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Alex the Great
or maybe just semi-great
Superslug, do you have nothing better to do than make up rope puns?
(I wouldn't say no if you responded with another, keep them coming
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(I wouldn't say no if you responded with another, keep them coming )
Do I have nothing better to do? Probably not, considering the birthday thread in OT got me thinking about what month has the most birthdays. I added up all the daily birthdays on the CFC calendar for a half an hour and then posted them. Then I went out further online and found the actual data.
People in that thread were wondering if birthdays had a correlation to certain months of conception, and I wanted to see if anything tied in.
People in that thread were wondering if birthdays had a correlation to certain months of conception, and I wanted to see if anything tied in.
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
Extra! Extra! Pun contest in H&J! Winner wins an awesome/ lame prize!
Edit: Damn 1 instead of !
Edit: Damn 1 instead of !
MajorGeneral2
Just happy to be here
How about we end this obnoxious pun-contest? Let's call it a tie and go home.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Superslug, Sorry to leave you a hanging but I had an AP biology task to do! It's on the importance of fiber!
But, now that I've cut loose, I assure that for every trip wire you place I'll will find a loophole out of it. I'll weave a tapestry of puns so large, that you can knot escape the fray.
Fool, I could beat you with my hands tied behind my back!
But, now that I've cut loose, I assure that for every trip wire you place I'll will find a loophole out of it. I'll weave a tapestry of puns so large, that you can knot escape the fray.
Fool, I could beat you with my hands tied behind my back!
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
submitted by a friend:
My aunt's beloved cat Ginger had grown seriously overweight, so she decided to take him to the vet to find out if there was anything wrong with him - and more to the point, whether anything could be done about it.
So she put him into the kitty-carry box, and drove to the surgery.
The doc prescribed a course of pills, and my aunt left, happy in the knowledge that Ginger would soon be his slim old self again.
But after a few weeks of taking the pills, there was no change: Ginger was as fat as ever. Soon months had gone by, and still there was no difference. In fact, if anything, it was getting worse.
The other problem was the invoices from the vet - these pills were costing a fortune.
It soon became clear to us all that Ginger had become a doc-billed fatty-puss.
My aunt's beloved cat Ginger had grown seriously overweight, so she decided to take him to the vet to find out if there was anything wrong with him - and more to the point, whether anything could be done about it.
So she put him into the kitty-carry box, and drove to the surgery.
The doc prescribed a course of pills, and my aunt left, happy in the knowledge that Ginger would soon be his slim old self again.
But after a few weeks of taking the pills, there was no change: Ginger was as fat as ever. Soon months had gone by, and still there was no difference. In fact, if anything, it was getting worse.
The other problem was the invoices from the vet - these pills were costing a fortune.
It soon became clear to us all that Ginger had become a doc-billed fatty-puss.
Perfection
The Great Head.
No, that was because I was cutting you some slack! I gave you a chance to atone for your untiedy behavior! Now I'll have to pully my self down to your level, because all you understand is lame puns! Also heres somestring for you to think about: Most of your puns are puns that you've already used, they don't count.
Face it, I'm your superior in the pun chain of command!
Face it, I'm your superior in the pun chain of command!
I don't dare question your perfection, but I do not consider myself bound to your authority in this tug of war. It's true that most of my jokes are lame and unoriginal, but I must practice as the the ladies (some, anyway) like my sense of humor. It's not enough that I'm well hung!
Mescalhead
Vincebus Eruptum
'Ebert and Roper gives this thread two thumbs down.'
A notorious punster was sentenced to be hung for crimes against the language for a thread of his at CFC. Given one last chance to repent, he looked up, then said, "No noose is good news." They hung him.
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