Police raid brothel in Munich... and liberate a lamb :o

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http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/21/us-odd-germany-lamb-idUSKBN0O61KY20150521

Reuters article said:
German police detained a 25-year-old prostitute for keeping a three-week-old lamb named Birke as a pet in a Munich brothel, police said in a statement.

The woman was also briefly detained for drug possession - she and her lamb were discovered during a narcotics raid. Prostitution itself is legal in Germany. Keeping a lamb in a brothel evidently is not.

Police said the woman showed them a letter from veterinary authorities laying out the conditions in which a lamb should be raised. Those conditions did not include inside a brothel, so she was forbidden to keep the lamb, police said.

"The lamb was turned over to an animal protection group," the statement said. "During its short stay with police, the lamb felt comfortable and starting drinking from a bottle."

The prostitute was TS, but the lamb was the point where things got unsavory :(

Seems like german zoophilia sex industry also forced Denmark to ban bestiality to avoid those german tourists :)

http://www.euronews.com/newswires/3...estiality-in-move-against-animal-sex-tourism/
 
But what if it was genuinely just a pet and not used in any kind of brothelesque shenanigans?
 
Seems like german zoophilia sex industry also forced Denmark to ban bestiality to avoid those german tourists :)

http://www.euronews.com/newswires/3...estiality-in-move-against-animal-sex-tourism/

COPENHAGEN (Reuters) – Denmark passed legislation on Tuesday banning bestiality, toughening a law that animal rights activists feared was encouraging animal sex tourists to visit the country.

The bill amends a previous ban on intercourse that harms animals, something Farm Minister Dan Jorgensen argued was difficult to prove.

“The current legislation does not protect the animals enough. It’s hard to prove that an animal suffers when a human has sexual intercourse with it, and that is why we must give the animal the benefit of the doubt,” he wrote in an opinion piece.

Those voting for the bill said Denmark did not want to remain the last northern European country where bestiality was legal, as this was attracting animal sex tourists. Germany, Norway, Sweden and Britain previously banned it.

“There are frequent reports of the occurrence of organised animal sex shows, clubs and animal brothels in Denmark,” the

Danish Ethical Council for Animals, an independent advisory board under the food and agriculture ministry, said in a report, while adding that it had not been able to verify the reports.

A 2011 Justice Ministry report surveyed veterinarians and found 17 percent of them suspected that an animal they treated had had intercourse with a human.

Animal rights campaigners including PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) petitioned Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt and Jorgensen to amend the legislation.

Funny how there's not any mention of 'german tourists' in that entire article. Nor 'german zoophilia sex industry' for that matter.
 
It seems the shock of being in police custody made the lamb turn to drink.

During its short stay with police, the lamb felt [un]comfortable and starting drinking from a bottle [of methylated spirits]."
 
No. I don't suppose it did. But it never expected a lot of things. A huge lot of things. In fact, I daresay Germany is incapable of hosting all the things that that lamb never expected.
 
No. I don't suppose it did. But it never expected a lot of things. A huge lot of things. In fact, I daresay Germany is incapable of hosting all the things that that lamb never expected.

Here is the official police sketch of the lamb in question:

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Seems like german zoophilia sex industry also forced Denmark to ban bestiality to avoid those german tourists :)

First Russia annex Crimea banning German tourist from getting drunk and beating up on Russians, Now Denmark bans bestiality ending all German tourism.

All that is left is for Germany to suppress itself for the next 20 years and then suddenly start ww3. :sad:
 
This is so baaaad! Detaining lambs when it does nothing wrong? Police brutality!

Or it could be discrimination against prostitutes, by not allowing them to keep pets for ... Company?
 
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