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Amon Savag
The Great
The main drive to finish the templates starts now. I should get paid for the amount of work this NES will take to keep running. Donations are completely welcome 
Amon Savag
The Great
Would be most appreciated, Adrogans... Make sure it's one of those grandma's home-made types that everyone at work keeps begging you to bring in.
Amon Savag
The Great
Abaddon, please write yourself some sort of description for your lord, wife, and courtiers, pretty prease with molestation on top.
EDIT: This also goes for Churchill, Arian, The Loser, and Dreadnaught. OTherwise I will simply roll dice.
EDIT: This also goes for Churchill, Arian, The Loser, and Dreadnaught. OTherwise I will simply roll dice.
House of Tolosa-Lengadòc in French Toulouse-Languedoc [Masada]
Head of Household: Clemont-Ferrand Frédéric-Auvèrnhe
Language: Occitània in French Occitania
Knight Loyalty:80%
Peasant Loyalty:50%
Gold Economy:10
Treasury:30 gold
Homeland army:100(Short Sword/Leather)
Extra Equipment:
Ammunition:
Navy:
Family
Lady Aleonòr Valéry-Carcassone /22
François/6(L/C/N/I/P)
Valéry/4(L/C/N/I/P)
Marine/3
Courtiers
Lady Alaise Marine-Auch/32
Duc Constance du’ Auch /12
Comte-Chevalier Michaél Carcassone /20
Lady Mary Marine-Narbonne-Tolosa/15
Cities
City1:Tolosa (Toulouse) (Notable garbage)
Bibliography:
Comte Clemont-Ferrand Frédéric-Auvèrnhe, Duc of Tolosa, Lord of Lengadòc:
"leu sui Clemont qu'amas l'aura
E chatz le lebre ab lo bou
E nadi contra suberna"
Comte Frédéric-Auvèrnhe, a second son, inherited his father’s estate, only with the death of his elder brother of consumption. The Comte himself was ‘rescued’ from the Church mere moments before his took his vestments and swore his oath to the Church. The Church itself was happy to acquire a devout, well connected and friendly ruler in such a powerful seat. Well spoken, articulate, fluent in Latin, most spoken dialects of lenga d'òc, a respected scholar and author of a heliography with just a touch of the troubadour fire in him, he is immensely popular not just in ecclesiastical but secular circles as well. Originally fast tracked for high office in the Church he was the protégée first to the Bishop of Tolosa – his cousin – then to the Bishop of Beziers – the lordship itself being held by close family members – and then to the Cardinal – an uncle on his mothers side. With his exit from the Church he is still very much favoured by these good gentlemen, he is still treated as an insider when it comes to ecclesiastical affairs and his relationships with the ecclesiastical officers themselves are strong not just in his seat but in the whole of the South.
His popularity in secular circles was such that when only just newly freed he asked for the hand of Lady Aleonòr Valéry-Carcassone – his second cousin – and was granted it. His marriage was naturally overseen by his chief patron, the Cardinal, his uncle François and was attended by the largest crowd of southern nobility yet assembled who travelled from as far afield as Conserans and Boudreaux to witness the pomp and ceremony. He also used it to tie up his alliances, treaties and understandings with his kin in Carcassonne – chiefly by virtue of his lady wife – Cahors – chiefly by through late brother’s lady wife Alaise – Auch – through his mother – and Albi – through his father’s sister the current Lady of Albi. Interestingly enough it was as much a love match as a strategic move on the part of both parties. Lord Carcassone had decided against forbidding the marriage, reasoning correctly enough that it would have gone ahead anyway. In any case he was fond of his kinsman.
The Comte himself was handsome, of middling height, with dark straight hair, overly intense eyes and bowed legs – the product of to much time spent on horses. The stables he inherited were justly famous, for his grandfather, father and then brother had been fond of horses and with great care had built up the blood; casting their net far and wide for suitable bloodstock. In much the same way his predecessors had cast wide the net for horses, he cast wide the net for good people to stock his household with. He kept the Lady Alaise – his late brother’s wife – in comfort, who herself was an astute women and capable women and had a strong head for arithmetic. Of the Chevaliers he kept close, the Duc Constance du Auch was perhaps the most important. As he was his sister-in-laws brother and also the Duc of Auch – although he was too young yet to rule. In his stead his sister the Lady Alaise ruled. The young heir to Carcassone, Michaél, was also spending time studying in Tolosa with his elder relative the Count. He was also attempting partially successfully to woo the Counts niece – by his brother – Mary although only time would tell if that were to be successful.
Head of Household: Clemont-Ferrand Frédéric-Auvèrnhe
Language: Occitània in French Occitania
Knight Loyalty:80%
Peasant Loyalty:50%
Gold Economy:10
Treasury:30 gold
Homeland army:100(Short Sword/Leather)
Extra Equipment:
Ammunition:
Navy:
Family
Lady Aleonòr Valéry-Carcassone /22
François/6(L/C/N/I/P)
Valéry/4(L/C/N/I/P)
Marine/3
Courtiers
Lady Alaise Marine-Auch/32
Duc Constance du’ Auch /12
Comte-Chevalier Michaél Carcassone /20
Lady Mary Marine-Narbonne-Tolosa/15
Cities
City1:Tolosa (Toulouse) (Notable garbage)
Bibliography:
Comte Clemont-Ferrand Frédéric-Auvèrnhe, Duc of Tolosa, Lord of Lengadòc:
"leu sui Clemont qu'amas l'aura
E chatz le lebre ab lo bou
E nadi contra suberna"
Comte Frédéric-Auvèrnhe, a second son, inherited his father’s estate, only with the death of his elder brother of consumption. The Comte himself was ‘rescued’ from the Church mere moments before his took his vestments and swore his oath to the Church. The Church itself was happy to acquire a devout, well connected and friendly ruler in such a powerful seat. Well spoken, articulate, fluent in Latin, most spoken dialects of lenga d'òc, a respected scholar and author of a heliography with just a touch of the troubadour fire in him, he is immensely popular not just in ecclesiastical but secular circles as well. Originally fast tracked for high office in the Church he was the protégée first to the Bishop of Tolosa – his cousin – then to the Bishop of Beziers – the lordship itself being held by close family members – and then to the Cardinal – an uncle on his mothers side. With his exit from the Church he is still very much favoured by these good gentlemen, he is still treated as an insider when it comes to ecclesiastical affairs and his relationships with the ecclesiastical officers themselves are strong not just in his seat but in the whole of the South.
His popularity in secular circles was such that when only just newly freed he asked for the hand of Lady Aleonòr Valéry-Carcassone – his second cousin – and was granted it. His marriage was naturally overseen by his chief patron, the Cardinal, his uncle François and was attended by the largest crowd of southern nobility yet assembled who travelled from as far afield as Conserans and Boudreaux to witness the pomp and ceremony. He also used it to tie up his alliances, treaties and understandings with his kin in Carcassonne – chiefly by virtue of his lady wife – Cahors – chiefly by through late brother’s lady wife Alaise – Auch – through his mother – and Albi – through his father’s sister the current Lady of Albi. Interestingly enough it was as much a love match as a strategic move on the part of both parties. Lord Carcassone had decided against forbidding the marriage, reasoning correctly enough that it would have gone ahead anyway. In any case he was fond of his kinsman.
The Comte himself was handsome, of middling height, with dark straight hair, overly intense eyes and bowed legs – the product of to much time spent on horses. The stables he inherited were justly famous, for his grandfather, father and then brother had been fond of horses and with great care had built up the blood; casting their net far and wide for suitable bloodstock. In much the same way his predecessors had cast wide the net for horses, he cast wide the net for good people to stock his household with. He kept the Lady Alaise – his late brother’s wife – in comfort, who herself was an astute women and capable women and had a strong head for arithmetic. Of the Chevaliers he kept close, the Duc Constance du Auch was perhaps the most important. As he was his sister-in-laws brother and also the Duc of Auch – although he was too young yet to rule. In his stead his sister the Lady Alaise ruled. The young heir to Carcassone, Michaél, was also spending time studying in Tolosa with his elder relative the Count. He was also attempting partially successfully to woo the Counts niece – by his brother – Mary although only time would tell if that were to be successful.
Arian
No more ghostbusting!!
Updated stats:
Normandy/Arian
Head of Household: Comte Arian du Terre Bas/41
Language:Frutch (aka Frenglish)
Knight Loyalty:80%
Peasant Loyalty:50%
Gold Economy:10
Treasury:30 gold
Homeland army:100(Short Sword/Leather)
Extra Equipment:
Amunition:
Navy: Port
Family
Antoinette du Terre Bas/23
Guillaume du Terre Bas/17(L/C/N/I/P)
Marie-Michelle du Terre Bas/9(L/C/N/I/P)
Pascal du Terre Bas/2
Courtisans
Chevalier Jean les Gens Brun/27(L/C/N/I/P)(Salary)
Chevalier Phillipe de Pipe Noire/33(L/C/N/I/P)(Salary)
Chevalier Xena du Booby Grande/22(L/C/N/I/P)(Salary)
Cities
Avranches is the capital of Normandy, situated on the Atlantic coast. Besides it's well known cultural achievements it's even more famous for it's whorehouses.
Situated near the border of Brittany, our duchy constantly struggles for survival against the Brittons. Comte Arian du Terre Bas has vowed that one day he'll be the ruler of Brittany and punish them for their crimes against our glorious duchy.
Coat of arms of Avranches
Mont St. Michel, our fortress
Biographies
Comte Arian du Terre Bas
Great ruler of the glorious duchy of Avranches, destined to rule over Brittany soon and one day rule over all of France.
Has a full-time job dragging his chevaliers out of the famous whorehouses of Avranches.
Antoinette du Terre Bas
Wife of Arian, madam suprème of most of the whorehouses of Avranches.
Guillaume du Terre Bas
Son of Arian and Antoinette, heir to the throne of Avranches, but now just a young rascal, kicking Britton butt wherever and whenever possible.
Marie-Michelle du Terre Bas
Daughter of Arian and Antoinette, no doubt the smartest of the bunch.
Pascal du Terre Bas
Youngest son of Arian and Antoinette. Nothing more to say about him other than that he constantly beheads his teddybears. An omen??
Chevalier Jean les Gens Brun
Main resident of the whorehouses of Avranches, when he isn't kicking Britton ass or someone elses' ass. Violent type.
Chevalier Phillipe de Pipe Noire
Another main resident of the whorehouses of Avranches, ladies man, more a diplomat than a warrior. Absolute the opposite of Chevalier Jean les Gens Brun. Honourable type.
Chevalier Xena du Booby Grande
Female knight in service of Comte Arian du Terre Bas, famous for her round assets. Her favorite weapon is the sword with which she can dismember her enemies.
Normandy/Arian
Head of Household: Comte Arian du Terre Bas/41
Language:Frutch (aka Frenglish)
Knight Loyalty:80%
Peasant Loyalty:50%
Gold Economy:10
Treasury:30 gold
Homeland army:100(Short Sword/Leather)
Extra Equipment:
Amunition:
Navy: Port
Family
Antoinette du Terre Bas/23
Guillaume du Terre Bas/17(L/C/N/I/P)
Marie-Michelle du Terre Bas/9(L/C/N/I/P)
Pascal du Terre Bas/2
Courtisans
Chevalier Jean les Gens Brun/27(L/C/N/I/P)(Salary)
Chevalier Phillipe de Pipe Noire/33(L/C/N/I/P)(Salary)
Chevalier Xena du Booby Grande/22(L/C/N/I/P)(Salary)
Cities
Avranches is the capital of Normandy, situated on the Atlantic coast. Besides it's well known cultural achievements it's even more famous for it's whorehouses.
Situated near the border of Brittany, our duchy constantly struggles for survival against the Brittons. Comte Arian du Terre Bas has vowed that one day he'll be the ruler of Brittany and punish them for their crimes against our glorious duchy.
Coat of arms of Avranches
Mont St. Michel, our fortress
Biographies
Comte Arian du Terre Bas
Great ruler of the glorious duchy of Avranches, destined to rule over Brittany soon and one day rule over all of France.
Has a full-time job dragging his chevaliers out of the famous whorehouses of Avranches.
Antoinette du Terre Bas
Wife of Arian, madam suprème of most of the whorehouses of Avranches.
Guillaume du Terre Bas
Son of Arian and Antoinette, heir to the throne of Avranches, but now just a young rascal, kicking Britton butt wherever and whenever possible.
Marie-Michelle du Terre Bas
Daughter of Arian and Antoinette, no doubt the smartest of the bunch.
Pascal du Terre Bas
Youngest son of Arian and Antoinette. Nothing more to say about him other than that he constantly beheads his teddybears. An omen??
Chevalier Jean les Gens Brun
Main resident of the whorehouses of Avranches, when he isn't kicking Britton ass or someone elses' ass. Violent type.
Chevalier Phillipe de Pipe Noire
Another main resident of the whorehouses of Avranches, ladies man, more a diplomat than a warrior. Absolute the opposite of Chevalier Jean les Gens Brun. Honourable type.
Chevalier Xena du Booby Grande
Female knight in service of Comte Arian du Terre Bas, famous for her round assets. Her favorite weapon is the sword with which she can dismember her enemies.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
Yes they are full of whorehouses. They must be conquered first before we can purify France.
Knights.... forward!!!
Knights.... forward!!!
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
*Drinking afternoon cough syrup*
*Loads page*
*Coughs on Cough Syrup*
*Parents walk in and say a bad word I can't repeat than closed the window earlier*
Yeah...
*Loads page*
*Coughs on Cough Syrup*
*Parents walk in and say a bad word I can't repeat than closed the window earlier*
Yeah...
Amon Savag
The Great
There will be no shortage of personality in this NES.
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
Avranches is the capital of Normandy, situated on the Atlantic coast. Besides it's well known cultural achievements it's even more famous for it's whorehouses.
Situated near the border of Brittany, our duchy constantly struggles for survival against the Brittons. Comte Arian du Terre Bas has vowed that one day he'll be the ruler of Brittany and punish them for their crimes against our glorious duchy.
You are not a fellow Norman! EXPELL HIM FROM MY WIFE! Gioff my wife you *****.
Situated near the border of Brittany, our duchy constantly struggles for survival against the Brittons. Comte Arian du Terre Bas has vowed that one day he'll be the ruler of Brittany and punish them for their crimes against our glorious duchy.
You are not a fellow Norman! EXPELL HIM FROM MY WIFE! Gioff my wife you *****.
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
We did not start playing yet, so everything is automatically OOC except templates.
Also: I would reply at least the pit I came from is not a whore's pit. (as in Uranus minus Ur)
Also: I would reply at least the pit I came from is not a whore's pit. (as in Uranus minus Ur)
Arian
No more ghostbusting!!
OK no big deal 
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
OOC: In game I will ally with you to the point if I won't get negative diplo... they might accuse me of going to go to your Bleep houses.
Arian
No more ghostbusting!!
Amon Savag
The Great
Bleep houses FTW!!! Templates are still being constructed, sorry for the long wait guys. thanks once again for your patience.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
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Andre Basset:
Gaylord Basset:
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Percival Thibodaux:
Pascale Basset:
Susane Basset:
Andre Basset:
Gaylord Basset:
Paige Basset, weeping over the family bird dying.
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Percival Thibodaux:
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