END DAY THREE
Zack started to accuse dcmort93, but choxorn interrupted him.
"WAIT!" cried choxorn "We should get Jarrema that corrupt dirty politician when we have the chance!"
"Damn," said Zack "I wish I had thought of that!"
"You did." replied choxorn "I'm psychic" Then the X-Files music started to play in the background, but the town ignored that as they crowded around Jarrema.
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here," said Jarrema "Even though I'm not here."
"Yes you are here you thieving thespian!" shouted choxorn, evidently not knowing what the word thespian meant.
"Er..." replied Jarrema "I'm telling you that you are an enemy that would like to attack Blahristian, Blahristanis, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
"So then," replied Zack "If you wish us all the best, you wouldn't mind if we lynched you then?"
"NO WAIT!" said Jarrema as he stared intensely at the crowd. "IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" The pub had finally had enough of his gaffes, so they threw him out of office. And by office I mean second story window, which overlooks the cliff.
"choxorn," said Zack "I was curious, do you spell Jarrema, is it with one R or two?"
"I read his mind as he was falling of the cliff." said choxorn "So I now know that it is spelled Ja-I-am-a-townie-you-idiots-ema, which is a really weird way to sp-OH !" exclaimed choxorn as he realised the implications of what he just said.
"choxorn," said Zack "Why didn't you just read Jarrema's mind in the first place if you wanted find out if he was town or not?"
"Game balance." replied choxorn, as the members of the pub walked back to their beds...
BEGIN NIGHT FOUR!
Night will end in approximately 24 hours, so PM me your night actions! Apologies to Jarrema for giving him George Bush quotes, no one deserves to have to say things like that. Not even Bush himself.
Also, SouthernKing and bonefang don't PM me and beg me not to WoG them for inactivity, then I will WoG them at the end of the next phase.
Tally:
Players:
1. Verarde
2. MartinLuther
3. choxorn
4. SouthernKing
5. classical_hero
6. DaveShack
7. Jarrema TOWN Lynched Day Four
8. Mat93 TOWN Killed Night Two.
9. Zack
10. JoanK
11. SamSniped
12. Sonereal johnhughthom
13. Kennigit
14. Dreadnought MAFIA Lynched Day Three.
15. bonefang
16. BSmith1068
17. Bhuddafish TOWN Lynched Day Two.
18. Turquoiside
19. dcmort93
20. Visorslash TOWN Lynched Day One.