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Hail Divine Emperor!
Coming of a Strange Fellow
“The wheels of a bus go round and round, round and round, the wheels of the bus goes round and round, round and round…” -21st Century Children’s Rhyme
He looked out the window, if you could call that a window. A whole new world sat beyond the windowsill of the shuttle bringing him to the landing pad. It was lush and lovely, Jiao Xiu was, but it was no Niu Yue. He sighed, why did he get himself assigned here, to this almost virgin world with almost nothing developed? How he hated his life, why hadn’t he resisted the temptation to seduce the young lady? How was he supposed to know she was the Emperor’s niece? At least he was just exiled and not locked away with a lettre de cachet in some obscure prison.
As the shuttle descended on the planet, he took steps to prepare for his debarking upon this new world. All the possessions he had in the galaxy were with him in that small shuttle. A few books on economics, a sketch pad, a few hundred credits, a picture of his High School and College graduation and a pistol. With that, he would take his position as Secretary of Internal Works on Jiao Xiu and to rebuild it. It wasn’t his favorite thing to do, but he was very good at it. That and his love, of course, of charming lovely young ladies which in foresight should have been a very dangerous task.
“Mr. Li Zhaopeng, on the behalf of the Assembly of Nan-Xun province I greet you to Jiao Xiu, the second member of the Ascendancy. We have heard from others who speak highly of your abilities and wish that your tenure as Secretary of Internal Works will be prosperous and beneficial for our respective planet.”
“It is a great pleasure for me to finally visit our lovely world. I look forward towards making acquaintances and on becoming friends with many of our fellow citizens of the Ascendancy. Together, I hope we can work towards a better and brighter future for the citizens living on Jiao Xiu. Please, lead the way.”
A while later as he passed through the provincial capital of Nanxi, he looked out of the car. It was at best a small town, but it was a sign of progress. From the pictures, 2 years ago the town was one-half of her current size. A tug on his sleeve brought his attention back to the car and he looked at the person who had pulled his sleeve. His little brother, not so little anymore, but to him he was still little. A 14 year old to a 22 year old was little after all.
“Bro, don’t mess up this time will you? You’re all I have left in this galaxy, Mom and Dad are dead. I don’t want you to rot in a jail cell sent there by a lettre de cachet because you seduced the daughter of another important person or ****olded an important man’s young wife.”
“You make it sound like it’s all my fault that women find me irresistibly attractive which it’s obviously not. It’s not like I go out of my way to seduce the-“
“Bro, just don’t do anything stupid. Just do your job well, earn money and give us a nice life. We had that in Niu Yue, before our property was confiscated by the Emperor because you seduced his niece. We should be grateful he didn’t have you imprisoned or worse.”
“Little bro, you worry too much. I’ve learned from my mistakes, reformed, seen the light of my past. I know better then to seduce anyone, even a milkmaid! I have tons of plans anyways for my job. Don’t worry, I’ll do fine.”
“For our sakes, and especially mine, I hope so. I don’t want to have to pay for your bail as we argue your case to His Majesty.”