To: Emperor Hishahito
From: Emperor Guillaume Bonaparte
In the future. Our homelands are both in chaos now. But we will have interest in this.
To: Dublin
From: TFE (Third French Empire)
Holy crap. Sorry for those comments, we probably sound a little douchy now. Your islands must be hell right now. We're focused on the Leleea and Marseilles right now, but we'll send aid afterwards. You have our word.
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Professeur du Historié Jean Garcon was in a heated discussion with the headmaster of the University of Caen. "I simply can not teach history if this crap continues to happen. First aliens raised Hebrews, and now these Dolphins... crap", he said. The Headmaster countered, "Well, I agree this has been... strange events. However, what are we to do? We can't just not stop our classes! We have standards here"! Garcon went again, "Why can't we just halt classes for a semester, then make all students retake a introduction course teaching about these... aliens". After a couple of minutes of bickering, the two agreed.
Meanwhile, over in Marine Biology, Professeur Marie Cleaux had a lesson on dolphins, specifically "Dolphins and you- a Relook on our history". Of course, one student had a very important question. "So, Dolphins are actually extraterrestrials, who tried converting us to an interplanetary religion but failed.", she said. Cleaux nodded and said, "Yes, unfortunately, oui. Dolphins are indeed extraterrestrial missionaries". Another student pitched in. "So, the cases of dolphins raping humans are because they believe a dolphin-human master race would be the end result?", he asked. "Yes, comes straight from the Emperor himself in his communications from the dolphins. If you are sick and twisted enough for first hand account, just go to Easter Island. And I'm sure those Moai are in fact mobile, but buried, war mechs". The class went into an uproar. "This was probably huge on you guys, so I'm just letting you kids go now. Remember, your pet might just be an alien spy". The class started laughing even harder.
(Much better story coming tommorow)