NotW LVII - Tempus Fugit (game thread)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: BSmith

Keeping my word. But is joke vote so moving.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote, vote: Lassie

for saying the word "nizzle" outside of Aspiring Rapper's mafia.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote, vote: choxorn

Because the other two people I just voted are chronomancers and will not be lynched.

Meanwhile, you are a zombie with a watermelon where its head should be. Therefore you are undead. And your opening post didn't even have the decency to make me laugh.

And I intend to lynch you with this vote until persuaded otherwise.

 

[Kennigit]

Well, it is Day One.

Varethites have no respect for what Day it is.

To them, every day is Day Chaos.


Only members of the Order truly care about the Day and Night and their proper chronological order. Which you seem to shrug off.


That is not respect for the importance of time

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That sounds like an old man rant.

I love old man rants.

 

[Zack]

 

[Kennigit]

Honestly fos: atpg

he promised "30 minutes or less" and took 31 minutes

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

42-16 = 26 minutes

That means I was early.

Just because you're a cheap deadbeat, don't pass that off onto me like it's my fault.

PS: no major chain promises delivery in under 30 minutes. That leads to lost profits, speeding tickets, and higher insurance costs for the business and the driver.

You lie and your next pizza is not free. And I'mma put a note on your account that says you're not getting anything for free any more, scammer.

 

[Zack]

who are you, gandalf

we take time seriously in this community

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

A pizza wizard is never late

Unless the cooks burn the pizza. Then I get all the blame and they get paid the same amount.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'll tell you what though

My best customers are going to get their pizza remade, no charge, and they can keep the first one and don't have to send it back, and they'll have leftovers for days. That's double the pizza. Because they tip and that's what pays my bills. Might even send them out an extra soda.

So that's your incentive to be nice to the pizza guy. Twice the awesome.

 

[Al Sipsclar]

Vote: ATPG
because you should always tip the guy who delivers

 

[Sprig]

So ahhh teh rules state Bold is an accusations and the prefix vote: isn't required, therefore these two are valid sneaky votes...

I'm sorry, but there's actually no such thing as mafia in this universe, and [/continues being stupidly pedantic].

Unspecified Appendage of Suspicion: Takhisis

What's that assterisk meant to mean? FFoS: supurigu-chan

 

[choxorn]

While only bold is required, I'm fairly certain the whatever of suspicion also makes them clearly not votes.

 

[Golden1Knight]

This is all contribution we'll see from Golden1Knight today

That's true, but tomorrow is a brand new day.

 

[Arakhor]

One would hope so.

 

[Kennigit]

Like my daddy said, "Time springs eternal"

He also said "yo go eff up Vareth"

 

[Cuthillius]

That's true, but tomorrow is a brand new day.

Ookay.

Golden1Knight

 

[Murska]

Hm. It's past time we started playing, too. I honestly don't have much of a feel for this game yet, I'm dreadfully busy, but insofar as I can tell there's a few people with two votes and no real pressure on anyone.

Unvote; Vote: ATPG. Third vote on you. You've posted a bit, a seemingly joke vote on choxorn but you do mention that you intend to lynch him with it. Do you have any reason to push him or it it just random? And if it is random, do you have any thoughts on the rest of our players?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Fourth vote on me.

And at this point I have to point out the dumbness of my wagon.

Read my OP.

Don't make me full claim today.

Jesus.