Nesopolis
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Mayor Iggy and several of his supporters were camped out several hundred feet beneath the NAO tower.
Iggy stifled a yawn.
“What time is it?” asked one of the Greenville residents.
“6:30 AM. Why?”
“Oh, just- What the hell is that?”
The group looked up to see a massive ship with a mutilated penguin emblazoned on the side.
“Poachers! It’s the Poachers’ Union! More extradimensionals.”
“Weren’t those fighters the ones we saw when the ship crashed in the first place?”
“Apparently, they’re finishing what they started a few months ago.”
With a thundering crash, something hit the ground. And another.
“Bombardment!”
The besiegers began to flee haphazardly as searing hot blasts exploded behind them.
Ducking down behind an overturned dozer, they regrouped.
“Are they still there?”
“Yes… and I don’t believe it. That tower’s still standing.”
“What the hell is that?” asked the same Greenvilleian, pointing up again.
A giant robot descended down upon the tower. It landed, straightened, and began to attack. Metal discs burst from it, and smashed into the side of the tower. Cracks began to form. More discs struck it. A large area in the center of the tower burst apart, sending rubble cascading down. In a way that seemed impossibly slow, the tower began to lean. Towards the besiegers.
“Run!”
A chunk of rubble smashed down into the overturned dozer a second later, crushing it. A scream was cut short. Burning debris started to fall. Iggy looked around to see the tower crash into the ground. And start rolling.
With a terrified shout, he sprinted away from it. But he didn’t see the protruding rock. He hit the ground and rolled over, to see it descend upon him…
Iggy would later open his eyes to see that due to the tower’s irregular shape, it had simply rolled over him. The rest of the besiegers got away, although the dozers were crushed. Thlayli was found knocked unconscious (and remains in that state to this day) and brought to the hospital in Allijae.
The Poachers, apparently satisfied, recalled their robot and left.
The remnants of the NAO tower were salvaged by Epstonian industrialists.
The siege against the other breakaway state of Bordo Ovest was called off due to a lack of equipment.
All around Nesopolis, cities are flourishing. Blackbanana is possibly the single most industrially powerful cities, and indisputably the most polluted. Klerikstan is thriving as an industrially powerful port. Logan remains prosperous and developed, while New Las Vegas (recently established) has already developed a strong tradition of moral laxity.
Allijae is still lightly polluted and prospering, though it has run out of space, boxed in by Port-au-Julien (which is also developing commercially) and Luckytoningfieldville City, who is quickly advancing in terms of population.
Nikosia has built a lighthouse, and developed every square inch of its two islands. A bridge was built with Stalintopia, though many Nikosians are untrusting of their landlubber nighbours.
Stalintopia has been developing powerful in many ways. And all of this power is concentrated in one man, Comrade Stalin himself. The systems that the city run by are brutal, but few can doubt their efficiency.
Kallipolis has gotten past the planning phase and is now developing. Trying to stimulate development, a secondary community was built across the river, to form some staged competition. This plan has worked quite well.
Bordo Ovest and Epstonia are both growing industrially, and the former recently declared independence. It had the good luck of not having extradimensional enemies or powerful local enemies, and has thus developed peacefully.
Farowville grows in all sectors, and nothing of much note takes place. Farow continues to search for loaches, though his advisors suggest that he just go to the local pet shop.
Neo Highlandcow and Renograd are both founded, though the former is prospering somewhat more. The Celtonians, though they are against it, find themselves becoming more interwined with ‘technology’ and industry in neighbouring cities.
In the center of the city, Greenville is clearly one of the more developed cities, with a school, numerous services, and a growing business district. Its neighbour Chipton is more laid-back, and may pay for its relative inaction in the future.
All throughout the region, people are beginning to expect more from their rulers. They want health, education, and some semblance of legal order. A few cities already provide that, but many more do not.
Mayor Iggy and several of his supporters were camped out several hundred feet beneath the NAO tower.
Iggy stifled a yawn.
“What time is it?” asked one of the Greenville residents.
“6:30 AM. Why?”
“Oh, just- What the hell is that?”
The group looked up to see a massive ship with a mutilated penguin emblazoned on the side.
“Poachers! It’s the Poachers’ Union! More extradimensionals.”
“Weren’t those fighters the ones we saw when the ship crashed in the first place?”
“Apparently, they’re finishing what they started a few months ago.”
With a thundering crash, something hit the ground. And another.
“Bombardment!”
The besiegers began to flee haphazardly as searing hot blasts exploded behind them.
Ducking down behind an overturned dozer, they regrouped.
“Are they still there?”
“Yes… and I don’t believe it. That tower’s still standing.”
“What the hell is that?” asked the same Greenvilleian, pointing up again.
A giant robot descended down upon the tower. It landed, straightened, and began to attack. Metal discs burst from it, and smashed into the side of the tower. Cracks began to form. More discs struck it. A large area in the center of the tower burst apart, sending rubble cascading down. In a way that seemed impossibly slow, the tower began to lean. Towards the besiegers.
“Run!”
A chunk of rubble smashed down into the overturned dozer a second later, crushing it. A scream was cut short. Burning debris started to fall. Iggy looked around to see the tower crash into the ground. And start rolling.
With a terrified shout, he sprinted away from it. But he didn’t see the protruding rock. He hit the ground and rolled over, to see it descend upon him…
Iggy would later open his eyes to see that due to the tower’s irregular shape, it had simply rolled over him. The rest of the besiegers got away, although the dozers were crushed. Thlayli was found knocked unconscious (and remains in that state to this day) and brought to the hospital in Allijae.
The Poachers, apparently satisfied, recalled their robot and left.
The remnants of the NAO tower were salvaged by Epstonian industrialists.
The siege against the other breakaway state of Bordo Ovest was called off due to a lack of equipment.
All around Nesopolis, cities are flourishing. Blackbanana is possibly the single most industrially powerful cities, and indisputably the most polluted. Klerikstan is thriving as an industrially powerful port. Logan remains prosperous and developed, while New Las Vegas (recently established) has already developed a strong tradition of moral laxity.
Allijae is still lightly polluted and prospering, though it has run out of space, boxed in by Port-au-Julien (which is also developing commercially) and Luckytoningfieldville City, who is quickly advancing in terms of population.
Nikosia has built a lighthouse, and developed every square inch of its two islands. A bridge was built with Stalintopia, though many Nikosians are untrusting of their landlubber nighbours.
Stalintopia has been developing powerful in many ways. And all of this power is concentrated in one man, Comrade Stalin himself. The systems that the city run by are brutal, but few can doubt their efficiency.
Kallipolis has gotten past the planning phase and is now developing. Trying to stimulate development, a secondary community was built across the river, to form some staged competition. This plan has worked quite well.
Bordo Ovest and Epstonia are both growing industrially, and the former recently declared independence. It had the good luck of not having extradimensional enemies or powerful local enemies, and has thus developed peacefully.
Farowville grows in all sectors, and nothing of much note takes place. Farow continues to search for loaches, though his advisors suggest that he just go to the local pet shop.
Neo Highlandcow and Renograd are both founded, though the former is prospering somewhat more. The Celtonians, though they are against it, find themselves becoming more interwined with ‘technology’ and industry in neighbouring cities.
In the center of the city, Greenville is clearly one of the more developed cities, with a school, numerous services, and a growing business district. Its neighbour Chipton is more laid-back, and may pay for its relative inaction in the future.
All throughout the region, people are beginning to expect more from their rulers. They want health, education, and some semblance of legal order. A few cities already provide that, but many more do not.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
Sweet, Close up of Luckyingtonfieldville City please.
Orders for next update = Do stuff to make it safe and happy. Haven't played simcity in a while.
Orders for next update = Do stuff to make it safe and happy. Haven't played simcity in a while.
~Darkening~
Weep, Mother.
Hehe. Close-up requested. Something diplomatic soon.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
I would like a close up too please.
North King
blech
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...Can you please hook up power to the ferry? 
Sheep
Orange Shrooms!
To Chipton
From Greenville
We propose that we form a Union to better bring more services to our communities.
Close up please.
From Greenville
We propose that we form a Union to better bring more services to our communities.
Close up please.
I too would like a close up. And where is that lighthouse? It's so small I can't see it. 
Orders: *SECRET*
Build a bridge over to the eastern peninsula, and wrest control over the outer parts from Kallipolis.
Orders: *SECRET*
Build a bridge over to the eastern peninsula, and wrest control over the outer parts from Kallipolis.
Xtream_Rockstar
THE D IS BACK
Some more orders
We will need more power so that way our city can run its neon lights effectively
We will also need a water pump to get water into our thirsty city
We will need more power so that way our city can run its neon lights effectively
We will also need a water pump to get water into our thirsty city
Xtream_Rockstar
THE D IS BACK
To klerikstan
Logan
renograd
From New Las Vegas
We would like to connect our cities to gether so that all the people can gamble at the casino
Logan
renograd
From New Las Vegas
We would like to connect our cities to gether so that all the people can gamble at the casino
Kozmos
Jew Detective
At Kozmos's workplace Bijeli runs in, exhausted but persistent in his mission....
Bijeli: Hey, you gotta help me man. I have to stop him.
Doug: Woah slow down there buddy. Stop who?
Bijeli: Tall guy works around here, a bit crazy.
Doug: Oh you mean Kozmos, the self proclaimed King of all Universe?
Bijeli: Yes him!
Doug: He came to work, checked something on the computer and requested a day off.
Bijeli: I am too late. He's probably buying the game already.
Doug: What game?
Bijeli: Duke Nukem Forever.
Doug: So what's the big deal?
Bijeli: You dont understand...
*FLASHBACK*
Kozmos: How much longer till Black and White 2 is released? Why Molyneux torments me so!!??
Bijeli: Jeez relax. There are plenty of other games coming out, MGS 3, Elder Scrolls 4, Duke Nukem Forever.
Kozmos: RAAAARGH! Duke Nukem Forever? I've been waiting for that game like forever. If they release this game, I'll buy it out of spite. I wont care how bad it is. I might not play it at all. But spite is very important to me.
*END FLASHBACK*
Dough: Oh...
Bijeli: Yes...
Meanwhile at a recently built Wal-Mart...
Kozmos: *walks over to a Wal-Mart employee* Open the game shelf for me please,... DAMNIT! I WANT THAT *points at the DNF game case*
Employee: Uhm yes sir. That'll be $59.99.
Kozmos: Okay, here's a 100...*slams 100 down on the counter* DAMNIT MOTHER ****ER! THE RAGE WITHIN MEEEE!
Employee: 0_0 Lemme just get the change.
Kozmos picks up the game and tears off the wrapping, then takes it out of the box and begins to chew on it. Spit, foam, & blood drip from his mouth as he devours the CD with cold, emotionless eyes staring straight ahead.
Employee: Sir. Sir, this is a Wal-Mart. You're scaring the children.
Kozmos: I HAVE WALKED THE ENDLESS HALLS OF PURGATORY FOR THRICE A CENTURY! BARING ENDLESS TORTURE AND PAIN IN MY SEARCH FOR THE ONE THING THAT CAN CURE THE THIRST FOR HATE THAT LIVES WITHIN MY TWISTED SOUL! I FEAST ON MY ENEMY THIS DAY, FOR TOMORROW I WILL BE SELECTED! SELECTED BY PUTRID DIVINITY! BANISHED TO HELL, WHERE I WILL SPEND ETERNITY BURNING IN SATAN'S HORRIBLE FIRES, AS THE GROUND BELOW ME BURNS AND SHAKES LIKE A NAUTICAL SEA CAPTAIN SAILING STORMY WATERS. THERE I WILL FACE THE BLUE BEAST HIMSELF! THE DEMON WITH THREE MOUTHS! I, AND ALL THE OTHER PATHETIC THRALLS OF HADES WITH THUS BE DEVOURED BY THE BEAST'S GARGANTUAN MOUTHS!
BUT OUR SOULS NEVER DIE! CURSED TO DIE A MILLION DEATHS UNTIL THE END OF TIMES! DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! WE WILL WALK THE BATTLEFIELDS OF HELL, AND SUFFER PAIN EQUIVALENT TO OUR WRETCHED LIVES TO ATONE FOR OR MORTAL SINS TO APPEASE OUR DARK RULER! THERE FOUL DEMON BIRDS WILL DESCEND UPON US AND BEGIN TO RIP OUR FLESH FROM THE BONE WITH THEIR LARGE TALONS! THE SLOW AND UNLUCKY WILL FALL, AND THE BIRDS WILL EAT THEIR EYES FROM THE SKULL ALIVE! THE STRONG WILL ESCAPE, BUT THE FIELDS OF HELL ARE NEVER ENDING! EACH TRIAL SPAWNS YET ANOTHER! FAR WORSE THEN THE ONE BEFORE!
WE WILL JOURNEY UNTIL WE ARE ALL DEAD! THEN, BE REBORN OUT OF THE VERY ANUS OF STAN HIMSELF, AND PLACED BACK IN THE PLAGUED FIELDS! FORCED TO WANDER THE KILLING GROUNDS UNTIL OUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN BY THE HOLY ONE! THE LORD, OUR GOD! BUT GOD SHIELDS HIS EYES FROM WE DOOMED RODENTS! WE, THE DAMNED!
Employee: Sir. If you have a complaint, you have to get in line at at the customer services department.
Kozmos: Oh terribly sorry. *stands in line*
Bijeli: Hey, you gotta help me man. I have to stop him.
Doug: Woah slow down there buddy. Stop who?
Bijeli: Tall guy works around here, a bit crazy.
Doug: Oh you mean Kozmos, the self proclaimed King of all Universe?
Bijeli: Yes him!
Doug: He came to work, checked something on the computer and requested a day off.
Bijeli: I am too late. He's probably buying the game already.
Doug: What game?
Bijeli: Duke Nukem Forever.
Doug: So what's the big deal?
Bijeli: You dont understand...
*FLASHBACK*
Kozmos: How much longer till Black and White 2 is released? Why Molyneux torments me so!!??
Bijeli: Jeez relax. There are plenty of other games coming out, MGS 3, Elder Scrolls 4, Duke Nukem Forever.
Kozmos: RAAAARGH! Duke Nukem Forever? I've been waiting for that game like forever. If they release this game, I'll buy it out of spite. I wont care how bad it is. I might not play it at all. But spite is very important to me.
*END FLASHBACK*
Dough: Oh...
Bijeli: Yes...
Meanwhile at a recently built Wal-Mart...
Kozmos: *walks over to a Wal-Mart employee* Open the game shelf for me please,... DAMNIT! I WANT THAT *points at the DNF game case*
Employee: Uhm yes sir. That'll be $59.99.
Kozmos: Okay, here's a 100...*slams 100 down on the counter* DAMNIT MOTHER ****ER! THE RAGE WITHIN MEEEE!
Employee: 0_0 Lemme just get the change.
Kozmos picks up the game and tears off the wrapping, then takes it out of the box and begins to chew on it. Spit, foam, & blood drip from his mouth as he devours the CD with cold, emotionless eyes staring straight ahead.
Employee: Sir. Sir, this is a Wal-Mart. You're scaring the children.
Kozmos: I HAVE WALKED THE ENDLESS HALLS OF PURGATORY FOR THRICE A CENTURY! BARING ENDLESS TORTURE AND PAIN IN MY SEARCH FOR THE ONE THING THAT CAN CURE THE THIRST FOR HATE THAT LIVES WITHIN MY TWISTED SOUL! I FEAST ON MY ENEMY THIS DAY, FOR TOMORROW I WILL BE SELECTED! SELECTED BY PUTRID DIVINITY! BANISHED TO HELL, WHERE I WILL SPEND ETERNITY BURNING IN SATAN'S HORRIBLE FIRES, AS THE GROUND BELOW ME BURNS AND SHAKES LIKE A NAUTICAL SEA CAPTAIN SAILING STORMY WATERS. THERE I WILL FACE THE BLUE BEAST HIMSELF! THE DEMON WITH THREE MOUTHS! I, AND ALL THE OTHER PATHETIC THRALLS OF HADES WITH THUS BE DEVOURED BY THE BEAST'S GARGANTUAN MOUTHS!
BUT OUR SOULS NEVER DIE! CURSED TO DIE A MILLION DEATHS UNTIL THE END OF TIMES! DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! WE WILL WALK THE BATTLEFIELDS OF HELL, AND SUFFER PAIN EQUIVALENT TO OUR WRETCHED LIVES TO ATONE FOR OR MORTAL SINS TO APPEASE OUR DARK RULER! THERE FOUL DEMON BIRDS WILL DESCEND UPON US AND BEGIN TO RIP OUR FLESH FROM THE BONE WITH THEIR LARGE TALONS! THE SLOW AND UNLUCKY WILL FALL, AND THE BIRDS WILL EAT THEIR EYES FROM THE SKULL ALIVE! THE STRONG WILL ESCAPE, BUT THE FIELDS OF HELL ARE NEVER ENDING! EACH TRIAL SPAWNS YET ANOTHER! FAR WORSE THEN THE ONE BEFORE!
WE WILL JOURNEY UNTIL WE ARE ALL DEAD! THEN, BE REBORN OUT OF THE VERY ANUS OF STAN HIMSELF, AND PLACED BACK IN THE PLAGUED FIELDS! FORCED TO WANDER THE KILLING GROUNDS UNTIL OUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN BY THE HOLY ONE! THE LORD, OUR GOD! BUT GOD SHIELDS HIS EYES FROM WE DOOMED RODENTS! WE, THE DAMNED!
Employee: Sir. If you have a complaint, you have to get in line at at the customer services department.
Kozmos: Oh terribly sorry. *stands in line*
Symphony D.
Deity
Decloak:
I formally petition for the role of Father Nature and for command of the disasters menu.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
Logan Elementary is now open for enrollment, as Mayor Zabriskie cuts the ribbon. There was loud cheering and people rushing towards the buffet and celebrating the day off to celebrate the opening of the school.
A man comes into our party escorted by our police, I got up and walked over to talk with him.
"Mayor Zabriskie, New Las Vegas wants to connect your city to theirs." The man said.
"Never, I refuse to even acknowledge that city. Starting now we have closed Logan's borders to New Las Vegas!!" I shouted so my citizens will hear what I have to say, it was met with more loud cheering.
After the party I went into my office to look at some papers, I saw that we had two extra police cars and decided to put them to use. I had them patrolling the borders with two other police cars. I mothballed 5 busses as I didnt need them right now.
To New Las Vegas
From Logan
We refuse to acknowledge that city and closed our borders to your citizens. Dont even think of stepping one toe in this city or you will lose that toe.
A man comes into our party escorted by our police, I got up and walked over to talk with him.
"Mayor Zabriskie, New Las Vegas wants to connect your city to theirs." The man said.
"Never, I refuse to even acknowledge that city. Starting now we have closed Logan's borders to New Las Vegas!!" I shouted so my citizens will hear what I have to say, it was met with more loud cheering.
After the party I went into my office to look at some papers, I saw that we had two extra police cars and decided to put them to use. I had them patrolling the borders with two other police cars. I mothballed 5 busses as I didnt need them right now.
To New Las Vegas
From Logan
We refuse to acknowledge that city and closed our borders to your citizens. Dont even think of stepping one toe in this city or you will lose that toe.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
Symphony D.
Deity
Decloak: Ordinarily, you would be right, but if I have the office, such will no longer be the case. 
Gee, I would love to have Symph in charge of the disasters menu. I can see it all clearly, the thunder building up a crescendo in counterpoint to the hurricane, and Godzilla plays the battery using windpower plants for drum sticks. Symphonic Destruction in deed.
Xtream_Rockstar
THE D IS BACK
In New las vegas Casino
A man comes rushing in to where the mayors privet hottub
Mayor: What is it Messanger
Messanger: the City of logan has rejected our open borders proposel and if we step into one foot of there borders they will cut off our Toes
Mayor: so you mean....
Messanger: yes we have CONSERVETIVE REPUBLICANs above us
Mayor: AGGGGG BUT ORIGANAL LAS VEGAS WAS ALL DEMOCRATES
Messanger: What do we do mayor
Mayor: we actavate the mighty morphin power democrates
* the mayor presses a shiny button and the Mighty morphin power rangers theme plays xcept this time the lyrics are different*
Anouncer dude: GO GO Power democrates GO GO Power democrates Go go power democrates mighty morphing power democrates
mayor: yes the democrates they shall help us
Messanger: uh mayor the power democrates are currently at a gay rights connvetion in San fransico
* at the connvetion *
Gay guy 1: OMG presdent bush is such a silly head
hillry clientin: OMG NO WAY GAY DAY YEY
All gay people: HOORAY
* back at the Casino *
Messanger: that scene was totaly random
Mayor: indeed what army do we have
Messanger: well we got Old Gamblers, strippers, Transvestite strippers, Drunks, Card dealers and a bunch of gangsters
Mayor: ahh yes this is the perfect army
Messanger:.....
A man comes rushing in to where the mayors privet hottub
Mayor: What is it Messanger
Messanger: the City of logan has rejected our open borders proposel and if we step into one foot of there borders they will cut off our Toes
Mayor: so you mean....
Messanger: yes we have CONSERVETIVE REPUBLICANs above us
Mayor: AGGGGG BUT ORIGANAL LAS VEGAS WAS ALL DEMOCRATES
Messanger: What do we do mayor
Mayor: we actavate the mighty morphin power democrates
* the mayor presses a shiny button and the Mighty morphin power rangers theme plays xcept this time the lyrics are different*
Anouncer dude: GO GO Power democrates GO GO Power democrates Go go power democrates mighty morphing power democrates
mayor: yes the democrates they shall help us
Messanger: uh mayor the power democrates are currently at a gay rights connvetion in San fransico
* at the connvetion *
Gay guy 1: OMG presdent bush is such a silly head
hillry clientin: OMG NO WAY GAY DAY YEY
All gay people: HOORAY
* back at the Casino *
Messanger: that scene was totaly random
Mayor: indeed what army do we have
Messanger: well we got Old Gamblers, strippers, Transvestite strippers, Drunks, Card dealers and a bunch of gangsters
Mayor: ahh yes this is the perfect army
Messanger:.....
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