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Hellenic Republic of Poland is here. We would like trade

To: Dominion of Newfoundland
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: The Great Constitutional Corporate Autocracy of Theocratic Fundementalist Communist Peoples of Indonesia
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: Cape Breton Island
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: the Republic of X
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: the Kingdom of Y
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: Republic of Z
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: Empire of Manx
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: Separatist Despotism of Coastal Georgia and North Florida
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: Islamic People's Republic of San Diego
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: chechnya
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade? Also defense pact becuz we both hate Russians.

Plz respond.

Plz.

To: The Democratic Republic of the Greater Lesser Antilles
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: republic.exe
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Trade?

To: Hellenistic Imperium of Super Greece
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


U r wrong we are true 37th rome go away troll. We declare war.

ooc: powergaming omg

Orders (top secret don't look)

Invade fake Hellenes with Winged Hussar Phalanx SuperCavalry and invade Russia and make great Polish Empire like had during commonweath. Then have coup against government to make me a monarchy and then make universal health care and then make pope crown me holy roman empire and then kill more russians and then conquer china and make great polish colony. Then have revolution and go back republic and conquer india and conquer africa and then have coup and make monarch again and then invent nuclear bomb and then bomb russians. and then kill uganda president with best polish asassssins.

No trade for the indre? :(

AND CREZTH WHY IS THE INDRE NOT ON THE MAP

Moderator Action: Iggy, your poor contributions and use of the semicolon necessitates that I ban you from continuing as a player in this NES. Please pick up your marbles and go home.

best forum moderation 147 BC like if agree comment if your wrong
 
update 39
indre hit by meteor, never existed
 
To: indre
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


We're sorry, we forgot you existed. But now since you actually don't exist, we can lend you 2 EP to help you rebuild.

To: chechnya
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


Plz respond bby.
 
update 40
 
the bad driving mecha duckboat of doom with red sox wades ashore and decides to go over and hold a boston tea party

in boston

england
 
IOT attacks Poland. We demand you surrender and concede trade agreement.
 
the bad driving mecha duckboat of doom with red sox wades ashore and decides to go over and hold a boston tea party

in boston

england

Roma sends support to its Bostonian friends, and hopes that we can continue with happy relations.

Sam's Twisted Mind summons Hastur for the hell of it.
 
stats pls
 
lol stats r 4 n00bs. 1337 player need no stat.

IOT nukes nuka.
 
Canada is Polish, you FEWLS. How do you not see this? The only way you MERE HUMANS can prove yourselves to us ancient demon semi-merfolk is by beating us in a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME TOURNAMENT held on LAVADOOM VOLCANO MAGMA ISLAND.

C.U.L.T will send our most 1337 card player to DUEL with your demons. Winner gets Canada, loser gets sent to the SHADOW REALM.
 
C.U.L.T will send our most 1337 card player to DUEL with your demons. Winner gets Canada, loser gets sent to the SHADOW REALM.

Boston makes a mid-year holiday to mark this momentous occasion.

Then everyone realizes it is just an excuse to skip work and get drunk.

Much rejoicing then occurred.
 
update 39
indre hit by meteor, never existed

:(

To: indre
From: Hellenic Republic of Poland


We're sorry, we forgot you existed. But now since you actually don't exist, we can lend you 2 EP to help you rebuild.

Poland is greatest nation for recognizing indre!

Thank you. We now develop industries. Sell you plastic gadgets.
 
Clickclickclickclickclickclick, clickclickclick, clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.
Click, clickclick, clickclickclickclickclick. Clickclickclick. CLICKCLICKCLICK CLICK, CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK! Clickclickclickclick, clickclickclick.
Click?
 
wow chechnya is mad. chechnya quits earth

Now that Chechnya is a Space Nation, we (the nation of Blackjackandhookeristan) and the OP Space-Fairing Aliens (Because powergaming lol) propose that the three of us form the Space Peoples' Alliance of Terror (SPAT). Up with our enemies! As in, we will blast them away so much that they'll leave the planet. Wait, but then they'd be space nations. Hmm...gotta think of those slogans.
 
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