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The Great Constitutional Corporate Autocracy of Theocratic Fundementalist Communist Peoples of Indonesia laughs at IOT's nuclear tanks! If they are as small as atoms, they're worthless!
 
They saw the guns, but they had no bullets. Missandelle did not understand what was happening.

"What was happening?"

"The Elves have begun to take our land, too."

"But don't they know that Canada cannot hold?"

"We have only one choice.

OIC: Secret:

Spoiler orders :
With my extra economy I want a new aircaft carrier. Attack the Newfunds in the channel with our warplanes. Since we're low on bullets, use bombs instead. Sink all the ships.

To: Republic of X
From: The rightful place

Stop the civil war we need to units!
 
I will fight with nano robots, is best strategy. My nano robots kill everyone but especially Missandelle. Now that I have won the war the Republic of X will become the Hellenistic Imperium of Super Greece. Cyborg robot Justinian Prime is emperor. We will kill all the Turks because it is Thanksgiving.
 
The Great Constitutional Corporate Autocracy of Theocratic Fundementalist Communist Peoples of Indonesia want tarde with Hellenistic Imperium of Super Greece.
 
No, it is you who are puppet of the Hellenistic Imperium of Super Greece. I declare war on all of you and Robert Downey Jr. is my president. Wacky, zany leader stories!
 
The Premier of Newfoundland surveyed the fleet through his thick-rimmed glasses. It was a ramshackle array of fishing ships, armed with what little armament they could find. It was the last gasp of the last holdout of the civilized world.

Lieutenant Williams approached the Premier.

"Joseph."

"Formality please."

The Lieutenant cleared his throat.

"Premier Smallwood."

The Premier nodded his acknowledgement.

"D'you suppose they'll make it?"

Joseph Smallwood gave a thousand yard stare into the foggy horizon. His eyes reflected a man who had stared into the end times, and lived. They showed an age of sorrow and loss. But his face, stern and hardened, showed a man steeled by his fear. He knew what the world had lost. But he knew what had to be done to restore it as well. It was that hope, that distant glimmer, which drew men to him. It was that hope that had preserved Newfoundland.

After It had happened.

"Premier? The ships, the mission. Do you reckon they'll make it?"

"Well, there's not much sense planning for if they don't make it. If they fail, there's no way to stop It from happening."

"Quite true sir. And what of us, and the rest of us caught on the island?"

"We'll hold out to the last."

"Will we be able to delay It?"

"I don't know."

The two men stared as the fleet departed into the thick mists of the North Atlantic. The last gasp of Newfoundland faded from sight.
 
The Great Constitutional Corporate Autocracy of Theocratic Fundementalist Communist Peoples of Indonesia offers Newfoundland Government in Exile.

EDIT: OMG BEST UPDATE EVAH.
 
To: Barrack Hussein Obama, the Islamic Shock, Caliph of Allahabadjihadistan
From: the Republic of Y


We eclair crusade on yuo cuz yuo r not the catholics.
 
Moderator Action: tl,dr: spam thread. Closed.
 
Upon further consultation with my advisors and in an effort to promote creativity, I've reopened the thread to see where it might lead. :)
 
OIC: NEVER GONNA HOLD ME DOWN. Yay having Bird as a mod!

It had been a long journey, but Louisbourg flew high and proud in the face of the wind. It whipped off the North Atlantic, and gave the land much wood, for the mists and spray dominate this land as they have no other in time. This was their kingdom, this was their people.

The war had begun almost a year before, but still they came. The last gasp of Newfoundland was but one after many, and they had to fight it still.

Mellissandei watched the bombers fly from the base. They were J9-34 XZs, the last of their kind, a magnificent monoplane with five jet turbines, ramjets, and bombs. They could fly at Mach 7, and they had an effective range of thousands of miles. Their payload was exactly 465.3 megatons, which would be more than enough to destroy the Newfoundlander fleet.

They were not loaded.

They were barely fueled.

This was what the world had come to.

With a gasp, Mallisandrei watched the bombers dive at the enemy fleet. They plunged into the decks of the ships, but they had so little fuel that they didn't even blow up.

Instead, the ships blew up.

Boom, boom, boom. Shakalaka.

What did they do now? Mellisandei squinted her eyes, but she could barely see through the smoke and mist and fog. With a gasp, she realized there were no more warplanes.

No more planes.

But there were.

Ships...

The Newfoundlai could not stop now even if they wanted to. They had run out of fuel too, and therefore they would be carried by inertia into the face. Of the cliffs.

"Well," he said, "This is it."

Then a bullet came. The last bullet they would see for months.

"What?" he said, and died.

Missandei screamed.

"NO!" She screamed.

Why were they doing th
 
Captain Brian Tobin stood stoically at the helm of his ship. The rocky shores of Cape Breton loomed ahead. The airfleet of the Capefolk was spent. At long last, the long divagation had come to its completion.

"Whaddy'at Tom m'bye?"

First mate Tom Rideout gave a grave glance to his captain.

"The system's in place, we have enough vessels remaining to bring our mission to fruition."

"G'news m'trout."

"Indeed. To I have your permission to proceed?"

"Ye knows y'self whayegadda d'bye!"

Rideout nodded, and turned on the radio.

"Fleet, assemble into the ready formation. Prepare the magnetic locks, and secure all loose materials."

The fishing cranes of the small fleet extended. Ropes and chains were cast between the ships as the whole group began to raft together. Rideout whispered a prayer. It was an empty phrase- few still truly held to their faith.

Not after It happened.

With a sudden mechanical roar, mechanisms and new attachments lurched out of the ships bulkheads, locking into one another in an intricate pattern. Servos spun up as the machinery began to conduct an elabourate dance. Hull plates detached and shifted as the huge mass of transmogrifying ships began to assume their new form. Lightning struck the darkening seas as a giant mech completed its autoassembly, and rose to an upright position.

Rideout, now located near the head of the mechanical warrior, activated his radio once more.

"The Last Gasp of Newfoundland, the NV Pogey-Hog, is now active."

Captain Tobin put on a wide grin as he settled down into the control chair, his arms reaching out to hold two huge metal joysticks.

"Now dat's wicked alt'gedder my son."
 
The Scientists established in Antarctica.

The Scientists disprove losing.

They then conquer the Falklands, because #hashtag.
 
I claim Empire of Manx, capital in Manx and controls all the unclaimed land.
 
The Great Constitutional Corporate Autocracy of Theocratic Fundementalist Communist Peoples of Indonesia claims all land so Empire of Manx has no lands haha stupid claims gtfo scrub.

WE are willing to make the Empire of Manx our subsidy-client-vassal-cultist-satellite state and grant them landz.

The President CEO Prime Minister Dictator Grand Ayatollah Pope First Comrade Haxxor applauds lika boss.
 
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