Iggy and Thlayli Eat Stuff: Thlayli's Journal
Day 1
Silly Iggy and his low-tech camping. Hunting is always better when done via silent attack helicopter. It might have been the heavily armed, death-bringing aircraft, but for some strange reason we didn't spot any life forms above the water level of the vast, blue-green Lemunesian Ocean.
Finally, we approached a rocky island with a small fern jungle. Startled by the sound of the rotors, a huge flock of Island Dawnfires whizzed out of the underbrush, screeching bloody murder as they elegantly glided out across the ocean. One guided missile later, we gathered up the remnants of the Dawnfires and pitched camp on the island. The portable moat was a nice touch.
Venturing out onto the rock-strewn beaches at sunset with only my brains, a portable radio, and a simple laser harpoon, I searched for some edible biomass to augment the "cajun blackened" Dawnfires we had collected.
Hiding behind a rock, I observed a few Jubblerus Fruituses congregating around an isolated Novo-Tranel. They were nimble little buggers, but I managed to get one in the scope. The laser harpoon neatly punctured the chitin of the Jubblerus, while its companions buzzed away, terrified.
We were taken by surprise when a SkullScraper lept out of a crevice, bashing some poor otter equipment carrier who had to be boosted back to Orbital Command. Generally these vegetarian creatures are only aggressive when threatened, but I wasn't willing to take any chances. I rounded out the Fruitus and SkullScraper with some fruits taken from the Novo-Tranel, and a handful of Sprouty Ferns, which looked fairly edible.
Walking back to camp, I figured that it was about time to check on Iggy's expedition. I turned on the radio.
"Despite the tragic death of our noble leader Stalin, we welcome the rise of his successor von Dunkelheit to steward Germany into a glorious new..."
Changed the channel.
"Brilliant Federate Victories in the Persian War! The Second Battle of Basra ends with a crushing..."
Harpooned the radio. Note to self: Have a word with the technicians that calibrate the multiverse radios.
Back at camp, we prepared our first Delta Panzerus meal. I was a little nervous about the SkullScraper, and my fears were confirmed, as the meat was largely stringy and tasteless. But as a strange side effect, the unsaturated oil and acidic compounds produced by its skin had a perfect consistency for salad dressing.
Mixing the oil with some chopped Sprouty Ferns resulted in a nice salad. It seems that the Fern is separated into dark green, tougher leaves near the base of the plant used for protection, and newer, light green ones near the top that were much more tender.
Chopping up the Novo-Tranel fruits into cubes, we skewered and roasted them with the Dawnfire chunks. The Dawnfire meat has a rich, pheasant-like taste, while the fruit was tangy, but with a bread-like consistency. Interesting, and very filling.
Last, we tried boiling the Jubblers, which was apparently a good idea, as the shell popped right off. After removing the extremities and the entrails, the meat of the ventral area was quite tender. It had the texture of lobster tail, but tasted more like lamb. Interesting.
Hopefully I won't get food-poisoning from all this. Tomorrow, we fish!
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Crimson Slasheel: Thlayli
Evolved from: Azure Serpenteel
Genes (14): Swimming x2, Vibration Sense x2, Eyes x1, Pressure Resistance x1, Cold Resistance x1, Smelling x1, Flesh Eating x2, Scales x1, Razor Scales x1, Strength x2
Description: A rare mutation in a group of Serpenteels caused the evolution of the Slasheel, an incredibly vicious upper-ocean creature that carved a bloody path in its quest to become the top mid-range predator. When the Slasheel senses prey, hormone production causes its scales to flare out and harden into razor-sharp points, while another layer of complex muscles allowed it to become longer than ever before. Prey are given no mercy: They are strangled and ripped to shreds by the razor scales, as the spilling of blood only increases the Slasheel's fury.
Genes added: Strength (Muscular system), Flesh Eating, Razor Scales
Genes removed: Eating Dead Things x2
OOC: I see the Slasheel and the Serpenteel occupying very different niches, so hopefully I can branch them in the future.