NEB1: One Thousand and One Ways to Die

(Oh, and attempt communications with the brown. If they don't respond I don't care. We do share a common enemy, though.)

How little you know.:mischief:
Come on everyone, specifically Green and Aqua, I don't know if you send orders in secretly, but send in orders. I want to see how this building idea of Dafts pans out.
@Daft, What do you think of changing the damage markers?
 
Use the guy to continue to explore the ToS!

Commander Charles(Drunk): Well... another project...
General Matt: Yes commander, I need your approval
Commander Charles: Other than (sloobers) the regrouping problem AGAIN there is nothing wrong...
General Matt: Yes...
(Sneaks Out)

General Matt: Sub-Comander Hamel (of Charles' Troopers) Sub Commander **** (Unnamed, of the Light Tanks Korps) and Sub Commander **** (of Matt's Infantry, Artillary and Auxillaries) Attention!
Hamel: I answer to Charles!
General Matt: Charles is Drunk, however he accepted the plan and changed it see?
[points at a red line going in a different angle and a few flanking charges]
Hamel: Very well, what is the plan? You have givin the combined Plan for 4 turns as Commander, are you SURE you are ready to be General Matt?
General Matt: Sure I'm Sure, now here's the plan (The ORDERS). Kapesh?

(Sorry Matt if it takes away from your image.)
 
UNRESOLVED THINGSX0R:

#1 - offers of ceasefire/alliance made to Green. @tuxedohamm, did you accept either of them? Right now I'm assuming there is no ceasefire... THIS ISSUE IS NOW RESOLVED

#2 - Aqua orders, I don't think I have any. @Neverwonagame, can you send some general orders within 24 hours? I can wait longer if you intend to send some, otherwise I can get on with the update.

About the Mercenaries:
I'm taking this public, since its going to be revealed in the update anyway - the leading offer is a guaranteed $1 a turn made by Gold army, with an extra $2 bonus for a secret special objective. If anyone wants to offer more per turn, and/or some kind of fixed bonus, post now! (I'll also still take PM's about this if need be)

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From: The Drunken and Depressed bestshot9
To: Every Other Leader (Especially Those Who Ignored Me)

Hey fellers, wuzzappin'? Why y'all still fighting huh? No one darn came to the party me and Pinky (I named that pink elephant Pinky, catchy, eh?) had planned. I was very sad that y'all just ignored me like that, and I'm depressed (or so they say) so making me sad isn't very nice right now. C'mon guys, lets be friends! I just want us all to be safe and happy and end the bloodshed. Wuddya say? Please? For reals, I'll buy y'all a drink and we can have a party, bring your friends! But make sure you bring a DD as I don't want anyone getting hurt.

From: Xolniu, inspirational figurehead of the Anarchist collective.
To: the hopefully well bestshot9


We send our regards, but we regret that we cannot leave the defences of the imperial capitol. We continue to share a desire for peace. I would also like to know what messages of wisdom the Great elephant God has imparted upon you. For I must say, that the Great Elephant has, amongst other deities, been of great assistance to our own cause.

sky-boss-elephantdragon3.gif
 
From: Highland Cows *Mooo*
To: Drunken Bestshot


We ask for a seat at the table... just don't serve beef.
 
Quitting NESing.
 
OOC:
@Daft
What exactly is my position at this point? I don't even know.
 
Expressing interest in joining Daft but I need some help decripting the map. The south-east part of your map is just impossible to understand at the moment. I would like to join Green or Aqua, to replace NWAG, but I would not object to being placed in another team.
 
Expressing interest in joining Daft but I need some help decripting the map. The south-east part of your map is just impossible to understand at the moment. I would like to join Green or Aqua, to replace NWAG, but I would not object to being placed in another team.

Good see people joining.

A summary of whats going on lately:
Red vs. Orange - Red deemed that Orange was going to be a pain in the butt and decided to destroy them, Orange is currently outnumbered and outgunned 2 to 1, but they sure as hell ain't going out without a fight.

Aqua & Gold vs. Green - Green overstreched themselves and Aqua and later Gold pounced and have come close to nearly destroying green, but there has been ceasefires with green from both Gold and Aqua as green's life hangs be a thread, especially from this turn as almost all green units where destroyed. That's why it is so messy. Aqua particularly took heavy casulties too.

Aqua vs. Gold - This hasn't happened yet, been judging from strategic info and the interaction on the thread, this conflict seems likely.

The Imperial Palace and the anarchists who reside within it have made ceasefires with the three Superpower(Red, Aqua, Gold), but that is soon to change.:mischief: They anarachist have made worrying threats about a nuclear device they possess and the fact that they aren't afraid to use it, but it has yet to be prove if this is a bluff or a fact,
 
To: Cobra Commander
From: The Drunken and Depressed bestshot9


What you be hating on me for? Why duct tape my mouth, because through me Pinky can spread his message of sanity? C'mon man, you need to lighten up. Have a beer!

To: Xolniu
From: bestshot9


Its great to hear someone who has some sense! Pinky has expressed his desire for everyone of his children to sit back, relax, have a few drinks, and be friends. Why is it so hard for people to do what their creator requests?

To: The Highland Cows
From: bestshot9


Good to hear! We like cows, y'all got good milk. And don't worry, we wont eat beef, but more chikin! Can't wait to see ya!

To: Aqua Forces
From: bestshot9


Alright fellers, it seems your other leader has ran off on ya, and thank Pinky for that, he was one of the people pushing for more war and disaster! I shall take back some command and give you all this order: Chill out. Y'all can go home, do what ever you want. Come on back up to the northern island and have a party while Cobra and them greens continue to fight it out, but as of now, do not attack anyone. If you are attacked, ask politely for the attackers to stop harrassing you, if it doesn't work, fire back, but no more offensives! We will not be the bringers of death if we can avoid it.
 
*UPDATE IN 24 HOURS

*Those mercenaries are now looking like joining Brown army, with an offer of $2 upfront and $1 per turn.

Neverwonagame3 said:
Quitting NESing.

That's what you said last time, and the time before I think :)

MooseWarrior said:
@Daft
What exactly is my position at this point? I don't even know.

Your status is missing, presumed dead! If you want to get back into things, you can switch your 'hero' unit to another trooper, and get a share of the income (if any!). Otherwise if you're not going to be around, the surviving green units will all be following tuxedohamm's orders rather than be NPC'ed.

Vertinari118 said:
Expressing interest in joining Daft but I need some help decripting the map. The south-east part of your map is just impossible to understand at the moment.

Hmm... It may help to note that no two teams can occupy the same square at the same time, at least not with units that are still alive at the end of the turn.

I'm considering enlarging the map but keeping the icons the same size. Although, I do like how the small map fits right on the page (I hope so for others too, my resolution isn't uber-big) without needing spoilers or hyperlinks or any scrolling around.

Vertinari118 said:
I would like to join Green or Aqua, to replace NWAG, but I would not object to being placed in another team.

Well, if it was up to me, I would prefer you join Aqua rather than that team having no active players, but its your choice :)

Vertinari118 said:
Thanks Matt.

I second this, thankyou Matt0088. Also, about the damage icons, I will experiment to see what blue and green sparkles look like, to replace either the yellow or orange ones.
 
*Going offline now, so I probably won't see anymore orders/offers etc till im about ready to post the update* (apologies to those affected)

@bestshot9, I seem to have missed your post before. I need to get offline now but I just wish to acknowledge it :)

Thlayli said:
We will raise our incentive to 4$ for the special objective, as well as an extra 1$ next turn.

This is interesting!

Thlayli said:
Also, yes to the enlarged map! More/larger squares are a good idea.

Any more in favour of enlarging the map? Making the same squares bigger? And/or adding whole new areas with room for more factions? :)
 
Any more in favour of enlarging the map? Making the same squares bigger? And/or adding whole new areas with room for more factions? :)

I think that in the long run, an expanded NEB2 would be really cool. A grid-based world map with each player or player teams controlling a country, and a tech tree and such would be fun.
 
i second Thayli (partly because i want to get some of the action and its to late here)
 
I like the idea of more squares, then everyone can pull back off of green to go explore and we can rise up and slaughter everyone from behind!
-Your friendly Green Guerrilla Command
 
Retroactive deletion.
 
I don't think the map should be enlarged -yet- but I do agree with making the squares bigger, as long as it's only a visual chnge. Adding new parts of the map would be akward, especially if near (what used to be) green's trerritory.
Condor Green: You can join, just as a secondary commander to any faction.
And :thumbsup: to Thlayli's idea.
 
Intrude: I had a dream about this, strangely. For it to be balanced at all, the people in the new areas have to be approximately as strong as the primary contender in the original area, or that agency will just consolidate its region and go on to smash everyone else. You will also have to recalibrate the grid if you extend anywhere but down and to the left.

Of course I'm not consolidate my region.:mischief:

If it doesn't cause you trouble Daft, then I'd also would like a larger map, but as long as it doesn't go off the page. Thlayli's ideas are good too, but I think we should let those changes to NEB2, I think that all the tweaks for NEB1 have been mostly worked out, and I would like to keep it the same from here on out. Also the buildable buildings idea has been growing on me, I really want to see that implemented now.:)

I got New Avatar, to bad it was down sized so much that you can't see that smaller text.:cry:
 
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