Pick Your Poison: N20

Okay, alignment PMs have been sent, the forums were very sluggish at the time so if you haven't got one already, contact me. And I apologize for the typos and the BBCode errors in some of the PMs. I'm sorry. :(
 
NIGHT ZERO

The party going on in the Poisoned Sailor was massive. Everyone, including the Mafiosos, were incredibly drunk, having beverage after beverage. One person was so drunk they pinned a list onto the wall!

"'ey, Nanja, w'at tha hill iz 'hat flakkaan thong on t'ar wal'?" said Turquoiside after skulling a drink of his choice.

"I have no clue." said NinjaCow64, the only person who was not completely off his face. NinjaCow64 looked to the wall and wondered what on Earth it meant:

Turquoside (5, 4)
JoanK (4, 1)
Kennigt (4, 3)
Dcmort93 (6, 1)
Mat93 (6, 7)
Choxorn (7, 1)
BSmith (7, 9)
Sonereal (9, 1)
Bonefang (9, 4)
DaveShack (2, 2)
Visorslash (2, 3)
SouthernKing (2, 5)
Dreadnought (1, 1)
Zack (1, 1)
Classical_hero (1, 1)
Jarrema (1, 1)
SamSniped (3, 2)
Verarde (3, 3)
MartinLuther (3, 5)
Bhuddafish (3, 7)

(OCC: If you're wondering, that is the order which role choices will be resolved.)

*****

BEGIN ROLE CHOOSING PHASE!

Phase will end in roughly 24 hours. Please send me your Role choices!
 
rofl I didn't even know it was through 10. I just copied my numbers from last game.
 
sorry, but take me out, I am going away on Tuesday. sorry.
 
sorry, but take me out, I am going away on Tuesday. sorry.

Damn. I would still appreciate it if you would still choose a role, there is a high chance that I could get a replacement by the time I am back, but it would make it a billion times easier if you could still choose a role. :)

EDIT: Also, if it isn't clear to everyone, then anyone's involvement in a writeup tells nothing about their role/alignment.
 
rofl I didn't even know it was through 10. I just copied my numbers from last game.

:lol: Neither did I.
Four 1,1 choices is kind of surprising, and so is their placement. I thought that since 1 and 3 were chosen by the same number of people as their first number, BUT that the people who chose 1 all had the same second number, they would be the ones going last.
 
Yeah, I copied my numbers from the last game as well. Put me on the bottom of the pile this time, not the top. :lol:
 
Moderator Action: Inappropriate content snipped

So I am officially extending the day by ~20 hours. That's more than enough time to send in a simple PM so I will auto-vanilla anyone who doesn't.

Clarification: You can only have one choice of drink. You send one drink/power via PM and that's that. If you don't get it, bad luck. I may sound very annoyed, but that's because I am.
 
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Now, your benevolent leader in his infinite benevolence has sent out PMs to people who haven't sent me PMs about their role choice yet. However, I can't delay the update indefinitely, so the update will be done when I'm ready i.e eaten breakfast, looked at other threads ect. So, everyone who hasn't sent in their PMs, hurry or you'll be Vanilla Townie'd.

EDIT: I think I might have missed a few messages because of the @#%@!$@%#^%^*%&%$$@^@Q#%@^$^*^$!#ing server. So if you get a PM that says "hey, send me your role!" then please just reply to it.
 
Okay, because everyone except two guy have got their role PMs in so I am closing PM entrances so those guys are just going to have to deal with being vanilla. Sorry, I am REALLY hungry and I am grumpy when I am hungry.

Writeup and other PMs incoming.

Please don't post until after I post the update.
 
END NIGHT ZERO

NinjaCow64 was busy cleaning up after the party. He tried to do this as quickly as possible as he was really looking forward to reading the medical handbook "People who can pretend to be drunk are Scum". He was no doctor, but he liked to read those handbooks about the Mafia. Although NinjaCow64 was a fairly common name in Blahristan, they always seemed to be shot to death by the Mafia.

NinjaCow64 was about to go to bed when a slight tremor knocked over one of his beer mugs. He then said a vulgarity that was promptly removed my a moderator. NinjaCow64 got out a broom and started to clean the glass up. He then heard a drunk man stumble down the stairs.

"I'll just be a second" said NinjaCow64 as he put all the glass into a garbage bag and tied it up. He then turned around to help the drunk man, to find that the drunk man was only pretending to be drunk and was then holding a shotgun in the bartender's face. NinjaCow64 realised this man could only be a Mafioso, so he said another vulgarity that was also removed by a moderator. Then the Mafioso shot the poor bartender in the face.

Spoiler :
NinjaCow64 was a TOWNIE!


"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Mafioso evilly. Suddenly, an earthquake started. The Mafioso said another vulgarity that was also removed by a moderator and ran into a secret room. The earthquake was a large one and woke up the whole bar. Everyone came downstairs to find the dead body of NinjaCow64 and that the door was blocked by wood that had fallen from the earthquake! There was no way out for the poor townies. They had to defeat the Mafia and there was only one way to do it: random and slightly paranoid accusations leading up to randomly lynching people. My the moderators help their poor souls.

BEGIN DAY ONE!

Day will end in approximately 48 hours in about a week probably.

*****​

Role PMs have been sent out. Anyone with questions and/or difficulties regarding Role PMs, feel free to PM me. Otherwise, good luck!

BTW, if any members of the town are mentioned in any of the updates, that does not have anything to do with their alignment whatsoever. The updates are meant to be humorous, nothing more, nothing less. Also, if you are interested, this is set in the same universe as Mafia Zone: 2 of 4 FYI. Yeah.
 
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