Cobra Co-Commander Two pulled off his goggles, and grinned as widely as a penguin can. He was deep in the bowels of a dark lab, filled with inexplicable tubing everywhere, illuminated only by a series of glowing, light blue chambers.
"Success!"
He gazed up into the chamber. Floating within its viscous gel, hooked up to life support systems, was his greatest creation.
Its head, terminating in a great spike in the rear, was festooned in a horrifying array of sensory tendrils, and two piercing blue eyes. Its body was protected by a rough green carapace, glittering with slight iridescence. Its forelimbs terminated in scything claws, and its legs resembled some terrible combination of a kangaroo and a raptor.
"Kangaroo raptor... Kangaraptor! Perfect!"
Cobra-Co-Commander Two compared the creature to the tiny, hadrosaur-like lizard he had started off with. His grin widened, and he giggled slightly.
"This is so awesome. This must be how the Zerg Overmind felt about the Slothien!"
He danced a waddling, spinning dance on the cold tile floor, making a quiet pitter patter noise.
"Now, none shall stop the tremendous power I have released! Victory for Penguinska- er, the Orbital Coalition!
Ahem.
How do I open these chambers?"
"Success!"
He gazed up into the chamber. Floating within its viscous gel, hooked up to life support systems, was his greatest creation.
Its head, terminating in a great spike in the rear, was festooned in a horrifying array of sensory tendrils, and two piercing blue eyes. Its body was protected by a rough green carapace, glittering with slight iridescence. Its forelimbs terminated in scything claws, and its legs resembled some terrible combination of a kangaroo and a raptor.
"Kangaroo raptor... Kangaraptor! Perfect!"
Cobra-Co-Commander Two compared the creature to the tiny, hadrosaur-like lizard he had started off with. His grin widened, and he giggled slightly.
"This is so awesome. This must be how the Zerg Overmind felt about the Slothien!"
He danced a waddling, spinning dance on the cold tile floor, making a quiet pitter patter noise.
"Now, none shall stop the tremendous power I have released! Victory for Penguinska- er, the Orbital Coalition!
Ahem.
How do I open these chambers?"