OT Poster Empires

[Joecoolyo]

Ha! You wish! We've got years worth of tinned vegetables and bottled water stored up! We're in it for the long haul!

Damn!! I hate playing the waiting game!

No, I thought CHoxorn was with me!!!

Choxorn, I asked you for an alliance since the beggining of the thread, you were inactive the whole time, you never once agreed to be allies with anyone.

Anyway, Operation Delta is completed.

Marsian-Polish-Byzantine-Plutonian-Droopy troops land in Mecca after traveling from St.Helens - Madagascar - Mecca and take the city with ease. Another force is going straight to Qatar-Dubai-Bahrain, where they will be met with the armies of the Sheik's there. Qatar-Dubai-Bahrain bomb all the oil fields in the Persian Gulf, and Bushehr, Shiraz and Bandar Abbas is bombed to the ground from Dubai.

Choxorn join me and you may have the province of Iran.

Surrender now Joecoolyo, or I burn down Mecca!!!!

Got yah where it hurts? Didn't I?

Spoiler :

I got you guys right where I need you,

Goodbye.

^-- Underneath that is Mecca and all your troops

And I've got 3 more on their way to Qatar-Dubai-Bahrain, it's your choice, do you want all your troops to die? Or would you rather survive and call for peace (where I get Anatolia and Istanbul)?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Ya, my invasion force is prepared.

 

[choxorn]

Yes, exactly, I didn't agree to be allies with anyone, or do anything, because I wasn't there. Now I am, and I joined the socialists and don't want Iran.

We send our massive navy and air force to defend Indonesia and the rest of Southeast Asia.

 

[TheLastOne36]

You can't nuke Mecca! That is against house rules!

OTTOMAN EMPIRE OVERTHROWS JOYCOOLYO FOR BEING A SELFISH ANTI-ISLAMIC COMMUNIST, JOECOOLYO IS NOW EXILED IN GREENLAND

Also, I already moved most of my troops to Yemen to conquer a bit, you mostly just killed the Garrison.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Ok Full force attack on Indonesia!

I redirect my Dubai transports to West Coast India, and land in Mumbai.

I use the Byzantine transports to get my troops out of Yemen and to India.

 

[DroopyTofu]

THe Plutonian/Droopy Empires send troops to SE Asia, launching a surprise attack and bypassing the majority of the Choxornese empire's army. Most of SE Asia is now under Alliance control.

I've got to go now. Please don't invade my empire with out giving me a fighting chance.

 

[Yared]

Since most of your troops are in South East Asia, I invade Brazil.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I wonder if I should avoid this thread for a bit... check in either within 3 days or whenever sanity comes back, whichever comes first.

...I get the feeling the former will.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I propose the following:

1. No nukes.
2. We make a CIVIL consensus on what the map should be like.
3. We form an in-game UN to negotiate stuff.
4. We all define the specs of our country(though I imagine most of it's gonna be godmod central)
5. We split into three voting blocs - neutral, socialist, and capitalist, and each voting bloc elects 1 or 3 representatives to send to the "Battle Council", which will roll the dice with each major battle. The side that wins the majority of these dice rolls wins the battle. In order to be eligible for election, a person must not be playing in the game.
5a. Battles take place on a maximum of 5-10 pixels, this measured by the map we choose to be the standard.

 

[mythmonster2]

Screw it, the entire nation of Mythistan suicide bombs. Thank you and good night, folks.

 

[choxorn]

The Choxornese Empire wonders what universe you guys are in. We bomb the invasion forces from Poland and Droopy for a while, then send our forces in to finish them off. Joecoolyo remains in control of Arabia and the rest of the Empire, we remain in control of all of our empire.

Got any more ideas?

 

[TheLastOne36]

JoeCoolYo is in Greenland. He needs to find a way back there first.

We already landed and tooken control of Mumbai, and we have set up landing beaches as more troops come in. We bomb the crap out of Delhi and other major nearby cities, while provoking the muslims in India who are pissed off due to Mecca being nuked. (So you gotta deal with them too)

 

[Mathalamus]

oh wow. 10 pages in one night. can last36 give me a quick summary?

 

[Yared]

If Karalysia does not respond soon, I suggest we split his empire between us three (maybe four; Love gets Alaska), since that'd be what he'd want us to do

 

[choxorn]

After wondering why the pathetic Polish forces in India are still here, we kill them all, again.

And then we point out to the Muslims that the Nuking of Mecca only killed the invaders and nobody else.

 

[Joecoolyo]

You can't nuke Mecca! That is against house rules!

OTTOMAN EMPIRE OVERTHROWS JOYCOOLYO FOR BEING A SELFISH ANTI-ISLAMIC COMMUNIST, JOECOOLYO IS NOW EXILED IN GREENLAND

Fat chance, the people of Joecoolyottomans already knew that Mecca was going to be burned to the ground, so, instead of an invading Pole doing it, they said it should be the ones in control (plus we get to wipe your army off the map).

Thus, I stay in control and my armies get a large moral boost, seeing as how the country has become un-invadable

 

[Joecoolyo]

oh wow. 10 pages in one night. can last36 give me a quick summary?

Due to a coalition of forces, I over ran Anatolia and Istanbul, which are now under my occupation. I also started bombing Athens, destroying your navy stationed there and your air force.

I have also send paratroopers into your various island possessions, including Cyprus, Crete, and Sicily, which I now occupy.

You're basically pushed back to the Balkans.

I have also started a massive defensive program, i.e. with a couple hundred AA's per city no invading army can use air support.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I propose the following:

1. No nukes.
2. We make a CIVIL consensus on what the map should be like.
3. We form an in-game UN to negotiate stuff.
4. We all define the specs of our country(though I imagine most of it's gonna be godmod central)
5. We split into three voting blocs - neutral, socialist, and capitalist, and each voting bloc elects 1 or 3 representatives to send to the "Battle Council", which will roll the dice with each major battle. The side that wins the majority of these dice rolls wins the battle. In order to be eligible for election, a person must not be playing in the game.
5a. Battles take place on a maximum of 5-10 pixels, this measured by the map we choose to be the standard.

Sorry for the triple post, but I put my vote towards these set of rules, cause right now, it's basically anarchy.

 

[TheLastOne36]

After wondering why the pathetic Polish forces in India are still here, we kill them all, again.

And then we point out to the Muslims that the Nuking of Mecca only killed the invaders and nobody else.

Fat chance, the people of Joecoolyottomans already new that Mecca was going to be burned to the ground, so, instead of an invading Pole doing it, they said it should be the ones in control (plus we get to wipe your army off the map).

Thus, I stay in control and my armies get a large moral boost, seeing as how the country has become un-invadable

You guys do know the real life aftereffects round-world for nuking Mecca?

I think every single muslim would join the Taliban if that were to happen.

 

[Joecoolyo]

You guys do know the real life aftereffects round-world for nuking Mecca?

I think every single muslim would join the Taliban if that were to happen.

Yeah, except that you were prepared to burn it to the ground, we had no choice, and the Muslims knew that.