conversation with me about their trip to Canadia.

 

[Sharwood]

also someone from my class

"Isn't new zealand a state of Australia?"

Wrong

I had to explain to him that it was an Island, then he asked "So it is an island owned by australia?"

This is correct.

When I look at New Zealand I see more then 1 island...

Two major ones, many smaller ones.

Well, that's debatable. There are historians on both sides of the issue. Ronald Reagan winning vs. Gorbachev losing is still in contention, I think.

There is some merit in the claim that Reagan - or rather, Reagan's advisors - defeated the Soviet Union by escalating the arms race. But it was far more a result of Gorbachev's reforms than anything America did, though it is certainly debateable whether the USSR would have had a strong enough economy to survive if it hadn't been trying to match US military expenditures, which Reagan certainly increased.