Canada. Canada never changes.
Firstly there was the French, who invaded so many years ago, but they failed and surrendered to the natives. This was before the British came and blew the crap out of Canada with some muskets and . Until the Glorious Manx Revolution, all the British left except they left their muskets in Newfoundland so they invaded Canada because all they had left was spears, and, igloos, and, fish.
Then Newfoundland ruled for a while in unity and peace and , but Canada was still a wartorn coldhole, I dunno how that works I'm not a Historiologist or anything. Anyway, then the Elves came from not-space and were all elfy and stuff so they fought with bows and and that was better than Newfoundland muskets because everyone knows that muskets are worse than elf bows, and, magic, and,,, . So yeah then they were at a stalemate because all the breads went stale for a bit.
But then Blackjackandhookesristan got pissed because remove elves spaceelves strong. So lazers and so Canada got roasted like turkey on thanksgiving but we don't have thanksgiving I dunno I'm not an Americanologist. And then American-Jihads invaded with their Osama Bin Laden tanks, and you can't hit Osama Bin Laden tanks with lasers can you?
So now we Canadians are sick of this or something I dunno I'm not a Wearesickofshitologist. Anyway, we're forming then Canadian United Liberty Team to liberate Canada and . ALL HAIL THE ANCIENT ONES!!!
ooc: now i'm an ngo too because powergaming lol. Also my history isn't wrong, I'm older, more of a nezzer and a better Historiologist than you so neh.