Chancellor J. I. Panda said:
While it is true that the pandas are no longer one unified peoples, but rather a house divided - let it be known that there is still only one sect of the Pandas, the Insane Pandas. These Alexandrines are nothing but fools and thieves, stealing the most glorious legacy of our peoples and attempting to claim it for themselves.
Do not take heed their messages, their claims of tea! For what is their tea but piss in water?
The only good tea is english tea! Panda tea, and not the diluted teas of le chinois - slave labourers to the barbaric Alexandrines!
Let it be known, therefore, that there exists a continued state of war between the Insane Pandas and the Alexandrine Pandas - a declaration which has been reissued on this day, amongst the great nations of the world for all to see.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on land, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our homes and our dignity, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, our peoples or a large part of them were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by our noble citizens and our gleaming white ships, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of their brothers, the Insane Pandas!