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Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard
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TheMeInTeam
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I was once seriously asked to fax someone some paper.
ParadigmShifter
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Sounds more like a prank to me TMIT.
TheMeInTeam
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I thought so too and treated it as such. It wasn't. I was shocked, honestly.
Wait, what? You mean blank paper?
BARBEERIAN
Prince
When I went on vacation to Florida when I was 15, we ended up staying overnight at some motel in the northern part of Florida on our way to Miami. Upon finding out we were Canadian the female clerk said (in a very southern hick accent) "Well you Canadians will like this place, it looks just like a log cabin on the inside. It'll be just like home"... Surprised she didn't mention Igloos or dogsledding.
aronnax
Let your spirit be free
"Hitler's Russian and Stalin is German right?"
"Facism is a type of cosmetic."
"I get very focus when I sleep"
"Facism is a type of cosmetic."
"I get very focus when I sleep"
Well you do tend to not be focused when you're tired.
carmen510
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I have extreme idiots in Global Studies class, seriously.
"Wasn't Abraham Lincoln the 6th President of the United States?"
"So like, Stalin was like Obama, only from Atlanta, and like he turned Russia into a Big Brother thingy, correct?"
"Isn't England part of the United States of Europe?"
"So Gibraltar is part of Italy, correct? And its on the Malay Peninsula?"
"Wasn't Abraham Lincoln the 6th President of the United States?"
"So like, Stalin was like Obama, only from Atlanta, and like he turned Russia into a Big Brother thingy, correct?"
"Isn't England part of the United States of Europe?"
"So Gibraltar is part of Italy, correct? And its on the Malay Peninsula?"
TheMeInTeam
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Yes, that's what she meant. She needed paper, and wanted me to fax it there.
I was SURE she was kidding. But, that would have been out of character, and ridiculously good (and again out of character) acting too. Later on she attempted to say that she was kidding, but you could tell she was embarrassed.
Edit: The USE kind of has a nice ring to it...screw the EU
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Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
Friend #1: I heard that it was emperor Nero who first used ice-cream desserts on a regular basis...
Friend #2: Who?
Friend #1: Emperor Nero!
Friend #2: Nero? Was he German?
Friend #2: Who?
Friend #1: Emperor Nero!
Friend #2: Nero? Was he German?
Eukaryote
Deity
Actully said by a girl at my school:
"What's China?"
"What's China?"
Mowque
Hypermodernist
Nothing like starting with the basics.
Aegis
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What's the context? Maybe she wanted to know if they were a democracy, capitalist country, etc.
Bigfoot3814
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Or she might've had a question regarding ceramics.
carmen510
Deity
"So like, the Indian Aryans were Nazis right?"
Supr49er
2011 Thunderfall Cup
Vanpool Bubba - The Market was like 15,000 when Bush left office. Now it's like 7,000. Everybody knew Obama would wreck us.
Actual quote from a guy on my vanpool last week.
Actual quote from a guy on my vanpool last week.
Nordstream
Prince
I was talking about some bank robbery and how smart the thieves were when they robbed the place.
Then my sister chimes in with "There's no such thing as a smart thief if they were so smart they wouldn't be thieves."
Then my sister chimes in with "There's no such thing as a smart thief if they were so smart they wouldn't be thieves."
eastsidebagel
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Wow, is your sister a locat? This abundant amount of childish cuteness lets my head explode into glitter.Then my sister chimes in with "There's no such thing as a smart thief if they were so smart they wouldn't be thieves."
You mean like this? 
