Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[Antilogic]

Vanpool Bubba - The Market was like 15,000 when Bush left office. Now it's like 7,000. Everybody knew Obama would wreck us.

Actual quote from a guy on my vanpool last week.

The economy has prompted so many good lines recently. I'm pretty sure the market peak was around 14k. Over a year before Bush left in late 2007. If by 15k he meant ~8k-9k, then he'd be right.

 

[gangleri2001]

Quotation from an article posted here: "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us."

"50 x 2 = 1.000"

"Hitler is the founder of Sega."

"500 x 5 = 25.000"

And the next is not an statement, but here we go:

My (dumb & older) sister was playing Geochallenge (a Facebook game on geography). The last foto that the game showed was a foto of the Taj Mahal. Then she clicked on Israel.

And many others I can't post here because you would die laughing.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I was talking about some bank robbery and how smart the thieves were when they robbed the place.

Then my sister chimes in with "There's no such thing as a smart thief if they were so smart they wouldn't be thieves."

Pop always said you can steal more money with a briefcase than with a gun.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Banks are more dangerous than a standing army.
Ben Franklin (?)

 

[Crezth]

Banks are more dangerous than a standing army.
Ben Franklin (?)

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
Thomas Jefferson

 

[eastsidebagel]

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
Thomas Jefferson

Right. I got that qoute straight from the Civ Game, but that's how the qoute goes when you've always played it in German and directly translate it from there.

 

[gangleri2001]

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
Thomas Jefferson

Yeah. I always thought that this is stupid. How can a bank stop the ones who supposedly defend them and own the weapons from taking their money?

 

[Earthling]

A ton of the civ quotes are actually meant to be ironic, due to being taken out of context/paired up with the wrong tech, which I find quite funny. For instance, the Ozymandias line always make me queasy about still running early game civics...

 

[eastsidebagel]

Money is the real drive and force which rules the world. Because:
The more money you own=the more power concentrates in your hands.

 

[gangleri2001]

Money is the real drive and force which rules the world. Because:
The more money you own=the more power concentrates in your hands.

An the best way to concentrate money and power is having weapons, so the military wins again.

 

[eastsidebagel]

But who gave you the loans which made the pursue of weapons actually possible to begin with? The money came straight from your local bank, which sees warmongering as an excellent way to earn more money.

 

[Dachs]

But who gave you the loans which made the pursue of weapons actually possible to begin with? The money came straight from your local bank, which sees warmongering as an excellent way to earn more money.

Assuming a loan is necessary to acquire weapons.

 

[eastsidebagel]

OK, lets see it from this angle: People do anything for money.
Every person has its own price tag attached to it.

 

[carmen510]

So every person has a price, so to speak? Does that mean I can buy you as my personal slave?

 

[gangleri2001]

OK, lets see it from this angle: People do anything for money.
Every person has its own price tag attached to it.

I know one thing that people does for free: avoid being killed.

Military 3 - Capitalists 0

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Most ignorant and funny statements? Youtube comments. Nuff said.

 

[eastsidebagel]

So every person has a price, so to speak? Does that mean I can buy you as my personal slave?

We will never meet in RL (allegedly), but if you give me the right sum I would kill a man (assuming that I will never be caught, of course).
I would kill a totally innocent, bypassing person for money, and I'm not alone by thinking so. People kill their own brothers for the strive of obtaining money.

Spoiler :

This is my evil laugh: BWAHAHAHAHA! Get used to it!

 

[Harbringer]

Anytime someone says "intelectually dishonest". Its a borderline contradiction.

 

[LightFang]

Then my sister chimes in with "There's no such thing as a smart thief if they were so smart they wouldn't be thieves."

I think there's actually some empirical evidence behind that. Thieves and general criminals tend to be on the low end of the IQ scale.

 

[BARBEERIAN]

I think there's actually some empirical evidence behind that. Thieves and general criminals tend to be on the low end of the IQ scale.

That's incorrect. The smart ones don't get caught, so we never hear about them.