Horrible way to die: Being forced to listen to Vladimir Putler's speech, not being able to

the

as he deserves.
Best way to die: detonating a large conventional or small nuclear device eradicating as many Russian invaders as possible. (Anyone got a spare

?)
Thanks to Putler I may yet get a chance to die the best way. I only wish I were joking. (Except about the

, I of course have none and wouldn't want to use any on my own soil.)
A satchel charge near Russian spetsnaz, now that's the way to go. Think Afganistan was hell? If you come to my country I'd love to show you what we do to invaders. Again.