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There is no Otaku but Crezth and FC is His Prophetess. And with those words did begin the Neo-Crezthitarian Crusades.
 
"Oh god, the 'Iotian' Republic these tourist came from conquered all of Europe!"
"Ok."
"Well, for us, at the least."
"Ok."

The IOT 'public took over Europe, since that is the 'latinland', and not India South America.
 
Roger is Nuktuk. He doesn't have time for your silly games. *NUKTUK SAVE US* He needs to save the world from Unalaq's icy ambitions.
 
To: Southern Water Tribe
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade? NAP? Defense Pact?
 
The Scientists disproved the Italians and took Argentina.

It was good.

#YOPO (You're only Pope once)
 
The Italians excommissioned the Scientists due to Science Pope, and took Argentina back.

It was ok.

#WHPF (We Have Popes Forever)
 
To Me
From Me

Don't you dare join this game.

To Me
From Me

**** YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

To Me
From Me

Don't be a scrub, this game is just railroading spam.

To Me
From Me

But that's the perfect excuse to screw around!

To Me
From Me

You sick, twisted child.

Joining as Sam's Twisted Mind and the Republic of Rome

Sam's Twisted Mind infects the Cthulhu priests.
The Republic of Rome starts training 2 legions.
 
The Scientits disprove Science. There was much rejoicing, and while the Italians feast the Scientists slaughter them.

#99ProblemsButAPopeAin'tOne
 
"Hey, guess what!"
"Ok."
"...You give up?"
"Ok."
"Well, since science was disproved by the Scientists, they disappeared!"
"Ok."
"Good to know you do not mind the loss of all logic itself..."
"Ok."

Can't have Scientists without science, friend.
 
To Cape Breton Island
give us your polar bears please
:goodjob:



Greenland, Iceland and Jan Mayen are officially under control of the Polar bear elves.

Joining as the Empire of Polar Bear Elves.
 
Moderator Action: Iggy, your poor contributions and use of the semicolon necessitates that I ban you from continuing as a player in this NES. Please pick up your marbles and go home.
 
Close your gates, fortify your walls and hide your wives, because the Golden Horde is coming. Just to warn you, we are many, we are on horseback and we have bows. And many, many arrows. While you are reading this, our invasion has begun in Ireland.

No! Ireland is rightful Manx territory! Even though it was occupied by one billion different nations before you conquered it, we demand that you give it back...

Actually, no I surrender I will become your Vassal now but I am still relevant country.
 
Who needs science when the little men on everyone's shoulders can tell us how the world works? #hashtag #winning #whoneedssciencewhenihaveinsanity
 
The IPRSD annexed Canada
 
The IPRSD annexed Canada

Canada. Canada never changes.

Firstly there was the French, who invaded so many years ago, but they failed and surrendered to the natives. This was before the British came and blew the crap out of Canada with some muskets and . Until the Glorious Manx Revolution, all the British left except they left their muskets in Newfoundland so they invaded Canada because all they had left was spears, and, igloos, and, fish.

Then Newfoundland ruled for a while in unity and peace and , but Canada was still a wartorn coldhole, I dunno how that works I'm not a Historiologist or anything. Anyway, then the Elves came from not-space and were all elfy and stuff so they fought with bows and and that was better than Newfoundland muskets because everyone knows that muskets are worse than elf bows, and, magic, and,,, . So yeah then they were at a stalemate because all the breads went stale for a bit.

But then Blackjackandhookesristan got pissed because remove elves spaceelves strong. So lazers and so Canada got roasted like turkey on thanksgiving but we don't have thanksgiving I dunno I'm not an Americanologist. And then American-Jihads invaded with their Osama Bin Laden tanks, and you can't hit Osama Bin Laden tanks with lasers can you?

So now we Canadians are sick of this or something I dunno I'm not a Wearesickofshitologist. Anyway, we're forming then Canadian United Liberty Team to liberate Canada and . ALL HAIL THE ANCIENT ONES!!!

ooc: now i'm an ngo too because powergaming lol. Also my history isn't wrong, I'm older, more of a nezzer and a better Historiologist than you so neh.
 
"Hey, heard of the newest argument over who going to take Canada?"
"Ok."
"Ah, I see... You're busy building the Leaning Tower of India, am I right?"
"Ok."
"Well, I will see you later friend!"
"Ok."
 
Canada is Polish, you FEWLS. How do you not see this? The only way you MERE HUMANS can prove yourselves to us ancient demon semi-merfolk is by beating us in a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME TOURNAMENT held on LAVADOOM VOLCANO MAGMA ISLAND.
 
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