NASA moon-walker claims Space Alien cover-up

[aelf]

Because we need to have faith that our government/military/the man can protect us from outside dangers, and they wouldn't be able to do that if there was a super-advanced alien intelligence flying around, probing people's anuses.

People would freak out. Things would change.

Unlikely. There are so many dangers from which you have little to no protection as it is. How many people nowadays are scared of some big bad external enemy? Unless there are some remarkable experiences, such as in the case of terrorists, not many people will be genuinely spooked.

If alien encounters are significant and frequent enough, then maybe there would be more reason to think that they would cause a significant change. However, that doesn't seem like the case, otherwise how do they keep covering it up? And if highly advanced aliens really do want to interact with human beings significantly, I doubt they can be stopped, so trying to shield the public is also useless. When they come, they come. Maybe it's better that we know they might.

 

[Kennigit]

It is unfortunate that so many people begin to believe that aliens visit us, but don't see that we have been visiting them. Come on sheeple! We initiate first contact, not the other way around.

 

[Yeekim]

Because we need to have faith that our government/military/the man can protect us from outside dangers, and they wouldn't be able to do that if there was a super-advanced alien intelligence flying around, probing people's anuses.

People would freak out. Things would change.

- "And why haven't you done your homework, little Jimmy?"
- "I was abducted by aliens! No, seriously, Ms Holt, check my anus!"

 

[Sharwood]

- "And why haven't you done your homework, little Jimmy?"
- "I was abducted by aliens! No, seriously, Ms Holt, check my anus!"

New alibi for paedophiles:

"I didn't sodomise her, she was abducted by aliens while I was out."

There's a side-effect I hadn't thought of, until you came up with the best excuse for not doing homework in human history.

 

[hossam]

if there really was a government conspiracy he would have been killed already.

 

[Miles Teg]

New alibi for paedophiles:

"I didn't sodomise her, she was abducted by aliens while I was out."

Even worse, think things are bad now, with schools ordering strip searches of thirteen year old girls?

"It wasn't inappropriate touching, I was inspecting the student for signs of alien probing! Inspecting very thoroughly."

 

[Luckymoose]

I always believed in aliens, but I'm not entirely sure if we have made contact yet. I wouldn't be surprised if these crazy UFO seers are plants by the government to make us doubt aliens exist. To the post about how civilians would have seen aliens by now, you don't think the aliens are advanced enough to hide from civilians?

 

[Sharwood]

if there really was a government conspiracy he would have been killed already.

Unless he's part of it, as Luckymoose said!

"I swear to god your honour, I was just applying salve! I mean, she had been probed by the aliens! And there was only one part of my body long and thin enough to apply..."

 

[FriendlyFire]

Good lord...

Least we forget the sacrifices our brave service men and women have endured.