OOC: Whee! My muse of storywriting is returning!
"Common compounds in this one too. Three permille usefuls."
"That makes twelve in a row. How did we ever get sent to this God-forsaken stretch of 'roids?"
"Well,
you got sent because you're new and on probation.
I got sent because I'm supposed to test a new implant, and they'd rather not have me around anything, or any
one, valuable in case I run amok."
"Thanks for the compliments."
"Any time."
"What do you want to bet we hit twenty before finding something largely useful?"
"Half of today's wages, perhaps? Seeing as that's likely to be close to nothing."
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Despite all the rediscoveries of technology recently, the human element could not be left out of most jobs, and then often it was cheaper to give said humans minimal robotic assistance in their area of specialty. Which was why two women were poking around in a rather loose section of the asteroid belt, looking for person-sized asteroids containing those specific compounds most in demand Planetside. They had simple echometers to measure approximate asteroid composition, Nekomi-supplied lung augmentations to provide them with twenty minutes of air in case of suit failure, homing motors to send asteroids back to base camp, and at base camp, food, water and entertainment, plus the Cruncher, which refined about two asteroids an hour.
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"Cruncher's gonna be done in five minutes."
"So sayeth thine implant, perchance?"
"Cut the flowery language. It went out of style a hundred years ago."
"Whatever. What you're saying is that is that we've checked twenty asteroids in a row without finding anything useful and our wages are about to drop a little more."
"Exactly. So I've pattern-matched, and I suggest we analyze the two with a highest probability of being usefully metallic. You take that one, and I'll take this one." She didn't quite
point at an asteroid, but communicated a direction and a distance and a shape.
"I'm on it."
...half a minute of asteroid drifting later...
"Got something! Blood, it's got two hundred permille elerious compounds! This can't be an asteroid, it must be an artifact. Sending it home now."
"Wait, what? I'm reading mine on broad spectrum. Hold on to your asteroid a moment; check for oxy."
"Oxy? Whyever that?"
"Because I have a nasty suspicion as to exactly what kind of artifact it is. I'll tell you once it hits six hundred permille probability."
"Fine. Checking for oxy... yeah, present all right, this is gonna be worth several megacredits to us both."
"Now check for carbide. I'm still integrating my results."
"Look, I understand that it's valuable, I just think we can let Cruncher sort out the exact value, read me?"
"I read you. However, mine also has oxy and elerious compounds. It also has various carbides, and, in fact, is nine hundred permille useful. Let me spell out for you some of the usefuls here: E, C-H-O-N. It's no normal artifact; it's a crashed something. Implant calculates it to have an above eight-fifty permille chance of having been a wealthy adolescent male on an overfuelled speed scooter or similar, which ruptured, thus causing the elerious compounds. This is a boiled spoiled brat, in short, with his scooter."
"You really didn't need to say that, you know."
"People die out here. You need to realize that in a more personal way than you do now."
"He was on some kind of speed scooter. We're drifting."
"He had pre-Scourge technology."
"He probably turned it off."
"I'll turn your comm off if you don't shut up, miss priss."
"That would violate safety protocols."
"Tell it to someone who cares."
"Like the boiled brat?"