Multicultural Guest Service Enhances Suburban Parties

[Tycoon101]

I'd pick the Wine Expert, The Australian, And the Computer Guy. They seem like the kind of well thought out and conservativish people I'd like.

I'm a geek, thus I'm the computer guy.

 

[downtown]

Wait, the computer guy is also in a band? I guess that'd be me....either that or singer songwriter guy.

I'd take the black artist, the singer songwriter and the sexy grad student

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Could I hire an upper class WASP and smoke pipes together while making disparaging remarks about the Irish?

 

[Urederra]

Everybody in Europe knows that the hottest mediterranean girls are Spanish, (from Spain, obviously), so since the stupid american company doesn't know that proven fact, I refuse to vote

 

[7ronin]

I would choose:

7 - Cute Asian-Girl Designer - Who is obsessed with Hello Kitty and all things Sanrio (I hope she's up on Miyazaki and the latest anime. I wonder if she has the Hello Kitty Vibrator).

8 - Prim-but-Sexy British Couple - Equipped with posh accents and wonderfully saucy stories; think Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson (Nothing like a flirty girl with a naughty story to make an old man feel young).

10 - Saucy Woman of a Certain Age - One part Mrs. Roper, one part Mrs. Robinson, she's frowsy, blowsy, and doesn't act her age! (Even better, nothing like a woman of a certain age to make an old man feel even younger. Be still my beating heart - pace maker check, Okay).

And who would I be:

5 - The Well-Heeled Wine Expert - Older, genteel gent in corduroy blazer ready to expound on the virtues of whatever fine "vintages" you were able to scrounge (I can also tell a good story about life on the frontier with the regiment not to mention a nostalgic view of life in the "good old days").

 

[Yom]

Just give me the sexy grad student, the cute asian girl, the saucy woman, and a room.


I guess since I'm black this is the only option:

3 - Serious Black Artist/Intellectual - Wearing traditional African garb and wire-rim spectacles (gray dreads optional)

Even though I'm usually not serious unless dicussing politics. Maybe the sexy (under)grad student?

 

[Neonanocyborgasm]

OMG - check this out...
Below is a selection of the kind of people Party Peeps provides in their service. Please answer these two simple questions:

1) Say you can only get three of the following to your party, which three would you choose?

2) Which one are you yourself most like?

Now that's a pretty shallow suburbanite who would hire one of these guys. This strikes me as another "keeping up with the Jones'" mentality. I don't fit into any one of those stereotypes.