Nintendo inspected the troops preparing to board the transports. Thousands and thousands of troops with experience from China, and equipped with the latest Japanese Solid Snake .42 bolt-action rifles and revolvers, plus backed by squad upon squad of Mini-Guns, were saluting him.
"Five divisions. 100,000 men. Do you think that will be enough, sir? Remember, the Indians have an enormous army of their own, numbering 30 divisions..."
"Defense, dear minister. Defense only. Remember that our troops will fight to the death, and besides, any invasion fleet from India will be sunk by our Kamikazes (Japanese submarines, the best in the world) and Fearnothings long before the reach Japanese land. We are not at war yet, anyway."
But it may not be long. And if the Indians did decide to get hostile on their hinies, they would be incurring the full wrath of the four members of the new alliance. That would mean armies totalling 75 divisions ready to be thrown into the fray. India was dead meat unless they thought something up, fast. Their allies in the Toulon pact would not back them up in this war, would they?
To the rest of the Alliance
How about we call it the Northern Allied Territorial Organisation, or NATO for short?
To the very generous PM Sanford of the just British
I will gladly accept your proposal to split the proceeds, provided you can stand parting with your money?
To Alexander of Greece
Medical supplies it is. Name your poison

(pun intended), and we'll see if we can have it sent to you. in the meantime, we may be able to send you some doctor, who have been trained in the best medical schools in England to help you with setting up initially. How's that sound?