Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[eastsidebagel]

That's incorrect. The smart ones don't get caught, so we never hear about them.

That's like answering the question: "Is there a perfect murder?" with "Of course, or else we would have heard of them."

 

[Nordstream]

I think there's actually some empirical evidence behind that. Thieves and general criminals tend to be on the low end of the IQ scale.

Maybe on average but I was talking about this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loomis_Fargo_Bank_Robbery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Bank_of_America_robbery

and those guys were no dullards.

And it doesn't change the fact that my sister is stupid.

 

[Thorbal]

Anytime someone says "intelectually dishonest". Its a borderline contradiction.

Hey, I just said that in another thread . Care to explain?

 

[Harbringer]

If your being intellectual, its objective, and therefor not dishonest, I suppose I get what they're trying to convey, that your lying to yourself, but it just sounds ********.

 

[Bill3000]

Anytime someone says "intelectually dishonest". Its a borderline contradiction.

To be fair, there's a lot of intellectually dishonest people on the forums, but that's mostly because they're not particularly intellectual or care about honesty.

 

[choxorn]

That's like answering the question: "Is there a perfect murder?" with "Of course, or else we would have heard of them."

"The best proof that intelligent life exists is that it hasn't visited us."

-Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes

 

[Nordstream]

I have another one from......who else?

"What are you doing?"
"Watching The Sopranos."
"Why are you watching people singing? You hate that stuff."

 

[Dachs]

If your being intellectual, its objective,

Uh, no. More Sidhe pls.

 

[musekick]

“Express Yourself” playing in a Botox commercial.

 

[carmen510]

"Didn't Tibet separate from Nepal? I mean, they're both Himalayan nations right?"

"Obama is a Communist"

"Is it pronounced Dah-Noob-Ee?" (Referring to the Danube)

 

[civ_king]

"Jesus is a Christian" issue #1 he was a Jew (king of the Jews), #2 he is dead... #3 he is an imaginary person

 

[LightFang]

"Jesus is a Christian" issue #1 he was a Jew (king of the Jews), #2 he is dead... #3 he is an imaginary person

Imaginary people can't die. They can die in the context of the work/myth/whatever, but they can't objectively be dead because they never existed.

And anyway most atheists even acknowledge Jesus's existence.

 

[Bill3000]

Imaginary people can't die. They can die in the context of the work/myth/whatever, but they can't objectively be dead because they never existed.

I beg to differ.

 

[emzie]

(to me) "You're a fascist communist!"

 

[Annex]

Youve never heard of the Commie-Nazi party?

Spoiler :

 

[carmen510]

See Link

 

[Antilogic]

Indonesia will invade United states, what do you guys think, they are the migthiest country in Sout east Asia. They also have Sukhoi aricrafts to invade the U.S. Should we bombed them first before they even get a chance to open fire?

They have planes? Good Gods! We're doomed, I say! DOOMED!


EDIT: I just saw this on the Daily Show: a commentator was talking about new modern day tea parties, and throwing tea bags into the water to send them to DC as a kind of populist uprising. His line? "They are teabagging the White House!"

 

[choxorn]

"Didn't Tibet separate from Nepal? I mean, they're both Himalayan nations right?"

Well, he was almost right- Nepal seperated from Tibet, some hundreds of years ago, give him credit for trying.

"Obama is a Communist"

Far Righties are idiots.

"Is it pronounced Dah-Noob-Ee?" (Referring to the Danube)

Must have plenty of Noobs, then. It has noob in its name!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Uh, no. More Sidhe pls.

(to me) "You're a fascist communist!"

Even funnier to me because I just finished reading Fred's explanation in the Ask a Red thread of why calling Communists Fascists is stupid

Keep 'em coming!

EDIT: That reminds me of a certain poster on this forum, who will remain unnamed, who essentially said that I was equal in evil to the Khmer Rouge for being a Socialist. I've never been so angry, insulted, confused, and saddened at the same time before.

 

[Nordstream]

Well, he was almost right- Nepal seperated from Tibet, some hundreds of years ago, give him credit for trying.

No it didn't. Nepal has always been a distinct entity from Tibet and even invaded Tibet at one point before China sent help and drove Nepal out.

To the north however, aggressive raids into Tibet (concerning a long-standing dispute over trade and control of the mountain passes), finally forced the Chinese emperor in Peking to act. In 1792 he sent a huge army, expelling the Nepalese out of Tibet to within 5km of their capital at Kathmandu.